Chapter 148

148. Giving Oneself a Bath

“Hmm?” Su Zeheng regained his senses, looking at Little Yuan’s serene appearance with a slight smile, “Little Yuan is much calmer than Mingcheng.”

“Isn’t she cute?”

“Cute.”

“Well…” Wen Han leaned close to his ear, “Do you want to have one with me?”

“Gurgle…”

Adam’s apple… Oh! Su Zeheng doesn’t have an Adam’s apple now.

He swallowed and turned his head, “Let’s not wake her up.”

“Don’t worry, we can go to the balcony or kitchen, then she won’t hear us.”

“That’s not what I meant!” Su Zeheng frowned immediately, “I mean…”

“Uncle, I’m talking about the sound of our conversation, how about you?”

“I…” Su Zeheng closed his eyes, “Alright, I agree too.”

Smack!

As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Han slapped his shoulder and stood up.

“Quickly go take a bath, your body feels sticky and uncomfortable.”

The two left the room quietly, closing the door behind them, finally letting out a sigh of relief.

“Uncle.” Wen Han stretched her limbs, “Why is your body so sticky?”

“I tend to sweat easily.” Su Zeheng smiled awkwardly, “Your body smells quite nice though.”

Wen Han suddenly smiled, “Do you like the smell of my body?”

Realizing this was another trap, Su Zeheng remained silent this time.

Wen Han didn’t toy with him anymore, tilting her head, “Little Yuan is asleep, let’s start bathing. I’ll help you first.”

“Me first?” Su Zeheng scratched his head, “But… How should we do it?”

“Dual baths are fine if you prefer.”

“…No thanks.” Su Zeheng shook his head, “Or… Or I could blindfold myself.”

“Clever.” Wen Han nodded in satisfaction, putting on several gloves.

This made Su Zeheng squint, “How many gloves are you wearing? That’s a bit excessive, isn’t it?”

“Uncle, I don’t like your hands touching my body.” Wen Han sneered coldly, “What? Even if your soul isn’t here, you still want to take advantage of me?”

Su Zeheng gave up completely, “Okay, do whatever you want, I’ll comply.”

“Now you’re being good!”

Very well, now you’re a very obedient dog~

Wen Han smirked, skillfully covering Su Zeheng’s eyes with a towel. Then the two carefully entered the bathroom.

“What should I do?” Su Zeheng asked, lying in the bathtub and turning his head.

Wen Han raised her hand, wearing multiple layers of gloves, “Don’t move, I’ll undress you and wash you.”

“Then me…?”

“Keep your hands up high and stay still.”

Su Zeheng could only comply.

…

In the bathroom.

Using someone else’s body to undress oneself and then bathe, Wen Han genuinely found it a bit strange.

Fortunately, she had transformed once before, adapting quickly. She picked up the shower flower and gently wiped over Su Zeheng’s body.

“… ” Feeling the shower flower pass over his body, Su Zeheng trembled slightly, experiencing something he had never felt before.

Wen Han glanced at him and grinned, “Uncle, you’re not reacting, right?”

“No.”

“Hmph!”

If this were my own body, I’d definitely tease you!

But now, she was washing him with Su Zeheng’s body, so she couldn’t do that.

Deep down, Wen Han still didn’t want others to see her body and take advantage of her.

She carefully rinsed herself.

After a while, Su Zeheng heard the shower stop and looked up, “Are we done?”

“Don’t move!” Wen Han said coldly, wiping the water droplets off her body with a towel.

This sensation made Su Zeheng feel a strange thrill.

For so many years as an adult, this was the first time someone had taken care of him in such a way, even though he knew Wen Han was doing it for her own sake.

Nonetheless, Su Zeheng felt his heart flutter like a little deer.

“Get up, keep your hands up high.”

After some time, Wen Han’s voice echoed again.

Su Zeheng immediately raised his hands and stepped out of the bathtub.

“Lift your head.” Wen Han put on pants and underwear.

“Don’t move.” She wrapped the bra around and fastened it at the back.

Su Zeheng couldn’t help but swallow, “Do I have to wear this at night too?”

“What if it sags?” Wen Han glanced coldly, “Uncle, you prefer not wearing it?”

“…Whatever you say.”

“Then why are you talking so much?”

Wen Han rolled her eyes and said coldly, “Look down.”

Then she quickly put on the clothes, mission accomplished!

“Done!”

Finally, the towel in front of Su Zeheng’s eyes was untied. He took a deep breath, “Phew! Taking a bath is exhausting, now it’s my turn…”

Suddenly, he felt a strong push from behind.

Su Zeheng lost balance and rolled out of the bathtub to avoid falling.

He looked up in surprise, but saw Wen Han smiling slightly and slamming the door shut.

“What do you mean?” Su Zeheng was stunned, “Wen Han, why did you close the door?”

“I need to take a bath.” A voice came from inside the bathroom, “Oh, Uncle, your underwear quality is pretty good!”

“Wen Han!!!” Su Zeheng gritted his teeth, “You…”

Before he could finish, he thought of Little Yuan next door, and could only beg softly, “Stop it, okay? We agreed I would take a bath!”

Wen Han ignored him.

Smack! A pair of underwear landed on the bathroom door.

Su Zeheng was stunned, clenching his fists helplessly, “Wen Han!!!”

“A grown man, what are you afraid of? I’m not afraid…” Oh? Uncle, you’re quite something! I didn’t expect it!

“You—!!!!”

At this moment, he felt both ashamed and angry, yet strangely… proud.

Su Zeheng was flustered but unable to break in, watching the tightly closed door until the sound of the shower gradually faded away.

Creak.

After a long while, Wen Han finally walked out in a bathrobe, “Relax, Uncle, I’ve washed you thoroughly!”

“Why…” Su Zeheng hesitated, “Don’t you feel embarrassed?”

“So what?” Wen Han shrugged indifferently.

I used to be a man, why would I feel embarrassed?

While talking, he scratched a certain part of himself, causing Su Zeheng to widen his eyes.

“Forbid such vulgar actions!”

“Vulgar?” Wen Han raised her eyebrows, flexing her fingers, “Uncle, shall I try your men’s entertainment tonight?”

“You dare?!”

“Why not?”

“You… Wen Han, I admit defeat, okay?” Su Zeheng helplessly raised his hands, “I give up, after all, you need me to soothe Little Yuan, spare me this time!”

“Fine.” Wen Han giggled, then suddenly turned cold, “Little Yuan needs to go to school at seven tomorrow, remember to get up early.”

“Where will I sleep?”

“This is my body, I won’t mistreat myself.” Wen Han rolled her eyes, “Follow me.”

The two walked into another bedroom side by side.

Unbeknownst to them, the main bedroom door had been slightly opened.

A pair of round eyes curiously watched their backs, muttering to itself.

“Is Mom going to sleep with Uncle Su?”

Little Yuan nodded and went back into the room, opening her diary and writing clumsily.

“Tonight Mom and Uncle Su took a bath together. After I fell asleep, they went into the room, and Uncle Su said they would entertain… Tomorrow I want to ask the teacher, what does ‘entertainment’ mean!”