73. Help Me Put on My Socks
“Awuu!”
Taking out a donut, Wen Han bit into it and looked at the two.
“Go on! Muamua… Mmm, this donut tastes good.”
“……” “……”
Su Zeheng and Lin Wu Ju exchanged a silent glance, and after a moment, they suddenly walked over together.
“Tired?” Wen Han bit the remaining donut, using her hands to rummage through the bag and pulled out two small packets, “Here, after such a long fight, you must be tired, right? Eat this.”
The two hesitated for a moment, blankly accepting the packets.
“I can’t believe you two are still veterans.” Wen Han rolled her eyes, “Fortunately, there’s no one around; otherwise, your actions just now would have violated the laws of the magical world.”
Lin Wu Ju and Su Zeheng suddenly snapped to attention and shot each other a hostile glance.
“Mr. Su seems to still be unconvinced?” Lin Wu Ju sneered, “Well, fifty-fifty; we still haven’t determined the winner.”
“Does Mr. Lin mean to continue?” Su Zeheng looked up, “I’ll accompany you anytime.”
“Hey—!” Taking down the donut, Wen Han sighed, “You have no badminton left; what are you going to use to play? Fencing? It’s the middle of the night; aren’t you tired?”
The two were momentarily speechless, glancing at each other before turning towards their sides.
“Tsk!” Wen Han shook her head, striking her palm against the stone chair like a domineering queen, “Sit down and eat something first.”
Lin Wu Ju only then came to his senses and glanced at the item in his hand: “This is…?”
“I poisoned it.” Wen Han said nonchalantly, “Eat it and you’ll get erectile dysfunction. Eat it if you want.”
“Hmph.” Lin Wu Ju smiled lightly, “I won’t doubt my assistant.”
After that, he grabbed the small bread inside and swallowed it in one bite, but just a few seconds later, his expression suddenly changed.
“Did you really…?” He suddenly choked, spitting the item out, “You actually poisoned it?!”
“Of course.” Wen Han stuck out her tongue, “Do I look like a liar? I told you and you still ate it; how foolish!”
I never play by the rules!
Lin Wu Ju narrowed his eyes suddenly, realizing he had underestimated Wen Han.
He shook his head and smiled helplessly, tossing the item into the trash can.
“Let’s call it a day.” He turned to Su Zeheng, “Next time there’s an opportunity… I’ll properly spar with Mr. Su.”
“I’m ready anytime.” Su Zeheng’s expression turned serious, and the flames of battle reignited between the two.
Wen Han sat in the middle, enjoying the drama, and when Lin Wu Ju finally turned and disappeared into the black fog, she looked towards Su Zeheng.
“Why aren’t you eating? Do you think I’m disgusting?”
“Ah?” The anger that had just flared up vanished, and Su Zeheng rubbed the back of his head, “Um…”
“I didn’t poison you!” Wen Han rolled her eyes, “Uncle, are you really that small-minded? Wuwuwu… I kindly offering you food, and you actually doubt me!”
“Don’t, don’t! I… I didn’t mean to.” Su Zeheng sat down awkwardly and picked up the toasted bread, “Um… thank you.”
“I just thought you might be hungry this late.”
With Lin Wu Ju gone, Wen Han immediately acted virtuous.
“Uncle, eat up; I’m not concerned about you~”
“……Mm!”
Although she pretended not to care, she purposely bought something for him.
Su Zeheng smiled and took a bite of the bread but suddenly heard a sigh of melancholy next to him.
“Ah…” Wen Han let out a long sigh.
Su Zeheng turned curiously, “What’s wrong?”
“I… sigh.”
“?” Su Zeheng frowned, “Is it because of the Recycling Station’s threat? Or are you worried about your family’s safety, or is it a pang of conscience?”
Uncle, I’m the villain, and I’m a black witch!
A pang of conscience?
Wen Han was speechless: “Some things tomorrow are tiring just to think about.”
Breaking it up into several statements draws more curiosity from him.
As expected, Su Zeheng was curious: “Tomorrow?”
