Chapter 107

107. Just a Dog-Licker“Hey? So you all came too?”

Just as Uncle (referring to Su Zeheng) was getting dizzy and preparing to dial his phone, a somewhat mocking voice suddenly came from behind.

Su Zeheng and Lin Wu Ju quickly looked up, both turning around to see who it was.

In front of the flowing crowd, Wen Han, dressed in ancient attire, looked like a vintage fairy, twisting her slim waist and approaching with a playful smile.

“You…?” Uncle scratched his head, “Are you also Wen Han’s… boyfriend?”

“Uncle, I’m Wen Han~!” Wen Han grinned, pulling out her phone, “You see, I just called you.”

“You finally made it!” Uncle sighed in relief, “Which of these two is your boyfriend?”

Su Zeheng and Lin Wu Ju froze, casting perplexed glances at each other, before simultaneously turning to look at Wen Han.

At the same time, Lin Na covered her mouth, curiously watching her.

Wen Han remained especially calm: “Them? Uncle, you’ve been deceived!”

“What?”

“My boyfriend isn’t here yet, so I came to get it myself.” Wen Han sighed, “These two are my admirers… Oh, why do you both keep bothering me? Uncle, as the security guard, you should keep an eye on them! I’m afraid they might do something inappropriate!”

“?” Su Zeheng and Lin Wu Ju were taken aback.

Uncle suddenly grasped the situation: “I see! You’re talking about what they call a dog-licker online, right? A perverted dog-licker! Hey! The young lady isn’t interested in you guys, yet you’re still shamelessly clinging to her… I warn you, don’t cause trouble in this ancient town, or I’ll call the police right away!”

“I…” Su Zeheng hesitated, “We’re not…”

“Every bad person claims they’re not bad!” Uncle’s sense of justice flared, pulling out his baton and banging it against the security booth, “Be honest!”

“I…” Lin Wu Ju’s lips twitched a few times, eventually squinting at Wen Han.

“Uncle, thank you~!”

Under the gaze of Su and Lin, Wen Han and Lin Na cheerfully walked over to take the phone.

“You are such a good uncle! A great security!”

“Hahahaha…” Receiving compliments from these two beauties, Uncle couldn’t help but feel elated, but he immediately turned serious again, “Stop bothering her! Pretending to be her boyfriend? Shameless! You’re making us men lose face!”

Su Zeheng and Lin Wu Ju exchanged glances, remaining silent.

“Lin Na, let’s go!” With a cheerful glance at the defeated duo, Wen Han was exceptionally happy.

Lin Na pointed at them: “What about them…?”

“Forget about them!” Wen Han rolled her eyes, “Let’s go! Explore the ancient town!”

“…Okay! Let’s go!”

As Su and Lin watched, Wen Han floated away with a skip, only to leave the three men behind, and the atmosphere instantly turned cold.

“You guys better not cause trouble in the scenic area.” Uncle scanned the two suspiciously.

Su Zeheng and Lin Wu Ju exchanged silent looks before quietly leaving the security booth.

They walked about two hundred meters when the two silent figures suddenly turned their heads in sync, only to see Uncle still watching them closely.

“…I can’t believe I was regarded as a bad person.” Su Zeheng murmured, strolling through the ancient town in search of Wen Han’s figure, “Where did this little witch go?”

“…Even someone as smart as Mr. Su can be played?” Lin Wu Ju teased, “The standards of the Light Magic Society are indeed extraordinary, huh? Hahaha…”

“Aren’t you too?” Su Zeheng turned around immediately, “Getting played by your own people, isn’t that even more pathetic, Mr. Lin?”

“No, I’m willing. After all, this is just a couple’s playful mood.”

“I remember Wen Han didn’t say you were her boyfriend, did she?”

“Now she does.”

“Now she does?”

The two were caught in a standoff when they suddenly heard the sound of a baton striking behind them.

“Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing!” Uncle shouted, “Don’t cause trouble! If you keep it up, I’ll call the police!!!”

One member from the Light Magic Society, one Recycling Station Master.

Two individuals with a dignified eight thousand magic points could only chuckle awkwardly before coldly snorting and parting ways.

…

“Wen Han, so you were on the phone with them earlier?” Lin Na, holding an ice pop, was linking arms with Wen Han, “What is your relationship with them now…?”

“Just two dog-lickers~” Wen Han licked the ice pop nimbly, her tongue dancing like it was doing ballet, “Anyway, I have nothing better to do, just playing around.”

“Wow! You’re such a jerk! They are after you and you’re toying with them?”

“Did I make them pursue me?” Wen Han stopped, “Lin Na, dog-lickers are not worthy of sympathy. They are a bunch who use kindness to morally blackmail people, clinging and forcing the other person to like them, and they don’t deserve any pity!”

Although Su Zeheng and Lin Wu Ju are not exactly dog-lickers—after all, her goal was to make them into dog-lickers—she couldn’t possibly reveal the truth to Lin Na, right?

Lin Na, being a bit naive, nodded immediately: “You’re right. Thinking about that celery… Ugh! Forget it, dog-lickers indeed deserve to die.”

“This is serious!” Wen Han smiled brightly, suddenly looking up, “Look! The dog-lickers are coming.”

…

“Finally found you!”

Seeing that familiar figure, Su Zeheng quickly walked over.

“Wen Han, why did you just…”

He stopped mid-sentence upon seeing Lin Na present.

Wen Han casually turned around, suddenly spreading her five fingers: “Here!”

“Ah?” The earlier anger and confusion vanished instantly as Su Zeheng looked at the ice pop in confusion, “What is this…?”

“I came all the way over on a hot summer day, aren’t you hot?” Wen Han sighed, “I specially saved this for you!”

“…Oh, thanks.”

The earlier anger instantly dissipated as Su Zeheng awkwardly accepted the ice pop, unable to suppress a slight smile.

The power of this little witch was that after she had played you, you couldn’t really be mad.

Even if you knew she was playing you, even if you understood she was soothing you, you just… accepted it.

“By the way, what’s your name?”

As the trio walked, Lin Na asked curiously.

Su Zeheng politely nodded: “Su Zeheng.”

“I’m Lin Na, please take care of me from now on!” Lin Na looked at him thoughtfully and giggled.

Su Zeheng was puzzled and could only respond with a baffled smile.

“Uncle, can you shoot arrows?” Wen Han suddenly stopped walking.

Su Zeheng followed her gaze and suddenly spotted an archery game nearby.

“Do you want to play?” He asked Wen Han.

“Lin Na won’t.” Wen Han looked at her best friend disdainfully, “Can you? Let’s have a round?”

“…It shouldn’t be too difficult.”

“So you know how, huh?” Wen Han chuckled, “Let’s have a game. If you lose…”

She suddenly glanced at her half-licked ice pop: “You’ll have to finish the remainder of my ice pop~”

As her voice fell.

She stuck out her tongue, licked the last bite, and in the sunlight, broke off that glistening thread.