A Basement-Dwelling Loser, the Inquisitor – Chapter 111

[Rene]

[Going to New Dimension]

[New Dimension | 5,811 viewers currently | 01:33:41]

Recently, there have been many heretics in New Dimension.

I simply let it slide, but the heretics from Rexton Village have formed a cult around the World Tree.

Thanks to that, it’s been so busy that I barely have any time to relax when I log into New Dimension.

“Hmmm….”

Should I say it’s fortunate or unfortunate?

I logged into New Dimension, but I couldn’t see anything around me.

─Golem Challenge, let’s go!

─Let’s do the challenge lol

The chat window has been flooded with discussions about doing the ‘Golem Challenge’ since earlier.

This challenge emerged recently because a new field boss monster called ‘Giant Golem’ was discovered in the Empire of Rias, and it’s a competition to see how fast we can take it down.

The Giant Golem has an overwhelming amount of HP and incredibly high defense and magic defense.

However, the golem has a critical hit system, so if you’ve grasped its patterns, it becomes significantly easier to tackle.

…Of course, the real issue is that those patterns aren’t easy to learn, but it’s not impossible to defeat it, which is why the Golem Challenge has become trendy.

“I’m not doing the Golem Challenge today…”

─Scared?

─Don’t run away, Inquisition Officer!!!

─What about today?

─Interpretation) I mean I’ll come prepared lol

The chat window was provoking me as if it was obvious.

But I had no intention of giving in.

After all, I had already decided what to do in New Dimension today.

“I’m actually planning to do some PVP today after a long time…”

─Oh

─It sounds familiar lol

─For real, this broadcast is fundamentally about PVP

─Is it ranked? Is it ranked? Is it ranked? Is it ranked? Is it ranked? Is it ranked? Is it ranked? Is it ranked?

─Please show me the S rank level, Tenryun

─Can I finally breathe now? (I genuinely don’t know)

─The PVP dogs will finally ascend lol

“Sorry, but it’s not a ranked game…”

─Fcking btch

─Oh

─I’m literally going to heaven and hell in a second lol

─The PVP dogs are going down in flames lol

─Why the hell are we running an incredibly boring regular game?

“W-well, it’s not a regular game… I’m planning to do it with user settings…”

─? A private match?

─Is it okay to ask what crazy thing you’re planning again…?

─Looks like you’re planning to gather the Rebongis and beat them up ㄷㄷㄷ

─What did the Rebongis ever do to you?

─The crime of praising you too much in the forum…

─If that’s the case, I agree lol

─You won’t have any excuses even if you get beaten up

“Um, well… that’s not it, originally I wanted to go to a guild to receive quests, adventurer vibes? But I got quite a few requests for a PVP lecture in Remagal…”

It feels like I haven’t done PVP in quite some time, yet there are still such requests.

Well.

I get that my broadcast is fundamentally about PVP, so I can’t say I’m surprised.

But to be honest, until a while ago, I was wondering if I had the qualifications for that, but after helping the Sirius Team as a play coach recently, my mindset changed a bit.

It’s a clear fact that even pro gamer teams called me in as a play coach, and my assistance has improved their skills.

In other words, it means I have an enormous talent for teaching someone…!

They’ve called me foolish, stupid, dimwit…

Despite suffering from countless malicious defamations until today, that all ends from now on.

With my perfect coaching, the Rebongis will be amazed.

Of course, I’ve done something similar to a PVP lecture before, but back then, I was just reviewing my videos and explaining to the Rebongis.

This time, I’ll directly observe their skills in PVP and give feedback, so it can be seen as entirely different.

Well, I taught the Sirius Team about AOS, not PVP.

“Phew…”

Anyway, the thought that they’ll realize they’ve misunderstood all this time, apologize to me, and praise me has already put me in a good mood.

“So I think I’ll teach any Rebongi who wants to learn PVP one-on-one…”

─Any conditions?

“There are no conditions… Just the first person to come will play. You can’t participate more than twice…”

─An opportunity to mix bodies with Rene ㄷㄷㄷ [Deleted Message]

─One person is going to commit suicide here

─What’s the problem in discussing PVP???

─For real, the broadcast has a lot of perverted spirits…

─Who do you think you are, trying to teach someone with that level??? <<< You need to leave lol



“…Wait a minute.”



─Blood purification ON ㄷㄷㄷ



─Mom, I feel like someone is going to die in front of me



─Isn’t that suicide?



