Chapter 1026

EP.1026 Part 3 Chapter 3 Section 13: Declaring War on Tera

Mindless sex scene dump.

The romantic-sex fantasy drama was beginning to gain quite a following.

In reality, it was obviously edited highlights of dates between Na-na and Yuna, or Na-na and Shin-ra, but with every other episode being composed entirely of sex scenes, many of the Agraman people cheered enthusiastically.

“Whoa…”

The power of Agra grew stronger each day.

With the fervor directed at Agra, towards the female protagonist, the strength of the people of Agrama surged to an indescribable level.

“At this rate, I might just become the strongest Spirit in all of Tera… Hehe.”

“That’s not true.”

The strongest Spirit of Tera is naturally preordained as the Goddess of Flames, the Sun Spirit.

“Why? Look how strong I’ve become. I’m powerful enough to cover all of Tera in darkness.”

“Anyway, once the video cuts off, the faith in you will instantly turn into chaos.”

“…Huh?”

“What’s ‘huh’? Isn’t that obvious?”

For the people of Agrama, the romantic-sex fantasy drama, “The Cutesy-Cutes,” had become a nationwide phenomenon, capturing over 50% of the Agraman audience.

Though some found the inclusion of sex scenes uncomfortable, many still found themselves developing romance cells just from watching the dates between Na and Agra.

Now, all that remained was to lead these characters toward more sex.

But suddenly, everything came to a screeching halt?

-Next Episode!!!

The world would be turned upside down.

The citizens of Agrama would gather in front of the temples, angry at the Spirits, while the world would descend into utter chaos.

“S-so what do we do now…? Without you, we can’t keep making this, right…?”

“Yeah, I can’t keep doing this forever either.”

“So…”

“We need a ‘reserve stock.'”

Bang.

I handed Agra a massive stack of USB drives.

“Just upload them by date. Each one contains about one episode, and they’re already edited on my end, so no need for further checks.”

“……”

Agra scanned the pile of USBs with sparkling eyes.

“Are all of these… sex scenes?”

“Haven’t you noticed the tags? The ones marked in red. Some are just light physical contact, but anything tagged red is a full-on sex scene.”

Extracting the sex scenes was ridiculously easy.

Finding the date scenes, on the other hand, proved somewhat challenging.

Using real-life dates as material presented too many difficulties, so ultimately, we had to rely on in-game date footage.

Or…

“I’ll head out for some field reporting, so take care of the rest.”

“Field reporting?”

“Yeah.”

I flicked my finger, releasing mana outward.

Right beside me, Yuna appeared, linking arms and waving at Agra.

“We’re going on a date.”

Tera Date.

“You stay here and keep gathering your strength. If any chaotic Monsters appear, I’ll handle them.”

Monster extermination.

* * *

Streaming ended.


The Dark Goddess immediately opened the comment section as soon as the chapter ended.

“Next episode!!!”

Many people screamed for the next episode.

The Dark Goddess licked her lips after reviewing the content of this episode.

Chocolate-covered Pocky Day.

The scene where the male protagonist dipped his Pocky into chocolate, then proceeded to lick and suck it while looking up with longing eyes made the Dark Goddess’s heart flutter.

The camera lens, though focused on the woman, had the Dark Goddess craving a shot from below, showing the chiseled chest and face of the man looking up.

“Hmmn…”

The Dark Goddess shivered as she thought about the next episode.

The final logo song, “Kojueo Ah My Girl,” stopped as the couple entered the hotel, leaving many viewers anticipating what new history would be written inside.

Of course, there was no way they wouldn’t feel that way…

“My girlfriend’s other view.”

“Hnnng…!!”

The Dark Goddess lost herself.

If she hadn’t seen the next part, she would’ve definitely lost three steps in imagination.

Another view.

A humid desire for this unknown world crept up, and as the Dark Goddess read the comments, she held her breath.

“Please, just open the next episode already!!”

Have I angered these followers?

I control the essence of these followers!

Tap tap, tap tap tap.

The audience was already releasing massive amounts of essence just through their imaginations.

Some were saving their essence for tomorrow, but by tomorrow, it would all explode, right?

If…

By some chance…

…all episodes were released at once, wouldn’t the amount of essence increase tenfold?

“…♥.”

Gulp.

Angry.

Before she knew it, her hand moved on its own.

And then…

WHOOSH!!!

Surrounded by waves of essence coming from all directions, she rolled her eyes back and lost herself.

* * *

“Ground—”

[Smash!]

Bang.

I smashed my hammer down onto the black monster.

I picked up a boulder embedded in the ground and used Yuna’s strength to crush the monster’s head, causing it to collapse without a sound.

“Huff.”

[Good job, Oppa.]

“It’s nothing.”

The opponent was roughly S Rank or higher.

In a 20-year-old Earth, this beast would’ve been on par with a ‘First Phase Demon Dragon.’ It had settled deep within the dark lands, and I quickly dealt with it before it could do anything sinister.

