“Qingran, I’ve missed you so much!”
In room 418, Chen Huaian was furiously typing on his phone, completely unaware that his words had been altered beyond recognition. On a nearby table, Ba Ji, who had just taken a bite of spicy black duck, was shivering from the heat.
Upon hearing Chen Huaian’s voice, Li Qingran’s eyes seemed to soften like honey, her entire demeanor brightening.
“Master! I’ve missed you, Qingran!”
Li Qingran looked around but couldn’t see Chen Huaian anywhere. “Master, where are you?”
[Your master is still battling a great demon, but I’ve left a thread of divine consciousness with you, allowing us to occasionally converse.]
Hearing this, Li Qingran felt a tinge of disappointment, but quickly regained her composure and asked with concern: “Master, has the great demon injured you? Your poison…”
[Do not worry, your master is fine.]
“Oh, that’s good, Master is the best!” Li Qingran thought silently, how could he be fine?
With such severe poison, Master must be in immense pain.
She had already imagined a scene of a white-haired immortal leaning against the corpse of a beast in a sea of blood after a fierce battle, his sword still embedded in the beast, enduring the pain while conversing with his disciple miles away.
Just thinking about it made her heart race ten thousand times faster.
No, no, no!
Li Qingran blushed and tapped her head.
Is this the time to think about such things?
“Master, I’ve joined a new sect. Everyone here is very kind to me. Tomorrow, I’ll go to the scripture hall to find a way to cure your poison.”
This news didn’t bring any joy to Chen Huaian.
[What sect did you join?]
“Sword Pavilion.” Li Qingran nodded slightly, her eyebrows curving gently. “I initially planned to go to Spirit Intuition Valley, but some unexpected events happened, and I didn’t end up going. The young master of Spirit Intuition Valley doesn’t like men. When they heard you were a man, they kicked me out.”
[What?! How unreasonable!]
Chen Huaian rolled his eyes in anger, mentally noting down the name of the young master of Spirit Intuition Valley: “Qingran, wait for me, when I encounter that young master, I will deal with them for you! They think they can kick you out? Do they know who I am? My precious disciple cannot be bullied at will!”
[Heh, Spirit Intuition Valley, you must be tired of living! To let my disciple suffer such humiliation? When I return, I will destroy you instantly!]
“Master, it’s fine.” Li Qingran shook her head. “That matter has passed. Everyone has their own taboos. If they don’t want to take me as a disciple, then so be it. Now I have a better home.”
Chen Huaian’s mouth twitched: “Sword Pavilion?!”
“Yes!” Li Qingran grinned. “It’s the sect where you used to stay, right? I knew it by seeing them fly without windproof formations. Am I clever?”
Wait a minute.
Chen Huaian was confused.
Windproof formations? What are those? Why do you need them to fly?
Where are the windproof formations and how do you activate them?
And Sword Pavilion is where he used to stay?
What nonsense?!
[Who told you that?]
“The head of the sect said you are an Elder, but no one knows where you went. He also said I should cultivate hard to improve my strength, otherwise you might look down on me as your disciple… Hehe~”
Li Qingran played with her fingers, her eyes glinting mischievously. Her face smiled innocently, not knowing why she was so happy.
Chen Huaian stared at Li Qingran’s naive and foolish big eyes.
If his guess was correct.
This silly girl must have been deceived.
The head of the sect must have seen through something and painted a grand picture for Li Qingran. His silly disciple became like a donkey with a carrot tied to its head, and he, Chen Xianzun, became the carrot.
Thinking about it this way.
Chen Huaian couldn’t help but feel both amused and exasperated.
“By the way, Master, should I tell the head of the sect about your current situation? With his help…” Li Qingran’s eyes sparkled. She didn’t know Su Qinian’s exact strength, but he must be at Wu Duantian’s level, perhaps he could help Master?
[Not necessary]
Chen Huaian refused outright.
Are you kidding? He wasn’t really an Elder.
Since Li Qingran had already joined Sword Pavilion and couldn’t back out, it would be better not to tell her the truth, lest this little girl regrets and cries.
“Alright, if Master doesn’t want me to say, then I won’t!” Li Qingran nodded seriously.
