Your Commander-in-Chief – Chapter 122

The second guild gathering of the Soft & Chewy Cow Guild in Deron Online has started.

It was an event for a guild that has been gaining significant recognition, but it wasn’t attracting the attention of outsiders.

It was only natural that they weren’t getting any attention. It was an internal event, meaning outsiders didn’t need to care at all.

The largest community for Deron Online, the Deron Online Gallery, did have a few discussions about this gathering.

But, as it had been before, the buzz about it quietly faded away.

Everyone thought so. Until a crazy attention-seeker showed up.

[Deron Online Gallery]

[I’m sneaking into the Soft & Chewy Cow gathering today.] [8]

A middle school girl? LOL there’s no way that’s true, haha.

I’m going to verify it with my own two eyes, LOL.

If it’s real, I’ll sign up right there.

[Comments]

[Is this guy out of his mind?]

[Why would you crash someone else’s guild gathering?]

N [For real]

[Do you know the location?]

[Is this guy actually a Soft & Chewy Cow guild member?]

N [For real, LOL]

[Lucky Soft & Chewy Cow members… since the guild leader is a middle school girl…]

[They’ll gladly accept you, LOL]

This post didn’t attract much interest.

Everyone figured it was just a simple attempt to grab attention.

But it was different. He was a lunatic beyond imagination.

[On my way to Seoul Station LOL] [5]

(Picture taken on the subway)

I said I’m at Seoul Station, LOL, already on my way, LOL.

[Comments]

[This guy is really going.]

N [Where are you going?]

N [Sneaking into the Soft & Chewy Cow guild gathering.]

N [Are you out of your mind?]

[Looks like our friend hasn’t gone out in a while and is excited.]

The poster of this post started a live update.

He continuously uploaded his location, purpose, and photos.

At first indifferent, gallery users soon became focused on this post.

The subject of the gallery was forcibly changed.

The flow now centered on the Soft & Chewy Cow guild gathering itself.

[Isn’t this guy crazy? LOL]

[Why isn’t anyone inviting me to the archer party?] [2]

[New herb farming route sharing chatroom] [1]

[Why are you sneaking into a guild gathering of losers?] [3]

[Hot topic gallery admin’s panty collection.jpg] [15]

[Honestly, if it’s the Blood Demon King, it’s a prestigious gallery.] [4]

[When is the Demon Clan reincarnation coming out?] [1]

[All archers should be from the Elf Clan; they have hit rate adjustments.] [5]

[Where is the Soft & Chewy Cow guild gathering?] [2]

New posts created even more interest, and that interest sparked further new posts.

The topic of the gallery continued to renew.

As time passed, the buzz began to quiet down.

This was because the user who was grabbing attention had stopped updating.

But at that moment, a new post appeared.

[LOL I’m sneaking in, LOL] [30]

(Picture of a crowd near Seoul Station)

There are so many people at the gathering, LOL.

Looks like over 80, LOL.

[Comments]

[This crazy person, LOL]

[Wow… do guild gatherings usually have that many people?]

N [Nah, usually everyone is too into the game to even come out when asked to gather.]

N [That place is weird.]

[How fun must it be for 80 people to show up?]

[If the middle school girl guild leader asks for a gathering, I’d go right away.]

N [For real, LOL how can you ignore that? LOL]

N [Seems like they’d play things like Korean Jenga or kick the can.]

N [These days, middle school girls don’t do that anymore.]

N [For real????]

N [I’m a real middle school girl, and we all play top spinning and Jenga, for real, LOL.]

N [Don’t they play ring toss?]

This post was a signal. An image was uploaded proving they had really arrived at the actual gathering location.

And there was quite a crowd. As the image wasn’t mosaic processed at all, its impact was significant.

All eyes in the gallery turned to this event as time passed.

[Can’t we just broadcast it?] [2]

[Looks like someone’s getting lynched, LOL] [2]

[Did that guy get caught?] [1]

[Hey, pedo gallery folks, recommend a dark magic tree.]

[Will we get a chance to see the middle school girl’s verification photo?] [1]

[Hoping for a Blood Demon King verification pic, LOL.] [7]

[Why hasn’t that guy posted yet?] [1]

Everyone was curious. Although it was an event of a guild unrelated to the gallery, thanks to one crazy person, the hype would not die down.

As time passed, a post everyone had been waiting for finally appeared.

[LOL Got caught, LOL] [34]

LOL, I check the guild group chat, haha.

I got caught and failed the sneak-in, LOL.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t get the Blood Demon King’s verification pic.

Some slightly scary-looking guy told me to quietly leave, so I’m just going home.

[Comments]

[Isn’t this just to grab attention?]

N [I’m a Soft & Chewy Cow guild member, and this is for real.]

N [For real? Did this guy actually sneak in?]

N [Yep, yep, I saw it while browsing through the gallery; I found it and immediately caught him.]

N [LOL that’s hilarious, LOL.]

[Guild group chat? Sounds like a trash guild, LOL.]

N [It’s a regular guild, not a gallery guild.]

N [Regular guilds use group chats?]

N [Yep.]

N [Whoa, how do you get into a place like that? LOL.]

[If I hadn’t known, it could have ended badly.]

N [If he’d just stayed quiet and not posted anything, he might have succeeded.]

N [But eventually, they would’ve caught him; talking would’ve made things weird.]

He got caught. It was the predictable ending everyone expected.

The gallery’s subject slowly started to change.

But.

There was someone who brought the topic back up.

[I’m a Soft & Chewy Cow guild member, and that guy really did try to sneak in.] [32]

(Picture taken near Seoul Station)

(Picture of a large limousine bus stopping)

(Picture of getting on the limousine bus)

(Picture of the interior of the limousine bus)

(Screenshot of the Soft & Chewy Cow group chat)

The guild leader’s brother will filter out any trouble.