‘Maybe I should move even faster.’

Certainly, far stronger monsters are appearing than we anticipated.

The black monster we saw in the Kingdom of Light seemed like just a taste, the polluted ones we encountered mere previews. Now, increasingly powerful main-course monsters are starting to appear one by one.

“Yuna, can you use your full power here?”

[A bit difficult. In Gaia’s land, the Earth Mother’s power spread everywhere, but this is the Dark Goddess’s domain.]

“So it’s tough, huh.”

I thought it was a bit hard to use power, but it seems to be due to the influence of the land.

‘At least Angry’s power is increasing, so it’s fortunate.’

If daughter-cams keep popping up day by day, surely everyone will pour lots of energy into Angry.

With that energy, if we gather enough spirit power, we’ll definitely be able to easily overcome the forces of chaos.

“Let’s see, today’s episode…”

[Oppa, something feels off here.]

The data I checked through the terminal felt strange.

“Why is it uploaded all the way to the last episode?”

[Check it out. From beginning to end. Maybe an unedited version leaked?]

“If it did, I’ll roast Tera. Let’s see, hmm…”

Together with Yuna, I quickly skimmed through all the content at high speed.

And…

“It seems like it was accidentally fully uploaded.”

Once again, trolling is always the heroine’s exclusive territory.

“Wow, look at this.”

What is this reserve thing?

Isn’t it better to save beforehand since we don’t know what the future holds?

Live every single day?

That’s insane.

In the past…


Every day, I recall watching a documentary about sitcom actors who had to churn out an episode daily. They really stayed up all night filming, editing, and catching quick naps in between.

You can never predict human affairs, so just in case any accidents happened, I handed over all my reserves to Angu.

What if I couldn’t log into Tera due to real-life issues?

Or what if, for some reason, I failed to hand over the drama reels to Angu within Tera?

Worried about these possibilities, I gave him more than enough material—but it seems I underestimated the unpredictable trolling tendencies of heroines.

“What’s this ‘full series upload’ nonsense?”

One by one.

The audience’s reaction was way too fiery, and Angu finally made a blunder.

-UUUHHH!!! Was that proposal scene in the last episode REAL? WWWWWWW

-I can die now without regrets! After removing everything unnecessary, I’ve achieved enlightenment…

-Wait, Goddess! What do you mean “last episode”? This is absurd! It’s completely unacceptable!!

Unable to resist uploading one episode per day, Angu ended up uploading the entire series at once.

Did he not understand the concept of “reserves,” or did he get drunk on the massive amount of faith generated by the drama viewers?

Or maybe he couldn’t resist the countless requests and threats from fans demanding the next episode, or his curiosity about their reactions got the better of him.

Full series upload.

Including the episodes already uploaded, a whopping 24 episodes of romantic-sex drama were released onto the network.

“…Sigh.”

It’s familiar.

The heroine always causes trouble, and I’m the one who has to clean it up.

“Thankfully, it could’ve been worse.”

Brrring.

A call came through on the magical device Angu gifted me.

“Yeah.”

“Uh, well, sorry…?”

“Does saying sorry make it go away?”

[…]

Yeah, no words can justify this. This is like a company mistakenly ordering 10,000 units instead of 1,000 because someone messed up the numbers.

Especially since it’s already spread across the internet, there’s no way to undo this.

“Do you know how much energy this caused?”

[…Yeah.]

“But do you realize something? People who watched the whole thing might want to watch it again and wave at it.”

[…I doubt they will.]

“Don’t you think so too?”

Even Chanyeom, who caused trouble back when her life was on the line, at least acted sheepishly around me for a few days.

Now, while this mess can be managed, I still need to give Angu a proper scolding so he doesn’t troll in another direction later.

At least he didn’t troll with forces related to chaos—that would’ve been disastrous.

If he had, I’d probably have to become Seongju myself and re-engineer this guy.

“Reforming a dark goddess into a well-behaved deity might actually work…”

Impossible? Maybe not.

“Hey, uh, really sorry, but…what should I do?”

“Hmm?”

“Well, what should I—”

“…”

At least he wants to fix it, which is good.

“There’s nothing for it. We’ll have to use a cheat code.”

“Cheat code?”

“Yeah. Since the content is already out there, we can’t take it back. So…”

We keep the interest alive with the most effective method.

“I’ll send you a Season 2 teaser trailer, and you attach it after the last episode.”

For now, we’ve only taken down twenty-five out of ten thousand.

And then,

“I need help from the real-world players.”

“Help?”

“Yeah. Call Shin-ra and Harang for a moment. We need to launch a contest.”

Clack-clack-clack. Contest launched.

“With the combined strength of all players, we declare total war on the people of Agramin in Tera.”

Supply and demand.

Who will win?

“After collecting ‘Angu Rice Cakes’ from the players, I’ll scatter them recklessly across Tera.”