A Basement-Dwelling Loser, the Inquisitor – Chapter 145

【Rene Galleryⓜ】

【Title: Rene’s <<< If You Really Want to Get Hit, Downvote! LOL】



【Author: ㅇㅇ】



I’ve never been this angry while watching a stream before, damn.



【Likes: 48 / Dislikes: 48】



Nore Rene No Life🔹: My head is spinning…



└Nore Rene No Life🔹: I bet she’s gonna pretend like she did an ASMR broadcast after this…



└Posted by ㅇㅇ: I’m scared that’s exactly what’s gonna happen.

Here’s no one else so I like it: A pure evil like streamer.

Uu Rene Bui: The fact is, the moment she gets hit, the lives of the Rebongi are gone…

└Uu Rene Bui: A beast-like girl cannot be beaten by a bare body…

└Posted by ㅇㅇ: For real, just one hit and her skull might shatter, lol.

ㅇㅇ🔹: She just does whatever she wants on her streams…

└ㅇㅇ🔹: And she doesn’t even realize what she did wrong…

└ㅇㅇ🔹: A pure evil psycho with a beastly bear personality…

└Posted by ㅇㅇ: But you still love her, right?

└ㅇㅇ🔹: Damn…

【Title: How Did You Find Today’s ASMR Broadcast?】

【Author: Rene🔸】

I thought you guys would like it, so I even bought an ASMR-specific mic and prepared hard!

After studying, I realized that there are many ASMR streams that set up specific concepts.

Since it was recently Valentine’s Day, I challenged myself to that theme!

Did everyone enjoy it?

Honestly, I felt a bit embarrassed.

I just couldn’t get used to whispering while talking.

But I thought, I really hope the Rebongi liked it, so I put a lot of effort into the script.

(Home-made chocolate picture.jpg)

And here’s a picture of the homemade chocolates I made this time!

I think I did pretty well, what do you think?

…But now that I think about it, these chocolates were made for the Rebongi, right?

But the sad fact is that the Rebongi can’t even eat them.

https://ontu.be/Xysfbekkk

So what I thought is,

Since I made these following this link, wouldn’t it be the same if the Rebongi made them too?

Then enjoy your chocolates!

【Likes: 51 / Dislikes: 33】

ㅇㅇ: Wait, was that really the end of the ASMR broadcast?

└ㅇㅇ: Seriously, reel it in, damn you.

└Rene🔸: Please don’t curse.

Pioneer: You bought a new mic and only broadcasted for less than 10 minutes, that’s too disappointing don’t you think?

└Pioneer: Please do a little more…

└Rene🔸: I’ll think about it.

Aqua color: Is there no more broadcast today…

└Rene🔸: I don’t think there will be.

└Aqua color: Damn you.

└Rene🔸: Please don’t curse.

ㅇㅇ🔹: There’s a streamer who only streams for 10 minutes a day???

└Rene🔸: The time I spent making chocolates isn’t the broadcast time?

└ㅇㅇ🔹: Stop talking nonsense, you crazy girl.

└ㅇㅇ🔹: I didn’t see that, damn.

Rema Gallery: This female is seducing again for real.

【Title: I’m So Confused Right Now…】

【Author: ㅇㅇ】

(Home-made chocolate picture.jpg)

What the hell, why did you make it so well…?

My mental image of the gallery master is that they shouldn’t be good at this kind of stuff!!!

Burning it to ashes and badly messing it up, then handing over the chocolate with band-aids all over their hands while awkwardly smiling saying,

“I, I worked hard but it didn’t turn out well…” was the image I had, right???

And now I’m supposed to eat that and say,

“…It’s tasty, I guess.” and shoot a bittersweet youth love comedy????

Why did you make it so well, damn it?

【Likes: 61 / Dislikes: 31】

Router: Damn, where did you get this template? It doesn’t pop up in searches.

└Posted by ㅇㅇ: That’s not a template, so it won’t show up in searches…

└Router: This sucks…

Kiriel_Eleison: Is this a template?

└Arakta: (Template moron)

└Kiriel_Eleison: (Template idiot)

Rema Gallery: Separating the crap from the content, I can feel the meaning, lol.

└Rema Gallery: It’s an image where you’d totally suck at this, lol.

└ㅇㅇ🔹: Fact is, the gallery master is good at cooking…

└Rema Gallery: For real???

└ㅇㅇ🔹: They said during the early broadcasts that they started cooking a lot to save money while living alone, so they’re actually pretty good.

└Rema Gallery: I didn’t know that.

└Posted by ㅇㅇ: Please don’t ruin my dreams…

└ㅇㅇ: Wow, a girl who cooks well…

ㅇㅇ2: Game crash damn.

【Title: Good at Cooking Too】

【Author: Aqua color】

(Home-made chocolate picture.jpg)

(Rene help body.webp)

She takes great care of herself.

Loves games, so her interests overlap with guys.

Has a nice voice.

She tries to do as much as possible for her partner.

If you look at it this way, isn’t she a candidate for the perfect housewife?

