A Basement-Dwelling Loser, the Inquisitor – Chapter 81

[Rene]

[Hello]

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I shook off my embarrassment and checked the Miscode Server, and there were only 10 remaining believers.

I was thinking of appointing 5 of them as managers here.

But before that, a problem arose that needed to be resolved first.

─“So what do you get for being a manager?”

─“Are you just going to become an unpaid slave like Paddak?”

─“That’s harsh lol”

─“The feeling is completely different, right?”

─“What’s Paddak, you nerds lololol”

─“Whoa”

─“Ugh, my head…”

─“I don’t know why, but the word Paddak feels too familiar…”

What should I give to the 5 who become managers?

This was indeed a very important issue.

While some argued that I didn’t need to give them anything like Paddak, I thought differently.

Being an unpaid slave and a broadcast manager feels entirely different.

Paddak can manage the gallery whenever they want, according to their own schedule.

But the managers have to invest their time according to when I broadcast.

That alone creates a difference in treatment.

Of course, it’s not that I don’t feel sorry for Paddak…

Honestly speaking, in the case of Remagal, since they made the gallery on their own, shouldn’t they be responsible for it too?

Moreover, it’s not a problem if some people don’t use the gallery due to the atmosphere,

but if viewers stop watching my broadcast because they don’t like the atmosphere of the chat window, that’s a direct loss for me.

The importance levels are on different dimensions.

To put it simply, it’s the difference between a hobby and a job.

…Well, the manager is ultimately still in the hobby realm, but…

For that reason, I intended to give something to the managers.

“I’m currently thinking of giving out snack gift icons once a month, what do you all think…?”

[Kabutomushi: That sounds fine]

[Total Ban: Seems sufficient]

[Kankobo: Is your love included in the gift icon…]

“Uh, um… I’ll do my best…”

─“Whoa”

─“Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme”

─“Mom, I want to be Rene’s broadcast manager when I grow up”

─“I liked her first… I donated… I promoted to others… Why them…?”

─“There’s a dangerous guy in there.”

Fortunately, there was no significant backlash from anyone.

I was worried about someone demanding something expensive, so I’m relieved.

Anyway, now it was time for interviews.

“First, let’s talk a bit with the top person… Rowmas. Please turn on your mic….”

[Rowmas: Yes]

With those words, the mute sign next to Rowmas disappeared.

“Ah, hello….”

[Hello.]

“Um, uh…”

It’s the interview…

“What should I ask…?”

[You can ask me, but I have nothing to say….]

─“Hahahahahaha”

─“I was a fool for expecting something. Rene ㅇㅇ”

─“This guy shows a new level of ignorance every time lol”

No.

I should know this if I had experience doing this.

They probably applied to be a manager because they liked my broadcasts, and I verified their skills through a response speed test.

What the heck should I ask here…?

“Um… Oh, do you like pineapple pizza…?”

[Ah, yes. I like it. I even bought some last week…]

Ding!

“Then you’re disqualified…”

─“Hahahahahahaha”

─“What the heck lol”

─“Food Qualification ON lol”

─“You crazy girl”

─“Are you seriously dismissing someone for pineapple pizza?”

─“Pineapple pizza is super delicious!”

─“Discriminating people based on food, are you? Tenren”

─“Please respect my preferences, teacher…”

─“This person just seems to enjoy stirring things up lol”

─“I’m unfollowing you, Tenren ㅇㅇㅇ”

─“Wait, is pineapple pizza even food?? Why are so many people mad??”

“No, everyone. It’s not that eating pineapple pizza is bad… If you like pineapple pizza, it just means you can’t join me…”

─“What crime has pineapple pizza committed?”

─“Even world-renowned chefs say it’s delicious, damn it.”

─“Honestly, I wouldn’t even eat it if you bought it for me ㅇㅇ;”

─“Isn’t that what it means? (I genuinely don’t know)”

“Well, anyway, what can’t be done cannot be done…”

Because pineapple pizza is just not tasty….

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[Rene]

[Hello]

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Thus, through a very fair, strict, and solemn interview, I was able to select 5 managers.

At one point, when I asked, ‘If you had to choose between cola and cider?’ and someone answered, ‘Coke tastes better, but when I feel bloated, I prefer cider,’ it was genuinely hard to choose.

I’d definitely choose cola, but I understood what that meant.

“Thank you for your cooperation from now on…”

With those final words, I left the Miscode Server and granted managerial rights to the 5 believers who had just passed.

─“Why on earth are you eating something like pineapple pizza?”

─“Mint chocolate fans are just ridiculous”

─“Coke is just super expensive and not even good.”

─“I’ve seen a thesis saying people who dislike cucumbers are gourmets ㅇㅇ”

─“The metrics are honest, right? Mint chocolate hit the highest sales, right?”

─“Isn’t it just that those who eat it repeatedly keep ordering? (I genuinely don’t know)”

“Everyone… First of all, calm down now…”

But the chat window was still a complete mess.

What exactly was bothersome about my manager selection through high-level questions?

