Chapter 9: The Battle of the White and Yellow Dudes
Brother Lin Xuan was struck dumb with amazement.
Suddenly, he felt something flowing from his nose, sticky and gooey.
He wiped it with his hand.
Looking at the red on his hand, Lin Xuan’s face turned beet red.
Lin Xuan, you’re such a wimp!
We haven’t even gotten to the good part yet, and you’re already nosebleeding!
“I… I’m going to wash up.” Lin Xuan clutched his nose and dashed into the bathroom.
A flicker of darkness passed through Su Hua’s eyes as she whispered softly, “So Ah Xuan likes my body, how wonderful…”
Inside the bathroom.
After stopping the nosebleed, Lin Xuan splashed cold water on his face.
Finally calming down, an image of Su Hua half-undressed popped into his mind again.
And once more, the nosebleed returned.
Lin Xuan:”…”
It took Lin Xuan a full fifteen minutes in the bathroom before he finally came out.
Su Hua was sitting on the couch flipping through a magazine.
Lin Xuan thought Su Hua would have applied the medicine herself.
But no, the ointment bottle was still on the coffee table, untouched, clearly waiting for him to apply it for her!
Su Hua closed the magazine.
“Come over here,” her tone brooked no argument.
Lin Xuan took a deep breath and shuffled over to Su Hua.
“Continue applying the medicine.”
“Yes.”
Lin Xuan closed his eyes and shakily reached out to Su Hua.
He didn’t dare to look, didn’t dare to look.
Even fully clothed, he had a nosebleed; if she were undressed… goodness knows what would happen?
Just imagining it made him want to nosebleed again.
But… how was he supposed to help her undress?
They said there was a button somewhere, but why couldn’t he find it?
Lin Xuan fumbled around aimlessly.
His hands were like fire, burning everything they touched.
Su Hua suddenly grabbed Lin Xuan’s wrist.
“I’ll do it myself. No need for you.” Her voice carried a suppressed restraint.
If this kept going, she wouldn’t be able to stop herself from pouncing on him. She still had an important meeting to attend later.
“Oh, okay.” Lin Xuan retracted his hand.
As he sighed in relief, a faint sense of disappointment arose within him. The tips of his fingers still tingled with the warmth and softness of her touch. Lin Xuan inexplicably felt his fingers grow hot.
Su Hua had already taken off her clothes and was applying the ointment.
Strangely enough, apart from some rashes on her neck and arms, only this spot had developed them.
Lin Xuan wanted to look but didn’t dare, torn between two little dudes inside his head battling it out.
White Dude: “Lin Xuan, you’re a gentleman. Don’t listen to, don’t watch, don’t speak of impropriety.”
Yellow Dude: “What gentleman? There’s no such thing in front of the woman you love. What’s wrong with looking? Not only can you look, you can also roll around on the bed together~ Hehe… By the way, last night you guys already rolled around, and Lin Xuan was squeezed dry!”
White Dude: “You… that’s too vulgar!”
Yellow Dude: “You’re too pure. Go read your monk scriptures. This is mutual affection and romance. If you don’t watch these, are you going to watch them chat under the covers purely?”
White Dude had nothing to say.
Yellow Dude punched White Dude away.
“Lin Xuan, go ahead. You’ve already done the most intimate things together, so what else is there to hesitate about?” Yellow Dude cheered.
“Just a peek, it won’t hurt, right.”
Lin Xuan fortified his mental resolve and sneakily glanced.
Su Hua wore a straight face, seriously applying the ointment to herself.
Precisely because of her serious demeanor, it made her seem even more alluring.
And once again, the nosebleed flowed uncontrollably.
Lin Xuan:”…” Luckily, Su Hua didn’t see this time.
Lin Xuan rushed toward the bathroom once more.
By the time he came out, Su Hua had already dressed, her usual cool and detached expression restored.
Lin Xuan, upon seeing Su Hua, immediately recalled the scene where Su Hua was applying medicine to him.
He cursed inwardly.
Lin Xuan, your brain is filled with dirty thoughts! You’ve fallen!
“Ah Xuan, come over.” Su Hua’s voice carried a hint of hoarseness.
Lin Xuan walked over.
Su Hua pulled him towards her, flipped him over, and pressed Lin Xuan onto the couch.
Their bodies pressed against each other.
Lin Xuan could feel the softness pressing against him, and began to daydream again.
What was she doing?
Was she going to squeeze him again? After such intense activities last night, could they really do it again today…
“Ah Xuan.” Su Hua’s delicate finger lifted Lin Xuan’s chin. “Compared to Qin Ruoyao, who has the better figure?”
Lin Xuan: “It’s you, of course it’s yours.”
He wasn’t lying.
Not only was Su Hua beautiful in appearance, her figure was top-notch.
Full-bodied, long legs, slim waist, graceful curves.
Qin Ruoyao looked like a pure white lily, her body rather flat.
Su Hua’s eyes narrowed dangerously. “Have you seen Qin Ruoyao’s body?”
!!!
With a strong survival instinct, Lin Xuan shook his head furiously. “I’ve only seen yours. As for other women, I’ve only seen them when they’re fully clothed.”
Su Hua: “Judging by Ah Xuan’s tone, it sounds like you regret not having seen other women naked.”
Lin Xuan: “…”
Even a calm and composed woman like Su Hua could… be unreasonably jealous.
But this side of her was quite… cute.
Lin Xuan’s brain went into overdrive as he seriously held up two fingers. “Su Hua, I’ve already seen yours. Other women can’t even catch my eye anymore.”
The icy aura around Su Hua disappeared.
Clearly, she was satisfied with Lin Xuan’s answer.
Even knowing it was just flattery, she accepted it willingly.
Su Hua lightly bit Lin Xuan’s lips. “Good boy, this is your reward.”
“Knock knock.”
A knock came from outside the door, breaking the sultry atmosphere in the room.
Su Hua walked to the bedroom door and opened it, her gaze icy cold. “What is it?”
So cold.
Jiang Qing, Su Hua’s secretary, rubbed her arm.
Miss Su’s mood seemed less than pleasant.
Could it be that Brother Lin offended Miss Su again?
“Uh… Miss Su, there’s twenty minutes until we should leave for the negotiation, or we might be late.”
“Alright, I know.”
As Su Hua was closing the door, Jiang Qing noticed Lin Xuan standing behind Miss Su, and it seemed like there was a lipstick mark on his lips.
Also… Miss Su’s clothes seemed somewhat disheveled.
Oh my gosh.
Could it be they were just…
Jiang Qing covered her mouth.
No wonder Miss Su’s mood seemed bad; interrupted during a good moment, who could be happy?
Fortunately, Miss Su didn’t vent her anger on her.
Inside the bedroom.
Su Hua tidied her clothes.
Then, she walked over to Lin Xuan.
“Stay home and wait for me obediently.”
“Remember, don’t think about running away, and definitely don’t think about going to see Qin Ruoyao. You will never escape from my grasp.”
If he dared to run again…
Hmm…
Then she’d chain him up for life and make him her bed slave.
“I promise I won’t run!” Lin Xuan swore with two fingers raised high. Run? His guts weren’t that big!