[Rene]
[I’m going to cook today]
[Cook | 7996 viewers | 01:29:42]
“Isn’t it your job to stream, big sis?”
“That’s right?”
“So then does that mean the uncles chatting here are working while watching your stream?”
─I’m about to curse, but it’s okay, right???〔Deleted message.〕
─Does that mean I don’t have to hold back anymore???
─That kid isn’t an elementary school student, right? ㅅㅂ〔Deleted message.〕
─KRAAAAAAAAH
─I got pocket money to buy snacks, but suddenly they’re hitting me…
The chat window suddenly ignites.
Of course, I already know.
Bora’s words just now were devoid of malice and stemmed from a pure, childlike curiosity.
But the purity of such questions can often hurt even more.
Thanks to Bora, I’ve realized how terrifying it is to see the world through the eyes of a child who still views it as beautiful…
“If watching streams counts as work, does that mean you get paid? Then what is donation? Isn’t it weird to give money to someone while making money watching their stream?”
─Rene, my heart hurts so much ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
─Ah… from now on, call me ‘Professional Viewer’ Woo Min-seong…
─Stop… please stop…
─Please don’t do this, I beg you.
─Min-seong gay…
─It’s my day off, why do I have to hear this…
─This is Rene’s fault… I guess I have to heal the Rebongi with ASMR…
─Oh
─It’s so pitiful that the Rebongi can’t even curse and have to just take the hits ㅠㅠㅠ
“Um… Bora-ya…?”
“Yeah?”
I must not laugh. If I laugh here, everything will fall apart. I have to hold it in at all costs.
“W-well, the uncles here are… pfft… they’re just taking a break while watching my stream…”
“Huh? What’s that supposed to mean?”
─Are you saying this situation is funny, Tenryn? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ〔Deleted message.〕
─Honestly, it is funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
─I agree ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
─Bora might get away with it, but you shouldn’t laugh, Tenryn ㅋㅋㅋ〔Deleted message.〕
“Ehehe… Bora-ya, when you’re in class at school, you sometimes doodle in your book, right…?”
“Um… yeah! The teacher said it was okay to draw when he said to take a break!”
“Uncles are similar… when they take a break at work, they watch my stream…
“…Ah-ha!”
Phew.
Somehow, I managed to not laugh and clear up the misunderstanding…
“Then that means the uncles aren’t people who’ve lost their way like you?”
…Huh?
Bora-ya, why are you suddenly hitting me?
─HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
─Ah… so that’s how it is with ‘Queen Bora’
─So this is how it always was ㅋㅋㅋ
─Queen Bora! Queen Bora! Queen Bora! Queen Bora! Queen Bora! Queen Bora! Queen Bora! Queen Bora! Queen Bora!
─Wow, it feels so much better ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ〔Deleted message.〕
─Was this all just a build-up for Queen Bora…
No.
And you, Rebongi?
Why do you all seem to be enjoying this? Shouldn’t you be comforting me?
I was the one trying to talk to you, you know?
Isn’t it pitiful that I heard such words in that situation?
What?????
And stop giving weird nicknames to Bora…
“By the way, B-Bora-ya…?”
“Yeah?”
“Wasn’t I supposed to graduate from being lost like that…?”
“…Huh?”
A person who does nothing, stays home, and is sad about not having money.
That’s what I remember Bora thought of a person who’s lost.
But right now, I’m working and not sad about not having money.
Of course, I’m still just staying home… but that’s not what’s important right now.
“…Ah, it’s true! Now, Sister Rene isn’t a lost person anymore!”
“Right…?!”
Finally, I’ve won…
I don’t even know what I was fighting against…
─The fact is, Rene is still lost…
─It can’t be helped. I have to take responsibility and marry the lost Rene…
─She’s already my wife…
─What on earth did the gallery master do to deserve this… ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
─The Rebongi are a gathering of the lost… memo…〔Deleted message.〕
“Since I’m just at home now, Sister Rene is just a little lost!”
…Huh?
Hey, Bora-ya? Why does this conclusion come to that?
I mean, if you want to argue it, it’s not wrong, but it’s kind of strange…
─Queen Bora’s official opinion) Rene is indeed a reclusive hikikomori
─HAHAHAHAHAHA
─One of the three great mysteries of Remagal has just been solved ㅋㅋㅋ
─So does this mean you legitimately took a break saying you were tired while just staying inside???
─Thinking about it, that does make sense.
─Getting suddenly angry ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
─A woman who does housework well… cares for herself thoroughly… doesn’t even go outside on her days off…?
─Huh.
─Wow, a perfect housekeeper, insane ㄷㄷㄷ
─🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
─The unicorns are exploding ㅅㅂ ㅋㅋ
─Everyone, she’s my wife…
─Are these kids angry or happy right now???
─I tried being angry, but suddenly I just got really happy…
The chat window is dizzying.
Every time this happens, I wonder what kind of stream I’m doing…
Honestly, I always say I’m a reclusive hikikomori, but did they really not believe me until now?