I couldn’t understand.

─“I don’t know about others, but you can’t say that…”

─“You’ve become the hell of the night, just accept it ㅇㅇ”

─“If you’re going to eat mint chocolate for an expensive price, just mix toothpaste with chocolate and eat it lol”

“…Managers. From now on, delete all those chats…”

─“Whoa”

─“Sword dance ON”

─“Sister, I kept quiet. Did well, right?”

“…Seriously, wow. You did well. I’ll compliment you, hee hee…”

─“Why only them? Why only them? Why only them? Why only them? Why only them? Why only them?”

─“I should’ve just stayed quiet, damn it, damn it, damn it!”

─“You stirred things up first and you’re the crazy girl 〔Message Deleted〕”

─“Don’t discriminate over stuff like this, Tenren”

“Everyone… If you keep doing this, I will end the broadcast right here…”

─“You, crazy girl, you started the qualification battle first!”

─“I’m sorry, Rene, please forgive me…”

─“Is it right to just pick a manager and then run? Damn it!”

─“Those who start qualification battles from now on are the criminals ㅇㅇ”

“Um, I prepared a game for today… If we turn off the broadcast like this, it’s sad for both you and me, right? So let’s talk kindly to each other… Got it?”

─“Yes”

─“Okay”

─“I’ll overlook it this time ㅇㅇ”

─“Still, it was nice to learn more about Rene’s tastes today ㅇㅇ”

─“It’s grimy;”

“Phew… Everyone, I’ll compliment all of you…”

─“Female wolf 〔Message Deleted〕”

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【Rene Galleryⓜ】

【Title: I always spoke of her being a beast but…】

【Written by: Ryukriear】

(Rene response test 107ms.jpg)

She was really a beast, damn it.

【Upvotes: 41 / Downvotes: 3】

ㅇㅇ: I heard it varies by site and server

└Ryukriear: Even considering that, she’s a beast lol

└Nore Rene No Life🔹: Whether it varies or not, I’m confident I can’t pull out that record no matter what, lol

ㅇㅇ: A woman being a beast feels a bit suggestive

└Ryukriear: (Then should I go to the concert?)

Smooth: But can that really be possible?;

└Ryukriear: I’d want to say its predictive, but since it averages out after random tests,

└Smooth: For real, she’s a beast girl then

ㅇㅇ: Good physical prowess and manages the jungle well, seems like a complete package, huh…

└Ryukriear: Brain?Logical thinking?

└ㅇㅇ: Brain-Logical (Throws off the trajectory and smashes down the opponent’s jungle with 11)

└Aqua Color: Rene, stop being a lurker and stream already

【Title: Today’s Gallery Master’s Preferences】

【Written by: ㅇㅇ】

Hates pineapple pizza

Prefers cola over cider

Hates cucumbers

Hates mint chocolate

Hates tomatoes

Prefers bean sprouts over mung bean sprouts

Between chocolate milk and strawberry milk, prefers banana milk

Likes spicy curry

Between fried and seasoned chicken, prefers seasoned

Doesn’t eat chicken radish

How on earth did she pick 5 managers with such questions?

【Upvotes: 65 / Downvotes: 2】

ㅇㅇ🔹: Truly a master of taste, hahaha

Pioneer: Banana milk over chocolate or strawberry milk <<< Is she actually insane?



└Written by ㅇㅇ: But honestly, banana milk is the most delicious

└Written by ㅇㅇ: It also has a solid ranking as convenience store sales number 1, ㅇㅇ

└Pioneer: I agree

Here it’s nice not to have ㅇㅅㅇ: Passionate about taste, I agree

ㅇㅇ: She was really a disgusting taste-challenged gallery master

└ㅇㅇ: I feel like unfollowing her

└Written by ㅇㅇ: Ugh, pineapple pizza, cider, cucumber, mint chocolate, tomato, chicken radish, damn it;;;

└ㅇㅇ: Why are you mixing those, you crazy person?

【Title: What the heck are you guys doing…? Get a grip…】

【Written by: ㅇㅇ

(The screaming perverted character.jpg)

That girl who’s currently streaming is a ‘fake’…

There’s no way that she, the gallery master, could work that hard on her streams…

I’m telling you to remember the evil idiot that she was…!!!

【Upvotes: 54 / Downvotes: 4】

ㅇㅇ1: Who is that…?

└ㅇㅇ1: I feel like I’m forgetting something…

└Airus🔹: Huh? Why are my eyes watery…

ㅇㅇ2: Shouldn’t a fake working hard to stream be better than an evil idiot?

└Written by ㅇㅇ: That’s a point

└Written by ㅇㅇ: Evil idiot, just go away

└ㅇㅇ3: Hahahaha

└Kankobo: You bad person lol

└ㅇㅇ4: Cutting ties in a sharp manner lol

└Nore Rene No Life🔹: I now declare Rene the VTuber as the new gallery master of Remagal

└Written by ㅇㅇ: (Republic of Korea waving flag emoji)

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[Rene]

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