Chapter 156

156. Uncle’s Physiological Period (Emperor Yan’s Extra)

The room suddenly fell silent.

Su Zeheng stared blankly at Wen’s mother, unsure how to respond for a moment.

Cohabitation?

Sort of… but not really cohabitating!

This…

After hesitating, he forced a smile and said, “Mom, we… don’t.”

“A girl needs to understand the importance of self-respect and not let herself be easily deceived!” Wen’s mother sighed, “But little Su is a good kid. After dating for a while, you should think about getting married.”

“…Mhm.” Su Zeheng dared not say more and could only agree.

“And have a baby soon.” Wen’s mother suddenly rolled her eyes, “I can’t wait to hold my grandchild!”

“Grandchild?”

Although he knew he shouldn’t say too much, Su Zeheng couldn’t help but speak up.

“Mom, it doesn’t matter if it’s a girl or a boy.”

“I’m not biased towards boys!” Wen’s mother said, speechless. “What’s wrong with you? Don’t you understand me?”

“I…”

“Mom just hopes you can have your own child! I really like Little Yuan, but you can’t just not have one, can you?”

“Mhm, mhm, mhm… huh?”

Nodding in agreement.

As he nodded, Su Zeheng suddenly froze, his eyes widening as he stared at Wen’s mother.

Wait a minute!

Little Yuan… isn’t she Wen Han’s biological child?!

Little Yuan, she, she…

The sudden revelation left him stunned.

Blinking like a wooden puppet, Su Zeheng’s mind suddenly went into chaos.

…

On the other side, in the kitchen, just a wall away.

“Uncle, are you finally starting to realize that I’m a good woman?”

With a kn*fe in hand, Wen Han smiled slightly against the wall.

“We’re still innocent, you know~? A woman who is so self-restrained, don’t you find her tempting?”

A purely bad woman only attracts men who want to toy with her. Without genuine love, she naturally cannot gain a man’s true affection.

It’s just like the villains in movies.

A successful villain often attracts fans more easily than the hero. The audience tends to overlook their flaws and is drawn instead to their brilliance and tragic circumstances.

When a bad person does something good, they receive praise; but if a bad woman turns out to be a good woman… isn’t that even more enticing?

Uncle, you will gradually feel guilty and regretful.

You will slowly come to care for me, sympathize with me, love me, and eventually find it hard to let me go.

“I’m really looking forward to that day.”

She chuckled and turned back to continue chopping her vegetables.

…

Back in the living room.

Wen’s mother had already started mopping the floor.

Su Zeheng stood there in a daze, still shocked by the sudden news.

All this time, he had thought Wen Han was unmarried and childless.

But… it turns out Little Yuan isn’t even her biological daughter!

Earlier, Lin Na had mentioned she hadn’t even dated, and he had long known that her tattoos and everything were fake.

All these pieces came together to form a single conclusion: Wen Han’s persona as a bad woman is just an act, intentionally performed for others’ viewing!

Her inner self is actually a different person!

But why doesn’t she explain? Why would she rather be misunderstood and think to be living a corrupt life, that she’s not a good person?

What is she really like inside?

“Get out of the way!”

Su Zeheng’s thoughts wandered until Wen’s mother’s voice suddenly jolted him awake.

He quickly dodged the mop and smacked his forehead: “Mom, I’ll do it!”

…

In the kitchen, Wen Han quickly processed the ingredients her mother had brought and began cooking.

She busied herself calmly as if nothing was wrong.

Ding-dong, the door suddenly rang.

“Huh?” Who could that be at this time?

Turning her head in confusion, she soon saw Su Zeheng walking into the kitchen with takeout.

“Uncle, what are you doing?”

“Aren’t you craving bubble tea?” Su Zeheng squinted and smiled, holding up the takeout, “I didn’t know what flavor you liked, so I got the three most popular ones.”

Wen Han took the takeout and glanced at it: “I like mango sago.”

“Uh… I didn’t order that.”

“Forget it, I appreciate the thought.” Wen Han’s smile widened, “But remember, you need to buy mango sago in the future! That’s my favorite!”

So that whenever you mention mango sago, you’ll think of me, got it~?

“Oh…” Su Zeheng nodded, not quite understanding, “By the way, do you need me to do anything else?”

“Just keep my mom company.” Wen Han returned to stir-frying the dishes, “Oh! Could you set the table?”

“Sure.”

Wen’s mother’s presence made Su Zeheng a bit awkward.

He hurried to prepare the tableware, and the three people in the house each busied themselves, creating a homely atmosphere.

…

Fortunately, Wen’s mother didn’t stay long.

Night.

Wen Han and Su Zeheng drove Wen’s mother back to her old home, then returned to pick up Little Yuan from kindergarten before finally getting back home, sighing in relief.

Lying on this familiar yet strange bed, Su Zeheng stared blankly at the ceiling, still contemplating everything that had happened over the past few months.

Meanwhile, in the neighboring bedroom, Wen Han lay with her head propped on her hands, smiling contentedly.

“Justice envoy of the Light Magic Society~ Although it’s harder to win over than other men, it’s much more interesting once you do~”

Uncle~ I really look forward to the day I commit a bad deed, and you won’t want to catch me, being left in a dilemma of pain.

She revealed a seductive smile and turned to hug a nearby pillow.

“…Tsk, is it a good thing?”

