When the props bought can’t be used, the only thing to do is to contact the customer service.
Chen Huaian directly performed the Tian Ji divination, which was free for the first time today.
“How to help Li Qingran recover from her injuries?”
[Divining Tian Ji for you…]
Boom—! The weather in Cangyun Realm suddenly changed.
Countless old monsters from various sects woke up from their meditation in shock.
“Alas! In less than two days, which great being is divining the Tian Ji again?”
“It must be a great cultivator proficient in divination! Could it be the Ancestor of An Ci Nian斋?!”
“Sigh, the spiritual energy in Cangyun Realm is getting thinner day by day. These great beings are also anxious. We should close our doors and strive to break through our bottlenecks as soon as possible…”
“Avoid! Avoid! If our Cult is detected, it may be detrimental to our plans!”
…
[The divination of Tian Ji is complete. ‘Skill Transmission and Breathing Adjustment’ and ‘Golden Needle Acupoint Stimulation’ can be used to heal Li Qingran’s injuries. The former has a general effect and can restore three-tenths of her injuries, while the latter has a strong effect and can completely restore her current injuries except for her Dantian and Spirit Root.]
[The ‘Electronic Girlfriend’ store has captured a glimpse of Tian Ji for you. Would you like to spend 9998¥ to purchase the lost secret art of ‘Golden Needle Acupoint Stimulation’? After purchase, this skill will become a permanent skill that you can upgrade. Each use will only charge for the cost of the golden needle material.]
Chen Huaian: “…”
It’s unbearable.
The store has started capturing glimpses of Tian Ji.
Should we try capturing some insights using the toilet or bathtub next time?
Not to mention spending 9998¥ on a skill.
Upgrading will definitely require real money.
But even the golden needle materials need to be paid for?
Is this game treating players as humans?!
But looking at Li Qingran lying in a pool of blood, Chen Huaian couldn’t help but think of his deceased parents. His family situation was average, but his parents always tried to give him the best resources from childhood. He finally understood how his parents felt.
“Recharge!!!”
[Congratulations! You have obtained the lost secret art – Golden Needle Acupoint Stimulation]
[Technique: Flowing Cloud Hands <Activated>]
[Technique: Spring Encounter Needling lv1 <Activated>]
[Spring Encounter Needling Materials – Special Silver Needles 64 pieces, total 640¥, please recharge first.]
Clenching his fists, Chen Huaian gritted his teeth: “Not a cent less, right?”
[Please recharge first.]
“You… Recharge! Recharge! Recharge!”
This game indeed looks greedy, but he couldn’t leave Li Qingran alone.
Another 640 disappeared from his wallet.
Now he knew the skill, and had the materials.
“What should I do next?”
[Please undress Li Qingran!]
Chen Huaian paused, slowly typing out a question mark.
Finally, it’s here, isn’t it!
No, this is not the time to consider that!
Saving her life is more important!
“Who called 120? Who needs treatment?!” The ambulance arrived, and doctors and nurses got off the vehicle.
Zhang Rui pointed at Chen Huaian who was staring intently at his phone with glowing eyes: “Him.”
“What’s wrong with him?” The doctor couldn’t see any problems with Chen Huaian at a glance.
“He’s in the late stages of cancer, bone cancer, with osteosarcoma. His leg broke while climbing Mount Tai.”
Late-stage bone cancer with a broken leg from climbing Mount Tai?
The doctor’s eye twitched. Was this Chinese?
How did these words get so bizarrely combined?
He instinctively thought Zhang Rui was joking because the young man sitting there was fully focused on his phone, not like someone with a broken leg. Shouldn’t someone with a broken leg be hugging their leg, pale-faced, crying to heaven and earth? Not to mention having late-stage bone cancer, wasn’t he one of the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple? No fear of pain.
But based on practical dialectics, he grabbed Chen Huaian’s leg resting on the chair, pulled up his pants, and his expression immediately changed.
“Hurry! Bring down the stretcher!”
The young man’s leg was indeed broken, and there were clearly many subcutaneous cysts visible, which were signs of osteosarcoma.
The lower leg was severely deformed, the fracture area swollen into a large lump, purplish red, full of bruised blood.
If not properly treated, the young man might lose his leg.
However, with so many osteosarcomas already grown, it seemed like it couldn’t be saved anyway…
The doctor helped Chen Huaian onto the stretcher, feeling somewhat numb.
He had never seen such a calm patient before, making him feel like the emperor wasn’t worried but the eunuch was.
“Hey, buddy, why are you still playing on your phone?!”
Zhang Rui looked at Chen Huaian, who was still holding his phone on the stretcher, speechlessly.
What game is so fun?
But from his angle, Chen Huaian’s screen was completely black…
Could this guy possibly have mental illness?
Looking at the ambulance driving away.
Zhang Rui plugged the power bank borrowed from Chen Huaian back into the charging station beside the supermarket, increasingly feeling it could be possible.