Chen Huaian opened the map and carefully inspected every corner of the Sword Pavilion. To his surprise, all members of the Sword Pavilion were represented by green dots, not a single yellow dot.
This meant there was not a single person among the disciples of Sword Pavilion with impure intentions. They all held goodwill towards Li Qingran or their fellow sect members.
Even the two currently fighting showed no real hostility despite their apparent intensity.
“Alright, alright, not joining Spirit Intuition Valley isn’t such a bad thing,” Chen Huaian shrugged.
As the saying goes, plans can’t keep up with changes.
Just like him, he never expected to encounter two huge wolves while climbing a mountain.
Friend’s cave dwelling is too dilapidated, recharge 68¥ to give your girlfriend a cozy home!”]
A recharge reminder popped up.
Chen Huaian smirked disdainfully.
A mere 68¥, it’s nothing!
Even if this is the key to the next wave of recharging, what does he care?
He, Chen Kraken Immortal Lord, has plenty of money!
Recharge TM!
Flash—!
Li Qingran was just about to clean the room when, with a flash of golden light, the stone house transformed into a warm and elegant wooden house. Various new furnishings appeared, and the existing ones were all renewed.
This scene was so familiar.
Li Qingran gazed at the beautiful house blankly, tears welling up in her eyes.
What impressed her most was not the magical tools, spirit stones, or even the miraculous elixir that restored her dantian.
She would always remember that stormy night.
With a single call of ‘home,’
a shelter from the wind and rain appeared before her eyes.
The house built from wood and stone might mean nothing to other cultivators, but to her, it was the most precious thing.
When she left Wan青山with Chen Huaian,
she had looked longingly at the direction of the small stone house for a long time.
Her master’s care always manifested in these details unnoticed by others, which moved her deeply.
But Li Qingran didn’t know.
While she was touched, outside the phone screen, Chen Huaian was staring at the screen in deep thought.
[You have activated the Electronic Girlfriend Cave Dwelling function]
[You may freely purchase the following items to assist your electronic girlfriend in cultivation]
<Permanent初级聚灵阵: 10,000¥ (spirit stones automatically replenished)><Permanent中级聚灵阵: 100,000¥ (spirit stones automatically replenished)><Cultivate one spiritual field: 5,000¥><Cultivate 10 spiritual fields: 48,800¥><Upgrade spiritual field to lv1 (increase yield and growth speed of spiritual plants): 1,000¥><Build a spiritual beast pen: 50,000¥ (after construction, open the spiritual beast cub store)><Build a初级玄甲阵: 5,000¥ (materials automatically replenished)>…<Upgrade the cave dwelling to lv2 (improve comfort): 998¥>[All recharges can be replaced by spirit stones/crystals at the corresponding ratio]
Chen Huaian slowly typed a question mark.
He zoomed out the view to shrink the house.
Looking at the wasteland on the cliff divided into various undeveloped areas,
an ancient game came to mind.
“This is… QQ Farm?!”
Chapter 71

Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?
My Virtual Immortal Girlfriend Came to Life from a Mobile Game, 不是,我电子女友咋修成剑仙了My name is Chen Huai’an, and I have cancer. I’m dying. Lately, I’ve become obsessed with a virtual girlfriend game. I top up my account to buy her cultivation techniques and magical artifacts. Even though I’ve emptied my wallet, I laugh like a fool. I always thought it was just a game—until one day, my virtual girlfriend sent me a pill. The next moment, the pill appeared in my hand… Am I… not going to die?!
My name is Li Qingran. My cultivation has been crippled, my spiritual roots dug out, and I’ve been expelled from my sect. I cower in a dilapidated hut, waiting to die. I thought my life was over—until I met a mysterious senior who never shows himself. This senior heals my wounds and helps me cultivate. I grow stronger and stronger, eventually becoming the most powerful sword cultivator in the Cangyun Realm. I’ve heard that the spiritual energy in Cangyun is depleting, the Dao is dim, and an immortal from another world plans to merge their soon-to-revive realm with ours. An age of chaos and opportunity is upon us. Even immortals may face death in this struggle. I scour the world for traces of this senior. I want to protect him—and become his Dao companion!!!