A Basement-Dwelling Loser, the Inquisitor – Chapter 135

[The Crusade has ended.]

[Survivors of Elun Cult: 5,127]

[Survivors of Scadi Cult: 3,158]

[Survivors of Iya Cult: 1,564]

[Most affected faction: Elun Cult]

[Least affected faction: Iya Cult]

[Faction that inflicted the most damage: Scadi Cult]

[Faction that inflicted the least damage: Elun Cult]

[Fallen important NPC: Hailon, Knight Commander of Elun Cult]

…

[Player who defeated the most enemies in the crusade: Ga-eun]

[Player with the greatest performance in the crusade: Inquisition Officer]

[Final victory: Iya Cult]

★

[Rene]

[It’s time for judgment]
[New Dimension | 7,852 viewers | 02:41:15]

─Kya ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
─Great Demon Rene
─They’re actually winning this, wtf
─‘Player with the greatest performance in the crusade: Inquisition Officer’
─When Hailon went down, I was shaking
─For real
─Is this dude even playing the same game as me????
─If you play like that, it would be freakin’ fun
─At times like this, she’s really the coolest girl…

“…Well, I guess it’s only natural for me to beat heretics.”
Of course, it was only possible because of the help from the Rebongi and Sirius Team.

“Shall we chat a bit and wrap things up?”

─gggggggg
─So, why are you so good with the great sword???
─Starting from today, I’m worshiping the Iya goddess from the depths of my heart…
─You weren’t doing that before???
─Isn’t the acceleration skill just an insane cheat skill???
─The fact is, it becomes OP because that beast girl uses it…

“I don’t feel like I’m using the great sword well… um. Personally, I have confidence with any weapon… I’ve used a lot in the past…”
Of course, my favorite weapon is the warhammer.
But there were times when I couldn’t use the warhammer due to the location or situation, so I trained until I could handle all weapons in that world.
That’s some nostalgia too.

─Gasp
─‘I’ve used a lot in the past’
─As expected of the bear-country girl ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
─??? : If you don’t know how to handle many weapons, you wouldn’t survive
─What kind of country is bear-land anyway…

Brushing past the bear-country tale that has become a meme, I shifted to talk about the self-proclaimed Knight Commander, Inquisition Officer.

“Sure, he was strong… Personally, I think it was tougher than during the Golem Challenge… Ah, that at the end…? I utilized the acceleration skill mechanics… You can use the unique swoosh! of the acceleration skill, it’s possible… It’s a bit hard, but once you get used to it, a lot of things become possible…”

─Is that possible with the acceleration skill?
─Was it really an OP skill…
─Info: The acceleration skill description is just ‘Player’s speed increases.’
─How concise ㅋㅋ
─Even if you raise your proficiency, no additional effects occur… only the performance increases…
─The problem is, if the performance increases, it actually becomes harder for the player to react to their own speed ㅋㅋ
─So it’s possible because that’s a beast girl?
─Yes, exactly~
─What’s with that swoosh<<<, what is it, wtf
─Just feel it, don’t think about it

Anyway, while chatting with the Rebongi, the Miscode call sound echoed.

─?
─Damn, the leader is popular… I’m shocked…
─Who is it!!!!

[Incoming call from Ga-eun]
[📞 | ❌]

“Oh, it’s Ga-eun…. She did say she’d contact me after this war…”
─Ga-eun is a recognized figure ㅋㅋ
─But why did you call everyone from the Sirius Team?
─For real;
─Have the Inquisition guys ever teamed with Ga-eun? I have ㅋㅋ
─That actually makes me jealous, wtf
─I just followed Ga-eun earlier and her judgment was just crazy

“Um… is it okay if I take this call…?”
─Wtf, would you not take it?
─That’s blasphemy
─Quickly answer and do a hidden camera, go

=〔Mission〕 Laconology
Accept the call and hit Ga-eun with ‘You couldn’t get MVP, so you suck’ ─ 300,000 won

─Gasp ㅋㅋㅋ
─I completely agree ㅋㅋ

“Uh, um… I’ll take the call for now…”
While debating whether to do that mission or not, I accepted the call as the chat suggested.

“Ah, hello….”
[Hello, Rene. You did well today.]
“Thank you for accepting my sudden request…”
─What about the other team members?
─Is it just Ga-eun?

“Um, but I’m currently live, is that okay?”
[Ah, yes. Of course, it’s fine.]
“Some people are asking if the others are with you…”
[They all went to eat because they said they were hungry, and I stayed behind to represent. I felt it wasn’t right to leave without saying anything.]
“Oh, thank you….”
─Brrrr mission ㅋㅋ
─‘You suck’ (PVP 3 hit combo)

What should I do.
Honestly, looking at the money involved in the mission, it makes me want to do it, but normally, such jokes are things you only do with close ones.
So, can I really say I’m close enough to Ga-eun, that person?
…I can’t really say that I am.
Even though I’m helping the Sirius Team, I’ve never had a personal conversation with her, it’s still strictly a professional relationship.
Is it acceptable to make playful jokes in that kind of relationship?
Moreover, the other person is a pro-gamer?
…Surely, it wouldn’t be appropriate for a person to do such a thing.
Thinking about this, I quietly prepared to press the mission reject button….

