A Basement-Dwelling Loser, the Inquisitor – Chapter 172

[Rene]

[Today, I’m going to cook]

[Cook | 7422 viewers | 00:15:31]

“First of all, today’s main dish is Stir-Fried Pork… sounds good, right Bora…?”

“Yeah! I love Stir-Fried Pork!”

“Now that I think about it, the Stir-Fried Pork that the lady made was something you and I ate together often, but you’ve never tried the one I made…”

The Stir-Fried Pork that Bora’s mother makes has quite a bit of soup in it.

Of course, that’s not wrong, but personally, I prefer Stir-Fried Pork with no soup at all, completely dried up in the seasoning.

So, would Bora have similar tastes to mine?

To be honest, that was what piqued my curiosity about choosing Stir-Fried Pork.

“Honestly, Stir-Fried Pork isn’t a difficult dish to make, right? Just make the seasoning sauce and fry the meat in it, and you’re done…”

— For real, I cooked it a lot when living alone

— Fried rice, Stir-Fried Pork, and pasta, if you alternate them, you won’t get tired of them at all!

— If there’s nothing to eat, Stir-Fried Pork is the default rule.

“So personally, what’s important in Stir-Fried Pork is the ratio of the seasoning…”

“I like it a little spicy!”

“Then, as per Bora’s request, I’ll make it spicy today…”

With that said, I checked the camera position one last time, and I began to move my hands.

Red pepper paste, soy sauce, red pepper powder, minced garlic, and oligo syrup.

Since Bora said she likes spicy, I should reduce the oligo syrup a bit and add more red pepper powder.

— So is she going to rip people apart with those hands?

— For real, they look like they’ll break if she applies pressure.

— The fact is, the host is a bear…

“…Sis! People are calling you a bear!”

“Seems like that’s just how it is…”

“A bear isn’t a person, but an animal. I guess everyone doesn’t know!”

“Puheh…!”

Bora’s innocent comment almost made me burst into laughter.

— LOL

— So cute for real LOL

— I can’t adapt to her pure way of being, is that normal???

— For real… the martial law is too strong, someone save me…

— Sorry for the stupidity of the Rebongi ㅠㅠ

The atmosphere in the chat window was completely different from usual.

I didn’t particularly dislike it, but compared to normal, it was a bit dull.

But today, that’s not how it goes.

“Now that we’ve made the seasoning, I’ll prepare the ingredients…”

Onion, green onion, and cheongyang pepper.

These were ingredients that could be considered essential for Stir-Fried Pork without soup.

“When holding a knife, be careful not to get hurt, and make sure to tuck your fingers in like this to create a ‘cat’s paw’…”

As I said that and started chopping the ingredients, various reactions appeared in the chat.

— I want to eat the Stir-Fried Pork that Rene made too…

— Her hands are really thin.

— Everyone, she’s my wife!

— She chops really well!

— It’s a huge contrast to her usual terrible moves.

— For real LOL

— Honestly, seeing her cook makes me think she can’t cook!

— ? How can a female genius not be able to cook??? [Deleted message]

— For real, Rene-chan has high feminine power www << This isn't a baseless story.



— Help, go check out her feminine postures first ㅇㅇ [Deleted message]



— The fact is, if you just keep watching the gallery, you’ll know the host is a good wife…



— I want to be pampered by Rene…



…Would it be okay to show these chats to Bora?



Fortunately, it seems that Bora is more interested in watching me cook than looking at the chat window.



By the way, there are quite a few people who find it surprising that I cook well.



I think I proved it to some extent with the chocolate-making video I did on Valentine’s Day.



I wonder what image they have of me usually.



“Oh, right! The chat window!”



And Bora, who had been watching me cook, exclaimed that and looked back at the chat window.



“I’ll check the chat while you cook, so don’t worry!”



I mean, she was reading everything anyway, so she really didn’t need to.



— Maximum martial law level ㄷㄷㄷ



— I guess I have to choose my words carefully now…



— Hello, Bora!



“Hello! Uh… Rene unnie, what should I call you?”



“You can call me ‘uncle’…”



“Okay! ‘Polar Bear is Life!’ uncle!”



— Tenryan [Deleted message]



— I want to kill you for real LOL [Deleted message]



— Can’t you at least call me ‘uncle’???



— Why are you starting a fight, you…?! [Deleted message]



— I’m starting college this year…



— I’m the same age as the host, so why is she ‘unni’ and I’m ‘uncle’???



— The chat window is chaotic LOL



…For some reason, the reactions are more intense than I expected.



Isn’t it a bit too much to be called ‘bro’?



