“You guys go back to the Demon-Slaying Division first.”
“Violent… Commander Chen Huaian is being forced by the big boss, aren’t you going back?”
“No, I need to wait for a while.” Chen Huaian turned his head to look in the direction of Brocade River, his expression turning grim.
The aura there was very familiar.
This familiarity wasn’t from having seen it somewhere, but from knowing the realm.
That monster and Qingxuan Daoist were of the same level.
Although he was just at the Qi Refinement stage, he had special experiences with the Transformation of Spirit, having become one himself. Thus, he could clearly sense the other’s realm—the monster was at the Transformation of Spirit stage. If the Soldier-class A-grade corresponds to the peak of Qi Refinement, and the General-level corresponds to Foundation Establishment to Golden Core, then what would correspond to the Transformation of Spirit?
Regardless of what it corresponds to, for Wuzzy Beard and the current Demon-Slaying Division, that monster was unsolvable.
And if they went up against it, they would do nothing but die.
On the way back to Wuzzy Beard, he watched as the once bustling streets became quiet, and orderly cars crashed into each other.
He kept thinking about what a human could do.
He didn’t particularly like this world, but he also didn’t despise it.
Most importantly, he didn’t want to see Wuzzy Beard die.
He cultivated and improved his strength to protect those he cared about.
He constantly made money just to protect Li Qingran, to prevent her from suffering any harm.
A fist clenched to guard the palm.
So now, if Uncle Wuzzy Beard might die, what could he do?
Chen Huaian kept thinking, he was just at the Qi Refinement stage, what else did he have?
He went through everything he possessed—cats, fish, Black Scaled Sword, grass, unfinished pills, demonized cancer cells… none of these could be a match for that monster. Eventually, his mind settled on a talisman—the Purple Heaven Divine Thunder Talisman from the Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid Pot.
This talisman was used to protect the Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid from greedy monsters.
But now, it might become his strongest card.
“I need to quickly return to the containment facility.”
Chen Huaian pursed his lips, then finally looked back at the direction of Brocade River, before randomly finding a car to get in.
From here to the containment facility and considering the complex traffic conditions on the road, it would take at least an hour.
But there were helicopters at the containment facility, so he should be able to apply to Zhao Ying for permission to use one.
“Don’t die, Uncle Wuzzy Beard.”
“I’m waiting for you…”
…
At the same time, in the containment facility in Province C, in the Zero Containment Room.
Ba Ji sat cross-legged on Babybear’s belly, its paws stepping on Mr. Shrimp King, emitting demonic energy that immobilized both containment objects.
[Just when the boss left, you two can’t tell the difference between the king cards?]
Ba Ji snorted coldly. How dare this bear and shrimp attack it?
They truly didn’t know how to write the word “death.”
Don’t they know there’s bloodline suppression among demons?
And it happened to be one of the four strongest.
It had already beaten up this strawberry bear and dragon shrimp, but it rarely had such an opportunity under the boss’s oppression. Now the boss was gone, and who knew what was happening outside. Those idle surveillance watchers had all left. Wasn’t this a perfect chance to bond with a good friend?
But just as it was about to continue attacking.
“Pipipi~”
[Fish, don’t make strange noises. Don’t you see I’m administering justice?]
“Pipipipipi!”
[Shut up…]
Ba Ji turned its head to look at the windowsill, and its mind went blank.
A pair of snow-white, beautiful legs dangled down, covered in black stockings.
Looking up further…
emm, it was actually most of a fish body.
At this moment, Xiao Qing’s mouth opened and closed, staring with dead fish eyes, making “pipipi” sounds.
Feeling Ba Ji’s gaze, she jumped down from the windowsill, stretching her beautiful legs.
Ba Ji couldn’t appreciate this kind of exquisite leg, which belonged to the realm of humans.
It felt this transformation was far from perfect.
[Do you think you look good like this?]
Xiao Qing stared at Ba Ji, nodded, and spun around: “Pipipi?” [Is it not beautiful?]
