Chapter 1583 – Sexy Empress of the Mountain Spirit, On Air Nursing
Since the first episode of “Dream Back to a Thousand Years,” the Empress of the Mountain Spirit has been through it all in the livestream—what sort of chaos hasn’t she seen?
Some guys cross-dress as girls, some girls as guys, and some just turn into non-human animals with no trace of identity or landing spots to be found.
Some folks are luckier and might run into the streamer or their little angel, bringing back some “local specialties” or “souvenirs.” Meanwhile, some poor souls just end up wasting twelve hours doing nothing before heading back.
It’s precisely this unknown variable that has the idle folks glued to their screens, treating Empress of the Mountain Spirit’s adventures like a wild reality show. Some video sites even chop up twelve-hour streams into one-hour highlight reels with flashy effects to attract views—surprisingly racking up quite a lot of clicks. The Empress gets some rewards, making it a win-win situation!
Some bored twits even start online polls, guessing whether the next Empress will cross as a man or a woman, a human or an animal, or if it’ll be cross-dressing… Honestly, Jiang Pengji thinks that’s just plain absurd.
As time flies, a fresh Empress is about to debut, and the idle folks get extra excited on this day, flexing their twenty-year single-speed typing skills to snag a seat. Only those who grab a spot in the stream can compete for a one-in-five-million chance at becoming the Empress—the real chosen one!
【Stowaway Non-Money】: Hahaha, got my spot! What time does the lottery start today in Dream Back to a Thousand Years?
【Devils Above】: You lot, have you built a condo in the livestream or what?
【Carefree】: Sigh, I’d love to buy a place in the streamer’s room, but the prices are too high, can’t take it!
【Carefree Buddies】: Hands ready with chopsticks, waiting for the lottery. I even specially went to Zhuhai Jin Tai Temple today to pray—Buddha bless me!
While the idle folks jabber away, Jiang Pengji is blatantly stealing Wei Ci’s tofu, hiding from the livestream camera to shield their view. All they see is Wei Ci being hugged and kissed but miss the juicy details.
She’s openly dishing out dog food, and initially, the idle folks might have protested, but after seeing it too much, they’ve become numb.
Some cheeky ones even munch on plain rice while watching the stream, savoring the dog food dished out by the streamer—living their best life!
【Congratulations to viewer ‘Carefree Buddies’ for winning the spot in the ‘Dream Back to a Thousand Years’ event!】
Just as the results are out, the brand-new Empress casually tells her amused teammates, “I’m off to cross over, you all fend for yourselves!”—and cruelly pulls the plug on the desktop, rolling around in bed with her phone.
But soon enough, the laughter subsided.
“Who am I?”
“Where am I?”
“What am I doing?”
She’s holding a soft, milk-scented bun in her arms, with the small one grabbing at her shirt, burying its little head in her chest and sucking away. Every tug makes the Empress shudder, frozen in place, utterly bewildered.
Five million idle folks peek through the small window at the Empress, shocked, and the chat explodes with exclamation marks, question marks, and ellipses.
【Carefree】: ???
【National Light Apple】: My Empress is amazing!!!
【Glasses Circle】: Pffft—Sexy Empress, online nursing?
This comment voices the feelings of everyone, quickly trending thanks to the rapid-fire fingers of the idle folks.
【Cat Demon Lord】: Cough cough, Empress be careful, don’t drop the kid! Who knows, that might be this body’s child.
In fact, when the Empress first came over, she was indeed scared enough to want to toss the child away, but having been kneeling with the baby for too long, her hands went numb and her knees locked, preventing her from executing that move, inadvertently saving the little one’s life.
Empress: “Waa QAQ Waa”
The little chubby one spat out what it had in its mouth, trying to reach for the other side.
Unaware that its wet nurse had switched out for a new model, it couldn’t understand why it couldn’t get any milk and started to fret.
The Empress panicked even more, but fortunately, the System kindly nudged her to feed the little ancestor from the other side.
Finally tasting the goods, the little fellow closed its eyes in satisfaction and kept suckling.
In her dazed confusion, the Empress suddenly remembered a serious question—
Was there anything inappropriate seen during that side switch in the livestream?
Though not in her own body, being exposed in front of so many still felt shameful.
Luckily, the system reassured her with real-time blurring to protect the experiencer’s privacy, and the Empress sighed in relief.
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Relief? No, she was practically suffocating!
“Ow—”
The Empress had no experience, couldn’t tell how old the little one was, but she did know it had tiny, sticky rice-like teeth. While sucking, it accidentally bit a sensitive spot, making her tear up in pain. Yet, she didn’t know the identity of this body well enough to act rashly, let alone swat the chubby one.
Once both sides were clean, the little one finally smacked its lips, satisfied.
The Empress was just a freshman in college, gentle and easygoing, occasionally lost in RPG games, having no bad habits.
She wasn’t particularly fond of children but didn’t dislike them either, especially not the quiet ones—it was hard for her to be cold-hearted.
But she felt aggrieved QAQ.
After finally crossing over, she ended up as a milk bottle?!
The idle folks guided her from afar as the Empress awkwardly propped the child up on her shoulder, gently patting its back until it let out a milk-scented belch. According to the idle folks’ teachings, this was to prevent the little one from choking on its meal…
“What’s your name?”
While nursing, the Empress glanced around and noticed the furnishings didn’t belong to a regular family, and the clothes on this body weren’t shabby either.
“Sigh, who are you to me?”
The Empress pressed further, ready to ask a third question when the system alerted her that someone was approaching, causing her to shut her mouth immediately.
“Has the Young Master had enough to eat?”
The girl entering was a young maid in her twenties, styled with a woman’s traditional hairdo.
“Mm.”
Following the principle of fewer words, less trouble, and based on the System’s hint, the Empress replied.
The maid led the Empress and the little one to another room, passing through a courtyard, where the Empress’s sharp ears picked up some familiar voices.
Yang Si?
Yan Lin?
Yang Tao?
What are these three doing together?
Suddenly, all sorts of conspiracy theories flooded her mind—could it be that Yang Si, with his thick brows and big eyes, had betrayed the streamer…? Ugh, betrayed the Empress?!
She got too lost in her thoughts, causing the child in her arms to feel uneasy and suddenly burst into tears, stirring the people inside.
The Empress, flustered, held the child helplessly, giving the guiding maid an innocent blink.
Trust me, I really didn’t do it on purpose!