Bora is still just in second grade elementary school, after all.



“Can’t I call you ‘uncle’…?”



“No, everyone is an uncle, though…”



— ^^ you, ahh; [Deleted message]



“Um… Anyway, since Rene unnie is cooking, if you have any questions, just ask me, Rebongi uncles!”



— Since I don’t ask you to be my brother, can’t you at least call me ‘uncle’ Bora?



“Uh… Rene unnie said they are uncles… Can we call them uncles, Rene unnie?”



“…Well, that’s probably okay.”



It’s just a bit greedy for them to want to be called ‘bro’, while ‘uncle’ doesn’t sound too bad at all.



“Then, to the uncles!”



— Ah, I feel so healed…



— Why is she so cute?



— From today, I’m Bora’s uncle…



=’Uncle Representative’ has donated 100,000 won.



Tell Rene unnie to buy chicken with this!



“Oh! ‘Uncle Representative’ uncle! I’ll eat chicken with this money with Rene unnie!”



“Not today, so let’s eat it next time, Bora…”



“Okay!”



— What does Bora like about Rene unnie?



“Um, everything I like about Rene unnie… I like everything!”



“Uh?!”



I was surprised, almost making a mistake.



“She’s pretty, kind, and nice! That’s why I like her!”



— Again, my wife



— They say kids can’t lie…



— If Rene turns red from embarrassment, it’s awesome LOL



“So later, I’m going to marry Rene unnie!”



“Huh, heehee, hehehe…”



— ??????



— Wow, all bears must die LOL [Deleted message]



— Wait, was Bora my rival???



— The flustered female is ridiculously cute… [Deleted message]



— Sorry, but Bora, Rene unnie is already married to me.



— Sorry, but the host is not available for you, Bora…



“The uncles don’t like Rene unnie as much as I do, so it won’t work!”



— What on earth have you done to this child? LOL



— Isn’t this like brainwashing? [Deleted message]



Why did this topic suddenly come up?



Of course, I’m really grateful that Bora always likes me.



I’m pretty much boosted self-esteem thanks to her.



But saying this in front of 8,000 people is a slightly different matter.



“Rene unnie is fine just being seen!”



— For real, just hearing her talk is incredibly cute LOL



— Even though she says she doesn’t like it, she eventually indulges…



— Pretty, nice voice, good at self-management…



— As expected, Rene-chan has high feminine power wwwww



— A woman deserving to be my wife…



“Heehee…”



Even the Rebongi started to cheer me on with Bora’s words.



I feel like I’m going to die from embarrassment….



★



[Rene]

[Today, I’m going to cook]

[Cook | 7968 viewers | 01:21:26]

Turns out, a person can die from compliments.

I learned this new fact.

“That’s it…”

Anyway, I’ve completed three dishes under the massive pressure from Bora and the Rebongi.

The first is Stir-Fried Pork.

The second is Stir-Fried Bean Sprouts with Mushrooms.

And the last one, made upon Bora’s request, is Omurice.

“How is it…?”

“It looks super delicious!”

— Gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, gimme some, gimme some!

— Again, my wife.

— I’ll come home after work, so leave some for me.

— I also want to eat the Omurice made by Rene, ugh!

For now, it’s just appearance, but Bora and the Rebongi’s evaluations were good.

— Draw a heart on the Omurice please!

— You’ll do the magic words for it, right?

— I’m ready to record, do it quickly!

“I’m not doing that…”

Am I really going to do that?

— Wow, she’s not going to do it;

— What meaning is there if you don’t do that on the Omurice???

Anyways, I can’t record the meal itself, so I turned off the camera and picked some pictures I took after finishing cooking to show on the broadcast screen.

“I’ll upload the other pictures later on Remagal…”

And now it’s time to get evaluated by today’s judge, Bora.

“…Yum! It’s as good as what Mom made!”

And after taking a bite of the Omurice, Bora gave a thumbs-up with a big smile.

Thank goodness….

Honestly, I was pretty burdened since Bora’s mom is a great cook.

Anyways, we started our dinner like that.

“But, unnie, you know…”

“Yes…?”

“I’ve been wondering about something for a while, can I ask just one thing?”

“Yes, that’s okay…”

Bora, while eating Stir-Fried Pork, asked me.

“You’re doing broadcasts as your job, right?”

“That’s right?”

And then Bora said,

“So, does that mean the uncles chatting here are watching the broadcast as a kind of work?”

She just dropped a bomb.

— Is it okay to say bad words now??? [Deleted message]

— Can I stop holding back now???

— Is that kid not in elementary school? [Deleted message]

That was a huge bomb too.