Chapter 296 – Medicine Party and Rockery PY Transaction (6)
Clothes slipped down, piling at my feet.
My backside was fully exposed, and what was in front of me was on full display too, that filthy thing even seemed to be making a move to rise!
The maidservants passing by couldn’t help but scream. The scholars, startled by the shouts, turned their heads to find the source of the commotion, and those old fogies among the examiners suddenly ceased their chatter, looking up… in an instant, they all felt like their eyes were about to go blind.
The men were okay; they had some of the same “parts” themselves, so seeing it was just a spicy sight, maybe they’d scoff at the vulgarity.
But the maidservants were different. Having entered the royal palace, strictly speaking, they were all considered the Emperor’s women. Now that they had seen the body of a strange man, and each one was a fresh flower, they were instantly terrified, squeaking in shock; not panicking was already quite the quality.
Liu Zhi’s face turned ashen. One look at that scholar with a blissed-out expression, and he immediately guessed what was happening.
Thanks to the angle of the livestream, the audience could zoom in and clearly see the situation on the examination side.
Just when they were busy picking and licking various ancient-style handsome men, that bare Young Master hogged most of the frame.
With his shiny, perky backside, slender waist, and pale, almost bluish legs…
Audience in the livestream: “…”
The sparse comments suddenly surged like a tidal wave, overwhelming the virtual screen.
【Forty-One Flashes of Flowers】: Oh my gosh, my eyes are going to go blind!
【My Favorite Feng Jin Baby】: This is insane! My mom was just watching the stream beside me, and suddenly a high-definition backside popped up! She’s now suspecting I’m watching something inappropriate and is ready to grab a hanger on the balcony to hit me, help!!!
【Yin-Yang Master】: I’m the real victim—my wife is starting to question my orientation…
Aside from these complaints, the rest were copy-pasted eye-protection comments, and Jiang Pengji was almost dumbfounded.
Earlier, she had watched an “action blockbuster” on the rockery, and now she came to sneak a peek at the exam, only to find someone tearing clothes and wanting to run amok…
She must have stumbled upon a fake examination!
The chaos over there drew plenty of attention, as everyone rushed to the octagonal pavilion to quietly find out what was happening.
As the main culprit, that scholar felt no shame but instead took pride in it.
The shame and fright of the nearby maidservants greatly amused him; he threw back his head in laughter, blushing.
“All beings come into this world bare, it’s their nature. Why are you all in such a panic?”
Wei Ci snorted coldly, cuttingly remarking, “A foolish child, ignorant of shame, are you the same? Honor, righteousness, integrity, and trust—clearly you’ve mastered the art!”
Hearing Wei Ci’s sarcasm, the scholar went, “Eh?” Turning to look.
Wow, that glance was something else. He felt like he could hear his heart blooming—absolutely marvelous.
The scholar squinted his eyes, swaying closer to Wei Ci with a giggle, “I never knew, in this mundane world, there existed such divine beauty… Young Master, upon seeing you, I feel a familiarity, like an old friend from Wushan—are we not brothers?”
Putting it plainly, that’s like saying—
【Bro, I think we’ve had fun together in a dream before. How about another round?】
These days in Dongqing, the southern winds are all the rage, and many sworn brothers abound. Some scholars even embraced this as a trend.
However, there are still plenty of straight men in the world who are quite disgusted by such behaviors that defy yin and yang.
In light of the traditional views on yin and yang, though many have sworn brotherhood, most do so secretly. Few would openly express fondness for another man in public, especially after indulging too much in Cold Food Powder, losing their senses and stripping down like this!
Wei Ci’s face was completely darkened.
What do you mean by “old friend from Wushan”?
And wanting to be “like brothers”?
The seats for the scholars were fixed, so Mr. Yuanjing’s few students couldn’t gather together.
Hearing the commotion, seeing Wei Ci being teased by a scholar high on drugs, his face turned a deep shade of anger.
Who would have thought someone would have the audacity to take Cold Food Powder at an examination site?
Using it was one thing, but to forget where he was in a heightened emotional state was another.
This was a venue for an examination, not a regular Elegant Gathering!
Anger aside, if Wei Ci were really offended by this brat, would his reputation ever recover?
Thinking this, several scholars from Langya Academy rushed forward to intervene, but they were still a bit far away. That drugged-up scholar was only three or four steps away from Wei Ci, and it was evident who was getting to him first.
Liu Zhi was so furious he looked ready to kill, grit his teeth and said, “Get this person out of here!”
To avoid disrupting the scholars’ examination, the unsightly guards were waiting outside, and it would take a moment to enter.
Wei Ci restrained his anger, his gaze as cold as if looking at a corpse.
He maintained a stiff face, stood up, and with both hands lifting the desk, hurled it directly at the scholar in one fluid motion.
Everyone: “…”
Wei Ci glared down, “This is disgraceful!”
His hands still gripping what remained of the desk, the other half went smashing into that scholar’s face.
Looking at the broken desk and the scholar now splattered with blood, many shuddered internally.
If that desk had hit them in the face, would they be unrecognizable even to their parents?
Wei Ci’s nails were neatly trimmed, but because he had exerted too much force, the tips were pale.
His fingers tightened, knuckles clearly defined, and the veins on the back of his hand bulged; it was evident his heart was anything but calm.
At that moment, the guards rushed in.
Wei Ci glanced at Liu Zhi and the other scholars, expressionless, gave a slight bow, pursed his lips, and left.
He knew very well there was no need to stay.
Getting into a brawl during an examination, even if provoked, could very well lead to disqualification.
Rather than remain and become a laughingstock, it was better to leave swiftly, avoiding any undue shame.
Liu Zhi bent down to pick up Wei Ci’s answer sheet. Since the ink hadn’t dried completely, combined with the ink spilled from the desk’s inkstone, a lot of the content had become a dark mess. Liu Zhi shook the paper, took an incense burner to dry the ink… tsk, what a pity.
Liu Zhi pointed coldly at that scholar.
“Take this disgraceful person away!”
At least Wei Ci had a bit of high temperament, leaving on his own accord, but that troublemaking scholar was simply dragged away at Liu Zhi’s orders. Compared side by side, no one would care about Wei Ci striking someone; they’d be busy lamenting the unfortunate luck of that kid.
This was just part of the story, but more importantly, Liu Zhi’s action had practically nullified that scholar’s existence.
His reputation, utterly ruined!
Being smashed in the face with a desk, the sharp pain snapped the scholar’s high mind back to reality; with the lingering buzz, he looked around and felt the cold wind blowing, only then realizing he was stark naked, nearly passing out.
Wh-what just happened?
