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Chapter 55: The World of Magical Beasts and the Heavenly Realm
Life on the rocky mountain is unbearably boring. You’d think dragons with wings would naturally enjoy soaring high and looking down on the world below, but even that gets old when all you see is rocks, sand, and gravel. The scenery wears thin pretty fast.
”Deserts are no fun. I want to go to this ‘Ancient Nest’ everyone keeps talking about. The legendary homeland of dragons…!”
Jun, the Earth Dragon Rivino, erased the dreary landscape from her mind and replaced it with lush jungles bursting with life. In the east, nestled near the World Tree, lay the mystical land said to be the origin of all things and all creatures.
”There must be loads of tasty snacks and endless entertainment there! This desert? Bleh.”
Whatever it was, it had to be better than this barren wasteland. Rivino wanted nothing more than to leave the desert behind. That’s why she teamed up with the creepy Satan worshippers and made her nest here on the rocky mountain.
Rivino and Baal, the Satan worshipper, had struck a deal. Sooner or later, Baal would fulfill his promise to lead Rivino to the eastern wonderland.
”When will this ‘mission’ end? I might d*e of boredom before it’s over!”
Shimmer, shimmer.
Rivino basked in the harsh sunlight, her golden scales now pitch black after more than a decade of exposure. For dragons, blackened scales are like nature’s way of saying, “Back off, or I’ll eat you.” Indeed, these scales turned her into an even angrier, more unpredictable version of herself. Earlier that day, she’d already crushed several boulders in a fit of hysterical frustration.
Snort, snort.
Swinging her massive scorpion tail adorned with venomous spines, Rivino pondered whether she should dig herself a little cave and indulge in some geothermal steam to soothe her scales.
”Hmm… Speaking of which, didn’t I make a promise to a certain boy five years ago?”
Rivino remembered one of those lazy afternoons where she burrowed into the hot sands to roast her scales. That’s when she met a deliciously plump young boy. Now, years later, Rivino grinned at the thought of how juicy he must have grown.
”Five years is long enough. My meal is probably waiting for me right now, ready to be devoured. Time to visit his village and snatch him up!”
Just as she was plotting her next move, a timid voice interrupted her thoughts.
“Uh… um…”
Rivino whipped her massive head around to find… the boy! There he stood, trembling like a leaf, his blond hair shining under the sun, his face pale with terror.
”Right on schedule, little one. Good job keeping your promise.”
Rivino wagged her tail happily, already drooling at the thought of devouring the boy. Despite his terrified expression, the boy stood firm—a brave but futile effort.
”Oh, scaredy-cat? You didn’t run away like a coward, I see. Are your family members really that precious to you?”
Descending from the rocks, Rivino came face-to-face with the boy. Though humans aged far faster than dragons, five years hadn’t done much to mature him—he still looked like an adorable, bite-sized morsel.
”But at least he’s perfect for eating! Too bad I’d barely feel it if I ate him like this. Time to transform…”
With a flourish, Rivino dug her claws into the ground, creating a burrow to hide her dragon form. She emerged moments later, transformed into her human guise—a gift granted by Baal. Her long black hair flowed in the wind, and her lean yet powerful body exuded confidence.
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Elsewhere…
“Alright, we’re in position. Everything’s going according to plan.”
Hiding behind a rock, Azidahaka and I watched Rivino closely. Rumor had it that during feeding time, the Earth Dragon transformed into human form before indulging in her meals. Sure enough, the black-scaled dragon now stood as a stunningly beautiful woman with piercing green eyes.
“Indeed, she’s harnessed the power of ancient creatures. She’s grown much stronger than the average dragon.”
Azidahaka kept his distance, his claws twitching nervously. I, on the other hand, discreetly analyzed Rivino’s every move, mentally cataloging her strengths.
”Hmm… C-cup bust, slim waistline… but those tanned arms and rock-hard abs scream combat readiness. Unmeasurable threat level!”