Now, we’re taking the bus to see our guild leader.

[Comments]

[Why are you taking a bus to a gathering?]

N [Heard the guild leader sent one.]

N [LOL LOL LOL]

N [This seems more scripted, LOL LOL LOL.]

[What’s with the bus?]

N [Heard the guild leader sent a car, so I thought it’d be a minibus, but here comes a bus, LOL.]

[Is this real? Didn’t some random traveler just take this pic?]

[The middle school girl is a rich kid, lol;]

N [Doesn’t seem like just a normal rich kid.]

[Where are they going on the bus?]

N [Heard they’re going to eat, LOL.]

N [LOL, the guild leader calls a bus just to feed the members, LOL.]

[Now I want to join the guild.]

[Never heard of guild joining conditions?]

N [Contact Yeo, Iyap, Helena, and find a match; there are many overlapping nicknames.]

[Is it okay if I post this?]

N [As long as you don’t show any faces, it should be fine.]

N [Will this get you kicked out of the guild?]

N [Nope, if you see how the guild leader usually does things, you won’t get kicked out.]

[Anyone in the guild ever seen the Blood Demon King in real life?]

N [Nope, this is my first time.]

N [Didn’t some people go in the first round?]

N [They didn’t really tell much, but there seems to be something, LOL.]

[It’s so unfair; why does our guild leader not send us that kind of bus?]

N [Most guild leaders can’t send stuff like that.]

[This must be scripted; I don’t believe it, LOL.]

A log was thrown onto a dying topic. A real Soft & Chewy Cow guild member appeared and uploaded verification photos.

He occasionally uploaded pictures while revealing the location they were heading to.

[Thought they were just going to eat at a restaurant, but apparently not.]

(Picture of the bus approaching a fancy building)

Where is this? LOL. We might choke on our food, LOL.

I have to get off, so I can’t post anymore. If I get a chance, I’ll come again.

[Comments]

[Where is this?]

N [Looks like Sky Field.]

N [What’s that, you nerd?]

N [It’s a five-star hotel.]

N [LOL, quit messing around. Who would rent a place like that just to feed guild members, LOL.]

[What? I had my reservation canceled there; how did they get in?]

N [Canceled due to internal circumstances—suddenly they stopped working with reservations.]

N [LOL, they are open?]

N [WTF, what’s going on? LOL.]

[LOL, LOL, I don’t believe it, LOL.]

[How much is it?]

N [Basic price for one night is probably 60, but not sure about just eating.]

N [Can you just wander in and eat there?]

N [No, no, no, no.]

[Didn’t they say they’re not open this month? LOL.]

N [News came out, LOL. They just suddenly canceled all bookings due to internal issues, LOL.]

N [LOL, LOL, what a mess; they must have canceled just to feed guild members?]

N [So that building belongs to the Blood Demon King? Don’t talk nonsense, LOL.]

[I also… I also want to be in the guild…]

N [Beguiled members are cut at the entrance.]

N [I also… I’m a real middle school girl…]

The person claiming to be a Soft & Chewy Cow guild member disappeared after that post.

An hour passed, then two, as this topic slowly began to die down.

It flared up in an instant, and just as fast, it was buried.

That evening, when everyone’s memory of the incident blurred, a new post went up.

[Blood Demon King’s leak has been released, LOL] [152]

(Group photo with 120 people)

In the center, LOL, there they are, LOL.

It was real LOL, LOL.

LOL.

LOL.

LOL.

( Picture of Hayun staring straight ahead with a stick in hand)

(GIF of Hayun using swordsmanship with a stick)

(GIF of Hayun waving a stick with a woman)

LOL, LOL, it’s not a game.

LOL, LOL, LOL.

There are no effects, LOL, no skills being activated, haha.

[Comments]

[LOL, quit messing around. When did Deron release a new map? LOL.]

N [LOL.]

[What is this? Why is it real?]

[Is it really a middle school girl?]

N [The picture has been uploaded.]

[Where was this leaked from?]

N [I don’t know. It was once on Deron’s official home page but disappeared afterwards.]

[I’m a Soft & Chewy Cow guild member; that’s the guild leader, for sure, LOL.]

N [Is she really a middle school girl?]

N [Yep, yep, she really is. She showed her student ID too.]

N [LOL, LOL, LOL.]

[Really? What if it’s just someone sending their daughter to play the character?]

N [Seriously, what father would make his daughter a character and play it?]

N [OMG… that dad is something else, LOL.]

[Nah, LOL.]

N [LOL.]

N [LOL, you guys usually don’t act like this, haha.]

N [It’s because we might get scolded…]

[Search for Blood Demon King and middle school girl, LOL. They’re deleting posts in real-time, LOL.]

N [So funny, LOL, LOL, LOL.]

N [LOL, are they deleting the bad comments?]

[She’s small and cute.]

N [She’s pretty, LOL.]

N [I want to hug her tight, LOL.]

[Isn’t this fake?]

N [Could be fake, LOL.]

[What kind of map is this?]

N [Inside Sky Field.]

N [Does expensive herbs also come from here?]

N [There’s an entrance fee.]

[Is she really a middle school girl?]

N [From what she usually does, it seems legit, LOL.]

N [For real, only a middle schooler could say that, LOL.]

N [The real title belongs to the Blood Demon King, LOL. Dragon’s Flame Flash—Fire, LOL.]

N [So, is Jupiter also a middle school girl?]

N [He’s just an oldie at heart.]

N [Has he verified?]

N [Nope.]

[Currently running a cleanup. Blood Demon King, please forgive me.]

N [Deron…]

[Why can’t I say bad words?]

N [It’s not that no one told me not to say them.