Chapter 104 – Flower Picker Thief (Part Four)
Looking at the items she had pulled out, Jiang Pengji’s brows were almost knitted together, her gaze toward the man increasingly unfriendly, as if he were not a living person, but a lifeless corpse.
Meanwhile, the audience in the live stream was getting more and more curious, itching to crawl through the screen and shake her shoulders, begging her to stop dragging things out!
Jiang Pengji seemed oblivious to the audience’s anxiousness, instead raising her hand to untie the man’s belt, pulling out a bundle containing something hard from his robe. She squeezed it, the texture exactly as she had guessed, and upon unwrapping it, found a small scroll of bamboo slips.
【Hongjun Laozu’s Chrysanthemum】: Bro, bro, bro, what’s written on it?
【Magical Girl A-Feng】: I think it has some names written on it, and I saw words like a certain alley… um… I’m just guessing here, but it feels like it documents where someone lives, and the person’s age… But I have no idea what that super ugly pattern at the bottom means. Could it be that this is a secret document from a mysterious organization?
【Pretty Soldier A-Yuan】: I envy your vast knowledge; I used to be well-versed in astronomy and geography, and also in poetry and song, but after four years of university, it feels like I’ve become illiterate _(:з)∠)_ I only recognize two characters in this bamboo slip, I’m sorry, literature teacher.
Jiang Pengji pursed her lips, and at that moment, the man she had choked out groggily came to, barely having time to rub his sore spots when he suddenly saw a dark figure squatting next to him and instinctively rolled back in shock.
However, he quickly realized his belt was loose, and his baggy pants, unbound, slipped down past his hips with his frantic movements, revealing a patch of white as the night breeze blew, sending a chill that made him shiver uncontrollably.
At this point, the sharp-featured man could no longer hold back his tears.
He had originally thought he was only encountering a mugger, but unexpectedly, they were after his dignity as well.
Everything happened too suddenly, and the audience in the live stream completely missed their cue, now blocked from view by a large patch of whites.
【Hongjun Laozu’s Chrysanthemum】: Damn, bro, even though I picked such an ID, I’m really not interested in men’s… you know what!
【Coward】: The host is taking the viewers by surprise—this display is so raunchy, it’s like lightning!
【Qianshan Muxue】: What on earth, host, you’ve killed me! My mom is watching this live stream with me; now I’m kneeling on the ground!
Jiang Pengji was also stunned, her face expressing disgust as she lifted her foot to kick the man’s left hip, causing him to lurch forward and roll a couple of times, his face scraped against the ground, drawing blood.
Being treated this way raised a surge of anger in the man, and disregarding his fear, he rolled away to create some distance, grabbing his pants with both hands, spitting, and growled, “Which blind fool dares to mess with me!”
Jiang Pengji: “…”
She didn’t need to look to know the live stream was filled with laughter and this would become a meme mocking her.
“Heh, messing with me?” Hearing this, Jiang Pengji felt like her fingers had touched a stranger’s snot, that cold, slimy sensation racing through her body, causing goosebumps, “You think you’re worthy!”
She had thought the one trying to take advantage of her was a rugged thug or a desperate criminal, but upon hearing the voice from the darkness, the sharp-featured man froze for a second. That clear and clean tone vividly conjured up the image of a delicate young boy in her mind.
In an era where handsome men were all the rage, the business at the South Courtyard brothel was even better than at the Qin and Chu houses.
The man’s mind involuntarily recalled his young companion from the South Courtyard, whose soft body felt exquisite, a flavor that lingered in his memory, even better than some pure maidens. For a moment, lust swiftly overpowered his fear and anger.
“Hey, it’s just a little young master, huh? From this voice, I don’t even need to see your face, I can feel my body reacting,” he said.
Using a makeshift rope he found as a belt, he managed to avoid a total wardrobe malfunction.
Jiang Pengji’s expression grew darker. Due to the nighttime vision and the surrounding darkness, the man could only see a vague outline, but she could clearly see the unapologetic lewdness on his face, which made her feel a wave of nausea.
“If you had told me earlier, I would have definitely gone for it; you wouldn’t need to force yourself to—”
Taking advantage of his age and height, the man appeared exceptionally confident, possessing plenty of good things on him, not fearing the young boy’s innocent voice. His earlier panic was just a reflex from being startled.
“Anyone who dares to flirt with me has either not been born yet, is already dead, or is on their way to death.”
Jiang Pengji held the wig the man had previously worn like a disguise, crumpling it up and punching him in the face before forcefully stuffing the wig into his mouth, while driving her knee painfully into his abdomen, stunning him and robbing him of control over his limbs.
No one understood better than Jiang Pengji how to strike the body to elicit a specific response.
Even now, and even before Liu Lanting’s lackluster combat skills, she could still easily take him down without breaking a sweat.
“Truly disgusting.”
Jiang Pengji stepped down hard, hitting him right below the belt, causing an indescribable pain that surpassed even the agony radiating from his face and abdomen, curling him into a ball as his eyes nearly bulged out, blood seeping at the corners.
However, he couldn’t scream because his mouth was stuffed with an extremely foul-smelling wig, saliva spilling from it.
【Coward】: I just had a feeling that the host might have just shattered my… dignity. I’m in excruciating pain! Scared, I shoved my thumb into my pocket and found my buddy, which calmed me down, but now my friends think I’m nuts.
【Fat Big Sea】: What’s that to you? Can you imagine eight grown men in our dorm all touching their pants?
【Patrick Star】: →_→ What’s even worse is imagining eight of you touching each other’s pants…
The male viewers felt like they had just suffered critical damage, while the female viewers realized this was what it felt like to have their dignity shattered.
Of course, the live stream was a mixed bag; besides these peculiar comments, some puritanical viewers criticized Jiang Pengji’s ruthlessness, claiming she completely lacked morals, with【Don’t Stop Moving Strongly】 cursing the loudest.
Indeed, how could those who lived in a peaceful world understand Jiang Pengji’s style of striking first and asking questions later?