[But it turns out I defeated the most enemies in this war. Even though you invited me, it seems I worked the hardest?]
“…What?”
─ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
─Just throwing the first punch lol
─Great Demon Ga-eun
─Divine Ga-eun

[It turns out they were betting on who would defeat more enemies—me or you? Eunho was convinced you’d win. Unfortunately, I did.]
“…Ga-eun.”
[Yes?]
“The player with the greatest performance was me, so wouldn’t that mean you lost? I actually thought you were definitely the MVP… it seems you weren’t that great after all…”
─Got you ㅋㅋ
─‘You suck’ ㅋㅋ
=〔Mission Successful〕 Laconology
Accept the call and hit Ga-eun with ‘You couldn’t get MVP, so you suck’ ─ 300,000 won

[Oh, you succeeded in the mission. However, I’d appreciate it if you avoid such missions in the future. I’m fine, but you might find it awkward, Rene.]
“…Huh?”
Was that intentional…?
─No wtf
─It was a setup, wtf ────
─I want my money back

“Um… I’m sorry, sorry…. I wasn’t trying to say that…. the thing is….”
[Oh, it’s really fine so don’t worry about it. I kind of started it on purpose, didn’t I?]
That is indeed correct, but….
[Anyway, thank you for inviting me today, and I’ll join again if I can next time. …Lastly, Rebongi. Our NAK playoffs will start soon, and I think a lot of interesting moments will come, so please look forward to it. For the Rebongi, you might be quite surprised! Well then, thank you. I’ll be going now.]

With those last words, a ding! sounded and the call with Ga-eun was cut off.
─She promoted till the end lol
─Is the NAK playoff being broadcast?
─With Ga-eun’s stature, does she really need to promote?
─They’ll probably broadcast the finals at least

But what does she mean by Rebongi being surprised?
─M?R
─But if she’s saying that much, doesn’t that imply something?
─‘Next season, recruiting Rene’
─Do some sensible talking…

“…Everyone.”
I was clearly being deceived.
Though, since I never believed from the start, saying I was deceived feels a bit off.
“Ga-eun… the story about being shy, that must be a lie…?”
─You’re still holding onto that, wtf
Yeah.
I really should have known better.

★

【New Dimension Gallery】
【Title: From today, the gallery master is this person…】
【Writer: ㅇㅇ】
(Inquisition Officer great sword gif.webp)
From now on, I consider these guys from the Elun Cult and Scadi Cult as heretics.
Great Inquisition Officer

【Upvotes: 54 / Downvotes: 11】
That’s Really Fun: This is insane
└That’s Really Fun: Recognized, Gallery Master
Red Wave: How do over 15,000 people lose to 3,000? wtf ㅋㅋ
└Written by ㅇㅇ: No matter how many rats gather, they can’t beat an elephant…

ㅇㅇ: How much fun would it be to play like that, for real ㅋㅋ
Head-Broken Priest: Please stop the oppression of priests
└Written by ㅇㅇ: It’s heresy, heresy
└Head-Broken Priest: Damn…

【Title: Everyone who said it was a bubble, just ignore them ㅋㅋ】
【Written by: Head-Broken Priest】
(Inquisition Officer great sword gif.webp)
You stupid people ㅋㅋ
Even the parties themselves are saying it’s definitely not a bubble
(Ga-eun mentioned.mp4)
Ga-eun is just someone to respect, yet it’s a bubble ㅋㅋ
Actually, it is a bubble
“Unbelievable”

【Upvotes: 39 / Downvotes: 2】
ㅇㅇ: In the end, you lost your mind ㅋㅋ
└Head-Broken Priest: I always respected ‘Inquisition Officer.’

【Title: ??? : Are you calling me a bubble all of a sudden? ㅋㅋ】
【Written by: ㅇㅇ】
(Inquisition Officer great sword gif.webp)
What kind of ridiculous thing is that lol
【Upvotes: 52 / Downvotes: 3】
ㅇㅇ: Great Inquisition Officer

Blue-eyed Coral: Oh right, that’s my sister ㅋㅋ

【Title: You fools…】
【Written by: ㅇㅇ】
(Rene help gif.webp)
Just looking at this can show who’s right…
Hehe, Rene…
【Upvotes: 61 / Downvotes: 5】
ㅇㅇ: Wow, what the hell?
└Written by ㅇㅇ: If you don’t know this, why would you even come to New Dimension?

NAFT: Great Demon Rene
ㅇㅇ: I saw this and immediately went to subscribe to her broadcast
ㅇㅇ: Seriously, someone stop with the annoying streaming talk in New Dimension already

【Title: Shouldn’t we stop streaming talk and focus on New Dimension?】
【Written by: ㅇㅇ】
(Rene Tagirion gif.webp)
(Rene Albion gif.webp)
Starting from the fastest clear of Tagirion to discovering the Albion hunt, 11 PVP with Ga-eun, unlocking Scadi Cult, and winning the crusade content this time
Rene <<< This girl’s story IS the New Dimension, you fools???
(Rene vs. Hailon gif.webp)
Do you still not get it?
Just remember it, fools
Rene (Inquisition Officer) <<< This dude is simply New Dimension ㅋㅋ



【Upvotes: 51 / Downvotes: 3】
NAFT: For real, keeps talking about New Dimension, yet you guys act all crazy ㅋㅋ
ㅇㅇ: If you’re a real New Dimension player, what else could you talk about besides that girl’s story? ㅋㅋ
└Written by ㅇㅇ: For real ㅋㅋ

【Rene Galleryⓜ】
【Title: How can these two be the same person?】
【Written by: ㅇㅇ🔹】
(Rene vs. Hailon gif.webp)
This guy and
(Rene stream end.mp4)
[…Thanks to everyone, I was able to win.]
[Thank you so much for your help….]
[But I was still cool today, right…? Right…?]
[Huh, heh. Puhuh….]
[Well then, I’ll be going now, um….]
[Hehee…. Puh, puhh… huh….]

How can this female be the same individual…?
【Upvotes: 61 / Downvotes: 2】
Nore Rene No Life🔹: Just one stream and she captures all the Newbie fans and seasoned ones for real;
ㅇㅇ: Ugh, this gal
Aqua Color: For real, the atmosphere difference is insane ㅋㅋ