“Babybear, today’s live broadcast is very crucial. I hope you can play the role of a punching bag well and not let me down.”
“Mr. Shrimp King, I know you’re不服气with me, but I hope every blind shot of mine hits the target later, otherwise I’ll stick your barrel into your scope!”
Chen Huaian put his left arm around Babybear’s shoulder and grabbed the barrel of Dragon Sniper with his right hand.
After a friendly exchange,
Bear and Sniper temporarily reached a consensus with him in thought.
“Let me introduce, this is Ba Ji and Xiao Qing, your friends. Everyone should get along well from now on, and whoever dares to cause trouble will be killed by me.”
The toy bear looked at Ba Ji and Xiao Qing, its big black eyes flashing: It seemed that this cat and fish were very important to No. 0, so it would find an opportunity to kill them, and then No. 0 would definitely be heartbroken.
Dragon Sniper gave a disdainful laugh.
One shot for any cat or fish.
Ba Ji looked at the seemingly friendly bear and shrimp and sneered.
A stuffed toy bear and a firewood stick that had become sentient.
The former was similar to a puppet-like creation with autonomous control capabilities.
The latter, in simple terms, was just a stick with a spirit, yet it dared to think about making friends with it, the mighty ancient ferocious beast Taotie?
Hmph~
But for the sake of the bigshot, it would reluctantly give them a chance.
Xiao Qing: Popping sounds…
After calming all the actors, Chen Huaian felt confident.
He now had a cat that could do somersaults, a fish that could stand upside down on water, a toy bear that could punch through walls with one punch, and a sniper rifle that could be played with. Such a lineup would be a complete knockout in the pet blogger market.
He could already see countless banknotes waving at him.
If he still couldn’t make money, he would have to take others’ demon-slaying mission rewards or risk exposing secrets by becoming a cross-world smuggler.
With a bit of anticipation, Chen Huaian logged into his long-unused short video platform account.
As soon as he opened the main interface, he was stunned.
Normally, the homepage recommended nothing but beauties flaunting their looks.
Or various displays of rich people’s ostentatious lives.
What was being pushed now?
Dogs that could breathe fire, snakes that could discharge electricity, humans who could leap over buildings, prodigies who could bend ten steel bars with their bare hands…
What was all this nonsense?
The last shred of decency has been stripped away, so there’s no need to act anymore, right?
Abnormal videos previously posted online were directly taken down and deleted, but now they are being heavily promoted!
Chen Huaian wanted to vomit.
He glanced back at Ba Ji and Xiao Qing.
What’s so special about a cat that can do somersaults and a fish that can stand upside down?
There are already cats online that can spit wind blades.
Cat against cat, the losing cat deserves to be thrown away.
But he was a conscientious owner and wouldn’t abandon Ba Ji.
He just placed a set of dumbbells in front of Ba Ji and patted the cat’s head earnestly: “You are already a mature Harqimi. You need to learn to roll yourself up and earn your own food money. Your goal is to become a super cat full of muscles. Don’t let me down!”
Ba Ji: “…”
Oh, so the bigshot wants it to go the physical cultivation route.
No problem, as an ancient ferocious beast, it was inherently both physically and spiritually cultivated.
Since the bigshot likes big muscles, it will focus more on physical cultivation.
“Xiao Qing, you are already a mature fish spirit.” Chen Huaian threw some black stockings and white stockings along with a copy of ‘Mermaid Adventures’ in front of the water basin and said sternly: “You need to learn from the mermaid, grow a pair of beautiful legs, wear stockings, sway your hips, and earn your own fish food money. Otherwise, you will end up as Fish on the Tip of the Tongue.”
Xiao Qing: “…”
Wanted to escape.
Chen Huaian gritted his teeth and made some live broadcast content.
For example, wrestling with Babybear, but he always stepped on his own feet and got thrown down frequently.
And using Mr. Shrimp King to shoot targets.
The targets were like sick, always falling down before he fired, when he went over to prop them up, they fell again when he returned and turned around with the gun, no matter what fixation method he used, it didn’t work, and all the viewers in the live room disappeared!
Chen Huaian angrily fired a shot at the wall, and Mr. Shrimp King also got angry, firing fifty rounds at once. The bullets collided with each other causing chain explosions, and the newly replaced containment room was directly blown into a war-damaged style.
Fortunately, the alloy walls made of special materials were strong, only leaving a ten-meter diameter dent.
Chen Huaian closed the live room.
After a night of折腾, Dragon Sniper became much thinner and completely deflated.
Strawberry Bear’s body was black in some places and yellow in others, looking like it had been pulled out of a garbage pile.
The only one in good condition was Ba Ji.
As an old employee without the qualification to appear on stage, it just needed to quietly lift weights.
Xiao Qing put on the stockings, aiming to achieve the goal of having beautiful legs.
Live streaming, a broad avenue, Chen Xianzun walked alone until he hit a dead end.
“Thinking about my illustrious reputation, I never expected to fall into such a difficult situation, which must be closely related to the loss of my luck.” Chen Huaian bitterly smiled while looking at the live broadcast earnings.
Tonight’s live broadcast income was 38,000 yuan.
20,000 yuan was refunded due to minors.
The platform split it 50-50 with him, leaving him with only 19,000 yuan.
In other words, not only did he not make any money, but he also owed the platform over a thousand yuan.
Can this be playable?
He picked up a syringe and injected some bubble tea into his mouth.
This was currently the only way he could drink water without choking.
It seems that when a person is speechless to the extreme, they really start laughing.
Chen Huaian leaned against the damaged sofa, looking depressed, his fingers sliding across the screen.
High-P beauty filters were gone, the rich young masters and misses showing off wealth were gone, even the live streamers promoting goods were gone.
All that remained were various bizarre abnormal videos.
Suddenly, Chen Huaian stopped his finger.
[At 9 PM on the evening of Capital Time, Forestry Bureau Director Li Wenbo and Deputy Director Zhang Bin embezzled a total of more than 30 million yuan during their tenure in Province C. Among them, Director Li Wenbo was also involved in gambling money laundering, cultivating black societies, hiring hitmen for murder, and other multiple charges. In addition, there were a total of 57 related personnel involved, who have now been handed over to the Province C procuratorate. Director Li Wenbo may be sentenced to death…]
This officially backed short video was like a gray wolf mixed in with a group of huskies.
So righteous it was almost evil.
It brutally appeared right in front of Chen Huaian.
The video showed several politicians being escorted by guards.
Looking at the comment section, everyone was cheering.
Some bystanders commented that this wave had directly uprooted everything, even the protective umbrella above was affected, and the procuratorate would continue to investigate upwards, dragging everyone related to this group out to uncover their backgrounds.
In a corner of the video,
Chen Huaian saw Wuzzy Beard standing silently smoking in a corner of the Forestry Bureau.
“Do you want to move me like this and make me join the Demon-Slaying Division?”
Chen Huaian sneered, feeling slightly moved.
He swiped to the next video immediately, hesitated for a moment, and then regretfully swiped back.
“I have to admit, Wuzzy Beard…”
“You, this move of yours, indeed, impressed me~”