“What exactly are you analyzing right now?”
Azidahaka gripped my tail tightly, forcing me to stifle a cough.
”Uh, nothing, just noting how formidable she’s become. We should strike once she’s about to eat Isaac.”
“Yes, that would likely be her most vulnerable moment.”
”Alright then, let’s wait and see.”
Peering over the rocks, I observed Rivino and Isaac’s every move. Isaac, though visibly shaking, managed to distract Rivino as planned. Whispering softly, I listened intently to their exchange.
”What are you doing? Hurry up and prepare yourself—I’m picky about my meals. I hate peeling!”
“Y-You mean… take off my clothes?”
”Yes, all of them! If you insist, I can help. Actually, I’d prefer to do it myself.”
With a wicked grin, Rivino extended her delicate fingers toward Isaac’s frail frame. One by one, she stripped away his modest clothing, revealing his scrawny yet surprisingly well-toned physique.
”Perfect. You’re just the right size to devour. Now stop hiding and show me everything. Don’t be shy about exposing yourself. You’re making me hungry!”
“Th-That’s not…!”
Isaac flailed helplessly as Rivino pulled him closer, her ample bosom nearly swallowing him whole.
”Oh, blushing already? You’re so cute, even when being devoured. Don’t hide your legs—they’re part of dinner too! Such a prude.”
“Ugh, Ugh!”
Rivino enveloped Isaac with her arms, burying him in her cleavage. Despite his efforts, the poor boy stood no chance against her immense strength.
”Ah, turning red already? Hotter than I expected. I’m usually not into cooking, but this heat is something else…”
“Ungh, Nnngh!”
Rivino crushed Isaac against her chest, making escape impossible. Her grin widened as she lifted him off the ground and pinned him against the rocks.
”Stop wiggling! That just makes me hungrier. Little brat, looks like you need a lesson…”
Rivino shoved Isaac onto the dry, cracked earth and straddled him. Leaning down, she bared her sharp fangs, saliva dripping from her mouth.
”Let’s see what kind of flavor your tongue has, shall we? Open wide!”
She pinched Isaac’s nose closed with her fingers, cutting off his air supply. Slowly, she leaned closer…
Slobber, slurp.
In one swift motion, Rivino forced her tongue into Isaac’s mouth, exploring it thoroughly. Isaac gagged, struggling to breathe.
“Glup.”
Watching this bizarre scene, I couldn’t help but feel perplexed.
”What exactly is happening here?”
“Apparently, the rumors were true. A dragon’s scales turning black signifies their mating season. It appears Rivino has chosen young Isaac as her partner. Selecting such an immature mate is truly despicable.”
“I can’t imagine what this poor boy will become after experiencing all this at such a young age.”
“Enough is enough. We can’t stand idly by any longer!”
As Azidahaka prepared to leap into action, I placed a paw on his shoulder.
”Not yet. Let’s observe a little longer.”
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Epilogue: New Beginnings
After what seemed like an eternity, the ordeal ended. Isaac and Rivino lay tangled together amidst the sand, panting heavily. Their connection, though unconventional, had sparked a bond that couldn’t be ignored.
”Well, well! Bravo!”
Approaching the couple, I clapped my paws in appreciation. Rivino, startled, sprang to her feet, her claws glistening menacingly.
”Who dares interrupt?! Who is this intruder who smells of old dragon fire?”
Adjusting her robes, Azidahaka stepped forward with a stern voice.
“Hear me, Rivino. Your reign of terror ends today. Release this mountain and grant access to the springs of Sinai.”
”Stay back, old timer! I recognize that desperate smell. You’re another lovestruck fool lusting after this boy. Not on my watch! Isaac is mine now!”
With a fierce growl, Rivino cradled Isaac protectively in her arms, her golden eyes aglow with determination.
And so, the battle lines were drawn. But that’s a story for another time…
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