Suddenly recalling what happened in the morning and Su Zeheng’s words, she fell into silence.

…

The next day.

“Are you wearing it or not?!”

After dropping Little Yuan off at kindergarten.

Inside the house, Wen Han looked at Su Zeheng with wide eyes: “I’ll ask you again, are you wearing it or not?!”

“What would a grown man like me wear a skirt for?!” Su Zeheng’s vision darkened, “Wen Han, stop messing with me, okay?”

“You’re using my body now!” Wen Han shook her head, “I care about my image! Wear it!”

“Not wearing it!”

“Wear it!”

“Absolutely not!”

Su Zeheng firmly blocked the pink little skirt in front of him.

“Really not wearing it?” Wen Han squinted, “If you don’t wear it, I will wear it!”

“Not allowed!”

Su Zeheng’s expression changed, and he suddenly reached out to grab the skirt.

Wen Han smirked, crossing her arms: “Uncle, why are you stealing my skirt? Are you wanting to…?”

“Am I holding a weapon right now?” Su Zeheng was speechless.

“Oh! Finally, your true colors are revealed! So you can’t do anything because you don’t have a weapon? Then sometimes… Oh my, Uncle! Turns out you often…”

“…You must be a demon sent by heaven to punish me!”

Ignoring him, Su Zeheng ground his teeth and tossed the skirt onto the bed.

He turned around to see Wen Han tilting her head.

“Uncle, I’m just a little demon~”

“…Fine, I surrender to you.” Su Zeheng looked exhausted, “Time’s running out, the Science Bureau people won’t wait for me.”

“Then forget it.”

Feeling a bit disappointed, Wen Han gazed wistfully at the little skirt on the bed.

She originally wanted to take advantage of the body swap to attempt to make him ‘feminine and degenerate,’ but unexpectedly this guy had an unyielding defense, making it impossible to proceed.

What a pity!

Shaking her head helplessly, she suddenly picked up the stockings: “How about these?”

“I! Don’t! Want!”

“Boring!”

Is it because my body is a man now, so the charm effect isn’t good?

Wen Han rolled her eyes and then hung the black stockings nearby.

Seeing her finally calm down, Su Zeheng sighed in relief and walked towards the door.

But as soon as he took a step, his expression suddenly changed, stopping abruptly.

“Hmm?” Noticing his abnormality, Wen Han raised her head in surprise: “Uncle, what’s wrong?”

“You…” Su Zeheng frowned, looking at his belly, “Is your body… prone to stomach aches?”

“Stomachache?”

Putting down the black stockings, Wen Han stepped closer in confusion.

She examined for a moment and then suddenly slapped her forehead: “What’s the date today?”

“Twenty-seventh.”

“Twenty-seventh?” Wen Han seemed to ponder, “Uncle, have you been feeling unwell in your stomach these past few days?”

Su Zeheng looked at her suspiciously.

After a moment, he nodded: “Your stomach doesn’t seem to be good.”

“Not just the stomach.”

The smile on her face gradually became uncontrollable.

Wen Han suddenly burst into laughter, finally laughing out loud.

“What, what are you laughing at?” Su Zeheng held his stomach, bewildered.

But Wen Han shook her head, laughing uncontrollably.

“What on earth are you laughing at???”

Su Zeheng became more confused.

He stared blankly at Wen Han, watching as she finally gasped for breath and raised her head.

“Uncle, welcome to the new world!”

“?”

“You don’t know?” Wen Han grinned, “I have my physiological period these days~”

“…Physiological period?!”

His face suddenly went pale.

Su Zeheng’s eyes widened, his jaw nearly dropping as he stared at his belly.

“You, you mean I’m going to have my physiological period?!”

“Exactly~!” Wen Han struggled to hold back her laughter, “Uncle, thank you for helping me bear this month’s pain; that’s what a warm man is supposed to do~”

“You—!”

Flustered, Su Zeheng was at a loss.

Wen Han raised her hand to cover her mouth, smiling as she continued, “In about two days, it’s going to start hurting~”

“Start hurting?”

“Like bleeding.” Wen Han threw him a seductive glance, “Then you’ll know the pain we women go through.”

Su Zeheng sank into a daze.

He tightly gripped the doorknob, and a few seconds later suddenly looked up: “Let’s go to the Light Magic Society! I need to change back, right now, immediately!!!!”

…

At 1:30 PM.

The Light Magic Society was silent, with Old Chen and the others busy working.

Su Zeheng and Wen Han sat silently nearby, quietly waiting.

The members of the Light Magic Society accepted her presence without surprise, and Wen Han wasn’t taken aback.

After all, only a few knew about the soul swap, and she could easily use her current appearance to “swindle,” gaining more information.

Su Zeheng surely wanted her beside him all the time to avoid him falling into traps and ending up in disgrace.

Moreover… Uncle, did you think I wouldn’t know your plans?

Partnering with me to capture Ouxi Wei and protect her tightly, thwarting the Recycler’s plans.

How coincidental, I also plan to take advantage of your usefulness~

“Time’s up.” She chuckled internally, suddenly glancing at the clock in the office, “Still not here?”

As soon as she finished speaking, footsteps finally sounded outside the door.

The others exchanged glances and all stood up, soon spotting a few familiar Black-clad Men swiftly entering.

“Our time is tight.” The leading Black-clad Man adeptly took a clock out and placed it aside, “Fifteen minutes; do you have any questions?”