With mental illness, no fear of pain, no fear of death, all sorts of abnormal behaviors made sense.
So, did he say those disrespectful words to someone in the late stages of cancer with mental issues?
Thinking about it, Zhang Rui slapped himself.
“I’m such an idiot…”
…
On the ambulance, the two nurses looked strangely at Chen Huaian who was still tapping on his phone on the stretcher.
What’s so good about tapping on the phone screen.
But from Chen Huaian’s perspective, he was performing Golden Needle Acupoint Stimulation for Li Qingran.
She was already undressed.
Front and back, left and right, all stripped bare.
But seeing Li Qingran’s body covered in dense wounds, he had no lewd thoughts, nor time to focus on private areas. Moreover, to assist him in needling, Li Qingran’s entire body in the game was covered with acupuncture point arrays, with dense acupoints floating on her skin surface. Wherever the acupoints lit up, he needed to needle there.
Private areas were also covered by the acupoint array.
Even if they weren’t, Chen Huaian didn’t have time to look.
The speed at which the acupoints lit up was too fast, reminiscent of the difficulty level S in Dance Dance Revolution. He had to concentrate fully just to barely keep up.
“Kid, how long have you had cancer? Do you have medical records? Which hospital did you check previously? Sigh, your leg is really serious…”
“Sir, this sir?” The nurse was getting angry. They were already in the hospital room, yet this guy was still tapping on his phone. He looked handsome and didn’t seem stupid. She waved her hand in front of Chen Huaian’s face: “The doctor is talking to you!”
Chen Huaian quickly tilted his head to avoid her hand, keeping his eyes on his phone, nervously saying: “Sorry, I’m busy here. Please wait a moment.”
Doctor: “…”
This kid was quite polite.
He gave the nurse a look, pointing at Chen Huaian and then at his head, whispering: “You go handle his admission procedures. I’ll call Dr. Wu from the psychiatric department. Let Dr. Wu take a look at him first.”
As soon as the doctor and nurse left,
Chen Huaian finished the needling.
With the last silver needle inserted and twisted clockwise,
Strands of pure energy rose from the 64 silver needles.
Then Chen Huaian saw the bleeding wounds on Li Qingran’s body stop bleeding instantly, gradually healing.
[Please grind the Immortal-level Great Return Pill into powder and sprinkle it on Li Qingran’s wound surface.]
An image of a stone mill appeared on the screen, and Chen Huaian followed the steps carefully.
Then he watched the stopped bleeding wounds rapidly grow flesh, healing completely within moments without leaving a trace.
“Phew—! Finally done.” Chen Huaian sighed in relief.
Checking Li Qingran’s status, she was out of immediate danger but still unconscious, needing some time to wake up.
Then,
Chen Huaian swallowed hard.
It’s time…
[Insufficient phone battery]
Just as he was about to admire Li Qingran’s beautiful figure,
The phone went completely black.
Not, buddy!
He had Kleenex ready!
Chen Huaian stood there dumbfounded for half a minute, clenching his teeth.
Where was the power bank he borrowed in Panshan?
At this moment, he realized something was off. He didn’t seem to be under Panshan anymore.
Looking around, he was instantly confused.
“When did I enter the hospital? Ah?!”
“Did I teleport?”
“Kid, don’t make noise, old man here is trying to sleep…” A hoarse voice came from beside.
Chen Huaian turned his head to see an elderly man on the adjacent bed, with bandages on his leg, looking unwell, with dark circles under his eyes, probably suffering all night without sleep, and now just starting to drift off. So he quickly quieted down.
But when his gaze fell on the items on the bedside cart of the elderly man,
His eyes couldn’t move away.
There was a set of silver needles.
He pinched his fingers, feeling an itch in his hands.
Sss~
This restless little sensation~
Always wanting to grab a needle and prick something…
Chapter 16

Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?
My Virtual Immortal Girlfriend Came to Life from a Mobile Game, 不是,我电子女友咋修成剑仙了My name is Chen Huai’an, and I have cancer. I’m dying. Lately, I’ve become obsessed with a virtual girlfriend game. I top up my account to buy her cultivation techniques and magical artifacts. Even though I’ve emptied my wallet, I laugh like a fool. I always thought it was just a game—until one day, my virtual girlfriend sent me a pill. The next moment, the pill appeared in my hand… Am I… not going to die?!
My name is Li Qingran. My cultivation has been crippled, my spiritual roots dug out, and I’ve been expelled from my sect. I cower in a dilapidated hut, waiting to die. I thought my life was over—until I met a mysterious senior who never shows himself. This senior heals my wounds and helps me cultivate. I grow stronger and stronger, eventually becoming the most powerful sword cultivator in the Cangyun Realm. I’ve heard that the spiritual energy in Cangyun is depleting, the Dao is dim, and an immortal from another world plans to merge their soon-to-revive realm with ours. An age of chaos and opportunity is upon us. Even immortals may face death in this struggle. I scour the world for traces of this senior. I want to protect him—and become his Dao companion!!!