A Basement-Dwelling Loser, the Inquisitor – Chapter 276

[Rene]

[Hello, thank you for 100,000 subscribers on OnTube]

[Talk | 5,443 viewers | 00:33:58]

“It’s so shiny and pretty… *cough*…!”

*Snap!*

…Huh? *Snap?*

No need to wonder what that sound was. The broadcast screen in front of me was already showing exactly what was happening.

On the monitor, I was holding a perfectly snapped-in-half Silver Button.

─What?


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Can I really do it like Rene? Seriously, I don’t think so… Hey, you all agree, right? It would’ve been weird if I won, huh?

─Tuni’s form is insane lololol


─A gentleman’s revenge is supposed to take 10 years, but nah, it didn’t even take one year lol


─This is all karma, Rene…


─If Rene wants to go into New World and give Tuni the Silver Button right now, I’ll upvote lol


─Info) Tuni already repented, so no Silver Button for them lol

[But are you sure you’re not hurt? It looks like it broke cleanly in half, so it should be fine, but you should still check if any fragments flew off or something.]

“Thank you…”

[Anyway, I’m sorry for calling so suddenly while you’re broadcasting. I’ll contact you again next time. See you later, Rebungi~.]

─Tuba lol


─If you contact them again, you’ll get the Silver Button, Tuni, run away


─Losing to that bear-like person must’ve been so frustrating lol

And so, Tuni hung up, and the chat was happily teasing me like it was the most natural thing.

No matter how I think about it, this Silver Button was defective, but thanks to Tuni’s story, it seems like it was decided that I just broke it with my strength.

Of course, it’s probably a joke…

Right, it’s a joke…?

“So, everyone… what should I do about this…? Can I get a new one…?”

─Yeah, verify it on OnTube and buy it again


─If you decorate two side by side, it’ll be hilarious lol

So, buying a new one will solve it.

It’s a bit disappointing that I have to pay for it myself…

Wait.

Hold on.

“Everyone… this clearly broke because it was defective, so why should I pay for it…? Shouldn’t OnTube apologize to me and take responsibility by sending me a new one…?”

─You’re making sense, you crazy person lol


─Today’s quotes are legendary lol

I’m really frustrated, why is no one sympathizing with me?

I’m so sad…

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【Rene Galleryⓜ】

【Title: Today’s Gallery Owner’s Statements】


【Written by: NoReneNoLife🔹】

Pigeons are sparrows.


Sparrows are obviously sparrows.


Even after sending such a letter, it’s disappointing that the OnTube CEO doesn’t watch my broadcast.


This Silver Button is defective. OnTube should take responsibility and send me a new one.

Surprisingly, almost no paraphrasing.

【Upvotes: 64 / Downvotes: 1】

ㅇㅇ: Why should the OnTube CEO watch your broadcast, seriously lol


└NoReneNoLife🔹: We even sent a letter…

【Title: It Was a Good Silver Button…】


【Written by: ㅇㅇ🔹】

(Rene Silver Button Shattered.mp4)

By the way, the sneeze sound is so cute lol

【Upvotes: 64 / Downvotes: 1】

NoㅇㅅㅇHereSoGood: If the Silver Button had been fine, the video would’ve been uploaded under a different name…

ㅇㅇ: Wait, she probably put some force into it while sneezing, how did it break like that?


└ㅇㅇ🔹: That’s because she’s a bear…

Remagaller: Seriously, everyone’s being too harsh. Don’t you understand Rene’s true feelings?


└Remagaller: She broke it on purpose to share it with her junior…


└ㅇㅇ🔹: (Ugh, we didn’t even know that… sob)

【Title: If Rene Ever Holds a Fan Meeting Later, I’m Not Going…】


【Written by: Pioneer】

(Rene Silver Button Shattered.mp4)

With that kind of strength, if she meets Rebungi, she’ll break their backs, right…?


Just like the Silver Button, Rebungi will be shattered…


I’m too scared to go…

【Upvotes: 53 / Downvotes: 0】

NoㅇㅅㅇHereSoGood: Okay, one less competitor lol


└Pioneer: You think? lol

ㅇㅇ🔹: If I die from Rene breaking my back, isn’t that a reward?


└Pioneer: Dude;


└ㅇㅇ🔹: What?


└NoReneNoLife🔹: This is what it takes to be an unpaid slave


└ㅇㅇ🔹: ?


└NoReneNoLife🔹: ?


└Pioneer: (Embarrassed self-portrait con)

ㅇㅇ: Rene breaking Rebungi’s backs… this is wild…


└Pioneer: (Ah, this is a future ATM con)


└ㅇㅇ: Why does this con even exist, seriously;


└Pioneer: (Remagal’s history con)


└ㅇㅇ: Lol