Ba Ji’s mouth twitched: [In my opinion, your chances of becoming pickled fish have increased.]
Xiao Qing disagreed: “Pipipi!” [Humans love beautiful legs like this; the owner often stares at them in short videos and drools.]
[Forget it, if you think it is, then it is.] Ba Ji shook its head wearily.
Muttering to itself, it thought this generation of demons was hard to lead. Without a good appearance, how could these shallow humans be deceived? Not to mention, Chen Huaian wasn’t even an ordinary human; he was a super boss in human skin.
A shadow flickered in front of its eyes, and it glanced at Xiao Qing’s back, eyes widening.
In the flower pot, the Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid actually stood up on its roots.
Looking at the way it stretched its roots and branches, it seemed to be… yawning?
Although this plant’s rank was high, it couldn’t have become intelligent so quickly, right?
Plants becoming intelligent was millions of times harder than animals like Xiao Qing.
In the next second, something even more shocking happened.
The Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid rolled up its branches and pulled off the Purple Heaven Divine Thunder Talisman on the flower pot.
An opportunity!
A huge opportunity!
Ba Ji narrowed its eyes, legs shooting out, opening its mouth wide, and pouncing toward the Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid.
If it ate this spiritual plant, its power would surge, then…
Bam——!
A black shadow flashed.
Ba Ji flew back faster, smashing a five-meter-deep pit in the alloy wall, completely motionless.
Dragon Sniper and Strawberry Bear were even more terrified, lowering their heads trembling, heads not daring to lift up.
This smash wasn’t just on the black cat;
it crushed their dignity and hope!
Xiao Qing was also scared stiff, legs spread in an “eight,” dead fish eyes retreating step by step.
However, this intelligent orchid had no intention of harming her,
only holding the flower pot on her head, then whipping her fish tail with a branch, pointing outward.
“Pipipi?” [Are you taking me out?]
The centermost tenderest leaf of the orchid nodded.
“Pipipipipipi.” [But there’s a wall, we can’t get out.]
The Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid indicated for Xiao Qing to bring her to the wall.
With a ripple of space, a grass and a fish appeared outside the wall.
The strawberry bear and dragon shrimp inside the wall looked at the Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid strutting outside the glass window, showing a rustic expression.
Let’s go!!!
The Nine Transformations Spirit Orchid sat in the flower pot, flicking its branches and giving Xiao Qing’s butt another whip.
…
A moment later, a bizarre scene appeared on the streets of Heavenly Abode District.
A fat-headed fish with beautiful legs wearing black stockings was running wildly down the crowded street, carrying a flower pot with a talisman attached.
Their goal was clear, charging straight ahead,
heading towards Brocade River.
…
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Chapter 162

Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal?
My Virtual Immortal Girlfriend Came to Life from a Mobile Game, 不是,我电子女友咋修成剑仙了My name is Chen Huai’an, and I have cancer. I’m dying. Lately, I’ve become obsessed with a virtual girlfriend game. I top up my account to buy her cultivation techniques and magical artifacts. Even though I’ve emptied my wallet, I laugh like a fool. I always thought it was just a game—until one day, my virtual girlfriend sent me a pill. The next moment, the pill appeared in my hand… Am I… not going to die?!
My name is Li Qingran. My cultivation has been crippled, my spiritual roots dug out, and I’ve been expelled from my sect. I cower in a dilapidated hut, waiting to die. I thought my life was over—until I met a mysterious senior who never shows himself. This senior heals my wounds and helps me cultivate. I grow stronger and stronger, eventually becoming the most powerful sword cultivator in the Cangyun Realm. I’ve heard that the spiritual energy in Cangyun is depleting, the Dao is dim, and an immortal from another world plans to merge their soon-to-revive realm with ours. An age of chaos and opportunity is upon us. Even immortals may face death in this struggle. I scour the world for traces of this senior. I want to protect him—and become his Dao companion!!!