“I rented a new house and have to move tomorrow.” Wen Han ran her fingers through her hair in frustration, “But I didn’t hire a moving company, so I’m thinking about how to move everything by myself.”
“……You want me to help you?” Su Zeheng smiled slightly.
“No thanks.” Wen Han yawned, “Zhao Meng Sheng, Zhou Bin, Lin Wu Ju… As long as I want, there’s plenty of men who will rush over. Do I need you?”
This is called a strategy of enticing through pretending to retreat.
“Zhou Bin and Zhao Meng Sheng…” Su Zeheng’s expression changed.
His duty was to stop the actions of the Recycling Station and to make everyone working for the Demon King turn to the right path or face the proper punishment.
The more Wen Han interacts with her goals, the more likely she would achieve her aims, which wasn’t a good thing.
He must minimize her unnecessary contact with Zhao Meng Sheng and Zhou Bin, and then slowly awaken their “good” sides, causing the Recycling Station’s plans to fail.
Su Zeheng immediately nodded: “Fine, I’ll help you tomorrow.”
“Help me?” Wen Han was taken aback, “You’re really helping me?”
Su Zeheng smiled gently: “Of course, I won’t lie to you.”
“You…” Wen Han licked her lips playfully, “Why are you being so nice to me? Am I special?”
“I believe that if you treat someone sincerely, that will also return with their sincerity.”
“……So you want to win my heart?” Wen Han suddenly leaned closer, seductively gazing at him.
Su Zeheng tactically leaned back: “I just hope you know I genuinely care for your well-being and want to help you.”
“Maybe…” Wen Han smiled bitterly, “Sigh… I don’t want to talk about this for now.”
Saying too much might expose the truth.
“It’s getting late.” Su Zeheng stood up while eating, “How about I give you a ride home?”
“……Mm!” Wen Han nodded, suddenly revealing a mischievous smile, “Uncle, could you help me put on my socks?”
“……Huh?”
In an instant, he thought he heard wrong.
Su Zeheng paused for a moment and glanced at the shoes and socks on the ground.
After a while, he suddenly frowned: “I almost forgot, is your foot still not healed?”
Foot?
Wen Han was confused for a few seconds, then suddenly remembered she had once tricked him into thinking her foot was injured.
I’ve told so many lies that I almost forgot!
But… this guy actually remembers?
Wen Han began to assess him, watching as Su Zeheng squatted down and pulled the flesh-colored stockings out from the shoes.
“Do you want me to put them on for you?”
Under the moonlight, he looked into her genuine eyes, making Wen Han feel a sudden shock.
She silently stared at Su Zeheng.
After a moment, when his puzzled gaze gradually cleared, Wen Han calmly returned to her senses.
“……Forget it, I’ll put them on myself.”
“Okay.” Su Zeheng was about to stand up when he suddenly felt his knee pushed down hard.
He looked down to find Wen Han had placed her foot on his knee.
“Can I borrow your knee for a moment?” Wen Han blinked her watery eyes.
“……Sure.”
“Mwah~”
Wen Han grinned, stepping on Su Zeheng’s knee to put on the socks.
But once they were on, she raised both legs instead: “Uncle, can you help me put on my shoes too? My injury isn’t healed yet, and I can’t bend down much.”
……
There’s still more to come.
Tomorrow night at midnight, on the 25th, it will be officially released. I hope you can support it! 🙏🏻 Thank you!
Chapter 73
Posted by ? Views, Released on March 25, 2025
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After Becoming a Mom, I Turned into a Dark Magical Girl
《当妈后我变成黑魔法少女》
Status: Ongoing
It is said that if a man remains a virgin until the age of 30, he will gain magical powers. On his 30th birthday, Wen Han actually transformed into a 17-year-old dark magical girl.
Six months later, a single mother settled down in Xinghe City.
“I have three dreams.”
“First, I want my daughter to grow up happy and healthy.”
“Second, I want to drive away all the men who want to sleep with me.”
“Third… hehe, men are so much fun.”
A mostly slice-of-life story.
This is a work of fiction and has no connection to real names, places, or events. The laws and societal structures in the story may differ from reality.