【Likes: 2 / Dislikes: 1】

Here’s no one else so I like it: But if you fight as a couple, her body could be torn apart…

└Aqua color: Whoa, lol.

└Here’s no one else so I like it: You never know what kind of madness might trigger her.

└Aqua color: Ha… I guess I have to marry her so I don’t have to see other Rebongi suffer those things…

└Here’s no one else so I like it: She’s already my wife.

└Aqua color: ?

└Here’s no one else so I like it: ???

└ㅇㅇ: Did both of you ask for permission from the parties involved?

【Title: Honestly, I Think She Should Keep Doing ASMR, So Downvote…】

【Author: ㅇㅇ🔹】

(Home-made chocolate picture.jpg)

(Rene ASMR voice.mp4)

Even if it’s just for 5 minutes, I wish she would regularly do ASMR, we’d be satisfied, so please keep doing ASMR.

If she doesn’t do ASMR regularly with that voice, it’s a loss for humanity…

【Likes: 83 / Dislikes: 2】

Here’s no one else so I like it: Trying to get downvotes, damn.

Dagurose🔹: I brought my sewing machine, let’s go!

ㅇㅇ: For real, she just did 5 minutes and ended it without showing anything, and I’m already surprised…

└Arakta: Her voice is really ASMR optimized.

└Arakta: It’s gentle and has a calm atmosphere.

Uu Rene Bui: Honestly, I thought I was gonna melt when I heard her voice, ooo.

★

Many requests in Rema Gallery for regular ASMR broadcasts.

That means this broadcast was a success.

Honestly, I put a lot of effort into the script, and if the response had been bad, I would have been sad.

As for the chocolates… well.

I’m not that fond of chocolates, so I’ll just give them to Bora when she comes tomorrow.

“Whew….”

I thought as I stretched, easing my stiff body.

I was confident in my cooking skills, but since it was my first time making chocolates, I was quite tired.

…Well, I did record a video separately.

The video of me making the chocolates existed clearly on my phone.

But sharing that… was an entirely different story.

Of course, the only part of me that would show would be my hands.

My hair was tied back, so it wouldn’t be in the video at all.

In other words, there wouldn’t be any part where they could recognize my unusual appearance at all.

“Hmm…”

However, whether to upload this on OnTube or not.

I couldn’t easily make that decision.

Since the chocolates were originally made for the broadcast, it felt right to upload the process on OnTube as well.

But something about it made the decision difficult in a way I couldn’t explain.

“…I…”

What is it exactly?

What is making me hesitate this much?

The answer to that came to me faster than I thought.

The video of me making chocolates was different from what I had shown in my broadcasts before.

It was a video revealing ‘Streamer Rene,’ not ‘Selene Benedetta.’

When I play games, I have the ‘Internet’ as a common medium with the Rebongi.

Seeing the chat window and chatting with them is only possible because there’s a central point of ‘broadcast.’

But in this video, I had none of those aspects.

There was no common medium of the Internet, and no central point of the broadcast.

The actions of handling knives and fire while cooking were so commonplace for me, and it was a video that helped the Rebongi imagine what a daily life of Selene Benedetta would be like.

I was afraid of that…

Showing my real self to the Rebongi little by little.

Then as the psychological barrier towards them lowers, if I end up showing my unusual appearance and they decide to leave me…

Maybe I’m thinking too negatively.

Even if the psychological barrier decreases, I wouldn’t reveal my appearance to people in the first place.

But even knowing that, those negative thoughts wouldn’t stop.

…However.

“Of course, I love you, Rene, just as you are.”

Iya told me.

“But as long as you’re human, you’ll eventually have to break out of that shell. Humans are beautiful for moving forward.”

To move forward.

“I want to support you as you move forward.”

To support me as I move forward.

“Are you saying I shouldn’t live like this?”

“Well, I didn’t say that specifically. I told you before, didn’t I? I love that part of you. But if you want to fulfill the desire you hold, eventually, you’ll have no choice but to move forward.”

What is the desire I’m holding?

What did Iya see in me that made her say that?

I don’t know either.

Because Iya never told me.

But… one thing is certain: Iya can’t be wrong.

…And.

“Huh…”

My instinct told me.

This choice could be the first step toward fulfilling my desire.

“Haaaa…”

I took a deep breath and quietly opened Miscode on my phone.

★

[Rene OnTube Editor Server]

[Inquisition Officer: (Video of making chocolates.mp4)]

[Inquisition Officer: Could you please upload this to OnTube?]

[Inquisition Officer: Would it be better if I sent it directly via email?]

[Editor Rebongi1: Huh?]

[Editor Rebongi2: What kind of video is it?]

[Editor Rebongi1: Whoa, no way!]

[Editor Rebongi1: I’ll edit and upload it right away, so please send it via email!]

[Editor Rebongi4: What? I want to upload it too!]

[Editor Rebongi3: Oh damn, I’m late!]

[Inquisition Officer: Thank you for your help.]

[Editor Rebongi1: (VTuber Rene thumbs up.jpg)]