Chapter 1148

〈 Chapter 1148 〉 The Savior of the Academy

“Today, I’ve merely come to greet you. We’ll meet again later.”

“You didn’t come just to greet me; you’re here to gather information on me.”

“…Hmm. As expected, you know something about me. How much do you know?”

“……”

“Don’t feel like answering? No matter. But are you sure it’s wise to focus on me when your mother is in grave danger?”

Without realizing it, my gaze dropped downward. My eyes pierced through the barriers to see below, where Na Harili was enduring the obscene winds blasted by the boar-like monsters.

“45 seconds. That’s how long your mother can hold on. Ah, now it’s down to 41.”

“…Do you really think I don’t know this world is fake? No matter how many people die here, it won’t affect reality.”

“I see. Then come at me. By choosing me over your mother, I’ll give you a proper fight.”

Laplace smirked and snapped his fingers.

[Complete Recovery activated.]

Restored to peak condition, I tensed my legs. Crack! The force field couldn’t withstand the pressure and began to crack.

With explosive power, I shattered the barrier and plummeted downward instead of upward.

‘Laplace. Something tells me there’s more to you than meets the eye. You probably knew about Complete Recovery beforehand. Even if we fight, I’m not certain I can kill you.’

Down below, I could see Na Harili.

She’s fake. I know that. Even if she dies here, it won’t affect the real Na Harili in reality. Still, even as a fake, I don’t want to see her get killed.

KWAANG!

Falling to the ground, I scooped up the exhausted Na Harili and dashed away.

“Bro?! That guy is getting away!”

“Shut up. That’s not important right now.”

Once we were far from the obscene winds, I gently set Na Harili down. Her expression seemed slightly relieved.

“…What about those monsters? It was such hard work taking down just one… and now there are 22! What is the Hero Association even doing?”

Even before we arrived here, chaos had already engulfed Seoul. This was all part of Laplace’s plan. The Hero Association needs time to respond properly.

“Let’s flee. They’ll figure out how to deploy fighter jets or launch missiles eventually.”

“…Bro, do you really believe that? If those monsters move, at least half of Seoul will be wiped out!”

“…Yeah, I agree.”

I share the same concern. One obscene monster is bad enough, but 22 of them moving simultaneously? Forget their strength—just their size alone is terrifying. Each one is over 500 meters long.

“Bro, please help! We have to deal with those monsters!”

“You’ve already reached your limit. And even I don’t have any effective way to take them on.”

“Their weakness is their eyes. If we focus our attacks on their eyes, they’ll go down easily.”

“Sounds easy to say.”

I pointed at the obscene monsters.

The 22 obscene monsters slowly moved toward the center of Seoul. Their speed wasn’t even 10 km/h. The problem was the continuous obscene winds they were emitting. The foul-smelling winds turned into sticky liquid, dissolving everything they touched.

Trees, concrete, rocks—it all melted away. Want to attack from a distance? Those damn obscene winds form an impenetrable curtain.

“…Since the wind comes from those holes… maybe an aerial attack would work…”


“Maybe it’ll work if we try it that way?”

“Those monsters have tougher backs. There’s some kind of giant fur-like stuff…”

An idea suddenly flashed in my mind. I quietly licked my lips. The plan forming in my head would probably look ridiculous to others.

“There’s a chance it might fail… but if these monsters were modeled after vaginas… and if the stuff on their backs is real fur…”

It’s worth a shot.

“Did you come up with a way to deal with them?”

“…Yeah, but I don’t see why I should do it.”

“Seoul is going to crumble. Hundreds of thousands will die.”

“So what?”

“……”

“……”

Seong Ha glared at me fiercely. She wasn’t backing down. Seong Ha was already exhausted while I was full of energy. If we fought, I’d win for sure. Now seemed like a good time to take her down.

“Big brother, please help us. If you do… I’ll do anything.”

“Anything? What if I tell you to strip? Will you do it?”

“…Then I’ll just fight to the death.”

Seong Ha lifted her sword. Her eyes showed no waver. Even though she hadn’t even entered the academy yet, her gaze was already prepared for death.

I sighed unconsciously. After going through all the trouble to rescue her with Laplace, was she really going to die now? All my efforts and choices were about to go to waste.

I grabbed her shoulder as she walked away.

“…Give me a kiss. Then I’ll help.”

Seong Ha turned around.

“……”

Her eyes were dead serious. I suppressed another sigh that was about to escape. Might as well consider this as filial piety.

“Ah, never mind…”

Seong Ha suddenly stepped forward. In an instant, she was in my arms, lifting her chin and pressing her lips against mine. She pulled away before a second had passed.

“Do… Does this mean you’ll help?”

“…Was that your first kiss?”

“Aah, no. I’ve kissed so many times before.”

Heh.

I couldn’t help but let out a chuckle.

Kissed so many times? And kisses like THAT? I bet even elementary school kids can do better than that.

‘Eugene. Time to pay respects.’

I boosted my fighting spirit.

“The one who rules vaginas. That’s me. If all else fails, I’ll just drop thousands of bombs or something.”

I created a dimensional field. A staircase leading to the sky appeared.

“I’ll handle it, so stay here.”

“…I’ll help too.”

“No, you’re exhausted. You’ll just get in the way.”

“……”

Yeochun Ryu (Shadow Sky Style) Thunder Sound Step.