“It feels a bit sad… ”
“It’s okay, Sister Rene! I’ll take care of you for life, so it’s fine if you just stay at home!”
─Our Rene can’t have that, Bora-ya…
─Ah, right. Love rival…
─It was a love rival ㅇㅈㄹ ㅋㅋ
─It can’t be helped, I guess I’ll have to take both Rene and Bora…
─Teacher, there’s a criminal over there…
─That’s definitely a pedo…
─No matter how you put it, saying pedo is a bit ㅅㅂ;
“Ha, haha…”
Ah, I don’t know. I guess I’ll end today’s stream here.
“Everyone, take care….”
─?
─Are we being thrown away? Are we being thrown away? Are we being thrown away? Are we being thrown away? Are we being thrown away? Are we being thrown away?
─Don’t go! I’m sorry! Please stay a little longer! I love you, Rene!
─Queen Bora’s Rebongi are all unemployed, the snowball of questions just got ㅅㅂ;
Even so, my heart has already been crushed…
“Bora-ya, please say goodbye too…”
“Goodbye, uncles! See you next time!”
There’s no next time.
[The stream has ended.]
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【Rene Galleryⓜ】
【Title: Current discussions about the three great mysteries of Remagal organized】
【Written by: Nore Rene No Life🔹】
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【Title: Finally, one mystery solved ㅅㅂ ㅋㅋㅋ】
【Title: Bora’s Opinion) The gallery master is a hikikomori.】
【Title: Bora) The gallery master is a super nerd loser.】
【Title: Queen Bora) Just a lost hikikomori staying at home, haha.】
【Title: Queen Bora’s act resolved one of the three great mysteries of Remagal ㅋㅋㅋ】
【Title: I’m new, what are the three great mysteries? You brats?】
To all the new Rebongi who don’t know what the three great mysteries of Remagal discussed earlier are, I’m organizing it for you ㅇㅇ
1. Is the gallery master really a hikikomori?
The gallery master takes a lot of unexpected breaks.
And I’m not talking about the regular weekly break, but she often takes sudden breaks for no clear reason.
She doesn’t even properly explain why, Tenryn ㅋㅋ
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So, one of the earlier things in the chat was that it was all a concept that she’s a hikikomori and that she’s actually a social butterfly who isn’t home at all, which sparked suspicions.
That story rolled into the first mystery of Remagal.
And today, when Bora-ya appeared as a guest, she outright confirmed that she doesn’t go outside, proving the first mystery solved finally.
2. Isn’t Streamer Rene and VTuber Rene actually the same person???
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I’m omitting this.
Link
Anyway, as for why it’s part of the three great mysteries, everything is in that link.
3. Is the gallery master a foreigner???
This has been a long-standing topic, but the gallery master herself claimed she’s a foreigner but later declared she’s naturalized as a South Korean.
Most of the Rebongi are presumed to be from Bear Country.
When you hear about her family situation while growing up, you can’t help but think: is there a country outside Bear Country where this would happen?
But why are these suspicions arising?
Link
Because the gallery master speaks Korean so well that it doesn’t have that typical foreigner accent at all.
In videos from Help You, her hair is dark brown, which raises even more questions.
So the theory rolled that she’s pretending to be a foreigner when she’s actually a native Korean, just trying to stir up some trouble.
The main logic was that if she’s a net cafe girl trying to hide that she’s a girl, she can also hide her nationality…
Of course, all of this is nonsense ㅎ;
Just looking at her New Dimension background solves the first one completely, and
The third one has already been confirmed by Tuni and Help as her being a foreigner.
She stated that her hair was originally a different color and that the edited version was to avoid being recognized.
And for the second one… well…
Checking the links shows that it’s pretty much Rebongi joking around because they’re bored.
In conclusion, just ignore these things unique to the gallery.
【Recommended: 42 / Not Recommended: 3】
ㅇㅇ: So, this is what it was. Thanks for the summary.
Dagoros🔹: Mystery (not)
Prinda: The second one is really ㅅㅂ ㅋㅋㅋ
└Nore Rene No Life🔹: VTuber Rene is just a junior of Streamer Rene… please don’t misunderstand…
└ㅇㅇ2: Seriously ㅋㅋ
【Title: Here are some pictures taken during today’s cooking stream】
【Written by: Rene🔸】
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Personally, I think the omelette rice turned out the best.
【Recommended: 101 / Not Recommended: 1】
Airus🔹: Oh
AquaColor: If the gallery master cooked for me, I’m sure I’d eat it just as deliciously…
Kankobo: Rene-chan has high girl power www
└ㅇㅇ: Ah, stop it, you otaku…
ㅇㅇ2: ? What’s with the mirror in photo 5?
└ㅇㅇ🔹: ?
└Hollowking: Huh
└AquaColor: Crazy
└Nore Rene No Life🔹: Wow
└Rene🔸: Ah
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I messed up.