“…Lainel? There haven’t been any chats that say ‘Who do you think you are to teach someone?’ right…?”



─Oh crap lol



─Was that the one you got stuck on?



─I genuinely have no idea about this guy’s standards…



─For real lol



─She reacts more strongly to game skills than to sexual harassment, crazy woman lol



─Tiers matter, yeah;



─Just forgive me this one time!



“…I’ll forgive you this one time. I won’t let it slide again next time.”



I let it slide because this person had been watching since my second broadcast; if they were a newly joined Rebongi, I would have temporarily banned them.



─Thanks



“…Hmph.”



─Hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph



─Heh, heehee…



─Stop with the snorting, you fcking btch, stop with the snorting, you fcking btch, stop with the snorting, you fcking btch

─There are so many beast children lol

Did I see something like this before?

…Huh?

Yeah, for sure. It feels like I’ve encountered something similar before.

Must just be my imagination…?

“Anyway, I’m going to set up a room, so anyone can come in…”

I said that and opened a PVP room with user settings, and within 10 seconds, a Rebongi entered.

The nickname was Terast Candy. I’m curious about what it means.

Anyway, his job was Hunter, and true to a Hunter’s style, his weapons were a shotgun and a single-edged blade.

Due to the nature of PVP, it differs depending on what skills you choose, but generally, shotguns tend to be used more frequently than single-edged blades.

“Hmm…”

As I contemplated how to teach him, I noticed that the observer count had filled up as well.

I still hadn’t fully decided, but… should I just try it out for now?

“Terast Candy, what do you want to learn…?”

[Um, well… it’s a little difficult to maintain distance against opponents using melee weapons. I’d like to know if I have any bad habits.]

Bad habits, huh.

“…So, from what I’ve seen, shotgun players usually have one bad habit…”

[Can you tell me what it is?]

“W-well, it’s the habit of retreating while shooting the shotgun…”

[…Isn’t it natural to retreat while shooting, since maintaining distance is key for that weapon…?]

I slowly shook my head at his question.

“Normally, shotguns allow you to equip an additional one-handed weapon… Right now, just like how you’ve equipped a single-edged blade…”

[Yes, that’s true!]

“So it’s obviously better to use both together…”

Why doesn’t he understand such a simple thing?

It’s common sense that shotguns deal more damage up close, so shouldn’t you be getting closer to the enemy?

[Uh….]

“If the opponent doesn’t want to get hit by a shotgun up close, they’ll naturally back off, right? So maintaining distance wouldn’t be an issue…”

[But, um, if they just charge in while taking hits, it’ll all be meaningless! In direct confrontations, no shotgun or single-edged blade can compete with other melee weapons….]

“Why are you assuming they’ll hit you?”

─Whoa, fck

─That was so cool lol

─What you just said was seriously fcking cool, but in the end, it just means dodging everything and hitting will win, right?

─A mindset only a beast girl could have~ lol

─Who wouldn’t say that?

“I-I’m teaching here, so… everyone, please don’t interrupt…!”

Why does everyone keep interrupting me while I’m delivering my perfect theory?

I’m not saying anything wrong.

Shotguns deal more damage up close.
Shotguns allow you to equip one more close-range weapon.
Then obviously, you should fight up close.
The opponent, recognizing that threat, would back off naturally, aiding in distance maintenance.
If they rush in while taking hits or target the moment when I’m reloading, I can simply dodge their attacks.

─It’s tough trying to teach a beast’s mindset to a human〔Deleted Message〕
─Didn’t you get wrecked by Ga-eun thrice while saying that…?〔Deleted Message〕

─Gasp

─What the hell

─People are literally dying in front of me

─Just for speaking facts…

“Y-you all don’t know anything…”

I’m currently teaching that Ga-eun for her gameplay.

…No.
Let’s not get worked up.
Everyone is likely just unfamiliar with the actual combat.
So I just have to prove how perfect my theory is in practice.
“Um, Terast Candy, do you use any other weapons…?”
[Oh, yes. I also use a rapier.]
“Then let’s have you use the rapier for now. I’ll show you how to use the shotgun and single-edged blade against you…”
[Okay. Understood.]
Let’s demonstrate that this is how shotguns are supposed to be used.

★
[Hey, beast girl! How the hell do I follow that?!]

…Huh?

─LMAOㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

─It blew up in the end lol

─Honestly, it held up for a while, I agree

─Conclusion) Rene is a beast girl

─As expected, female ㅋㅋ