With a thunderous roar, I shot up into the sky. Reaching high above, I looked down. Everything was pitch black. The vagina monster’s back blocked my view. The vaginal hair on its back wriggled around like dancing tentacles. Those were both tentacles AND hair.

I resolved and created hundreds of dimensional fields on top of the vagina monster. I went crazy jumping around and sprinkling dark-colored potion below.

This was [Despot For You] world’s hair growth potion. It worked so well that even a small amount would make hair grow instantly.

‘Laplace’s ability to see the future sees the most probable future through possibilities. And I was the first to introduce hair growth potion into this world. In other words, the possibility of me using the hair growth potion was born right now. It couldn’t foresee this future. And since it couldn’t see it, there was no way to prepare.’

Looking at the top of the vagina monster’s back,

The black tentacles, aka vaginal hair, were growing rapidly. It grew over 50 meters in an instant. I didn’t stop there and kept sprinkling the potion. Maybe I used around 500 bottles.

The vagina monsters flying in the sky had turned into vaginal hair monsters. Unable to bear the weight of the vaginal hair, the vagina monsters crashed to the ground. Though they wriggled around, the tangled vaginal hair acted as shackles, blocking their movements.

Watching the scene from the sky, I shook my head.

‘It looks just like a clogged drain filled with matted hair. So disgusting.’

I drenched the vagina monsters in gasoline and dropped a lightning bolt. The vagina monsters burned fiercely with a disgusting smell. They desperately tried to put out the fire by spraying strange liquids and blowing vaginal wind to fly, but it was useless. I made sure the fire wouldn’t go out by sprinkling more fuel.


I kept pouring the oil.

Around dawn, the vagina monster had turned into a blackened coal vagina and stopped moving.

The city was still in chaos.

I escorted Gender Ha to near Spirit Gender’s place.

“Big bro! Come over to my house for a sec. Do you like cola? I’ll treat you!”

“Nah, I’m good. Had so much cola I’m kinda tired of it.”

As I replied, I pointed at the sky. Gender Ha looked up.

“Do you see that?”

“…What’s there? I don’t see any spirits.”

The morning sky had cracks all over it – proof that the dungeon was breaking apart. Honestly, this was throwing me off since it was supposed to take a few more days in the original story.

‘This must also be because of Laplace… that guy’s influence.’

I wanted to enjoy this world a bit longer… but can’t be helped.

“If you can’t see it, fine.”

“What is it already?! What’s even there?!”

“There’s nothing. Just messing with you.”

“AHHH!”

Gender Ha angrily punched my shoulder. It hurt. She’s hitting me for real knowing how strong I am. As I made an exaggeratedly pained expression, I checked her affection level.

[Gender Ha’s Affection Level: 42]

It was pretty high. Must’ve gone up a lot from fighting together this time.

‘When affection levels are low, they rise quickly if given a chance.’

Also known as an affection event.

“Go on ahead. The Spirit Gender people will worry about you.”

“…They won’t really worry. If anything, people will be disappointed I came back alive. Including the spirits.”

Her expression immediately soured.

“Domestic violence? Should I just blow up your house?”

“That’s not what I meant. Do you see me as someone who gets hit around?”

It’s hard to imagine Gender Ha getting hit. It’s easier to picture her doing the hitting.

‘Oh right, she ran away from home before… was that during her academy dropout days…?’

Shaking off those memories, I waved goodbye to Gender Ha.

“…Big bro, do you have feelings for me?”

“…Are you suddenly insane? Are you trying to get revenge?”

“Love escape. Want to try it with me?”

“Love escape? You’re thinking of running away from home?”

“…I’m being serious here.”

Gender Ha took on a serious expression. As I approached her, she didn’t back down. Staring silently, I grabbed her cheek and kissed her. Not some clumsy peck, but a real kiss involving tongues.

Pressing our lips together intensely, teasing her unmoving tongue, forcing my saliva into her mouth. Her white chin glistened with saliva – whose exactly, I don’t know.

We broke the kiss. Gender Ha’s face turned tomato red. So red I worried it might explode.

“This is called kissing.”

“Y-you perverted freak!”

“Ow!”

She kicked my shin. I hopped back on one leg as she glared daggers at me and huffed.

[Gender Ha’s Affection Level: 45]

Her affection level went up. Smirking, I told her,

“About that love escape thing. Let’s do it later.”

“Like you’d actually do it?!”

“Take care.”

Before she could kick my shin again, I hastily ran off.

I sat on the bench where I was yesterday, using Spirit Vision and Heaven Vision to confirm Gender Ha entered her house safely.

Inside, she was getting scolded by her father Gender Han-gu and grandfather Gender Myeong-saeng. Though she wasn’t injured, her school uniform was torn enough to expose her underwear, shocking both men. They were giving her quite the lecture, but Gender Ha wasn’t cowering – instead, she listened with one ear and ignored with the other, treating it as nagging. She’s quite the woman.

The sky began to break apart slowly.

An hour later, the entire dungeon collapsed.

[Exiting special dungeon, ???]

…

After exiting the dungeon, I found Ryu Hana lying unconscious. Her clothes were torn in places, and blood streamed from slash wounds.

“Ryu Hana…!”

Startled, I urgently summoned a potion and treated her.

Looking at my face, Ryu Hana grimaced, seemingly struggling to suppress rising emotions.

“…I lost. …I completely lost.”