“Isn’t it just plain white…?”
[ ? ]
[ No, I didn’t mean to answer that ]
[ Huh? ]
[ Does something show on your white underwear? Hurry, tell us. ]
[ Whoa, this is like a serious chat now. ]
[ Let’s keep some boundaries. ]
[ White underwear expert here, white is the best. ]
[ Are you going to give away your bust-waist-hip measurements too? ]
[ What? What? What? ]
As Sua reminisced about the situation during the filming of ‘Joge Korea,’ she remembered measuring various dimensions while trying on swimsuits. Still, she was slightly worried about the accuracy of her memory.
Nevertheless, when she thought about it carefully, memories started to come back.
“The three measurements were 36, 24, 43… something like that.”
[ Huh? ]
[ That sounds more like a live-action porn star. ]
[ Are we talking about RP characters or something? ]
[ Maybe it’s the avatar’s measurements? ]
[ A real body can’t achieve that. ]
[ Mi-ho, don’t trust what they say. ]
[ Their avatars do have some impressive figures. ]
“No, I’m talking about the real body, not the avatar.”
Sua blurted it out without much thought, but it left a big impression.
[ Huh? ]
[ Really? ]
[ Really really? ]
[ Aren’t those model-level stats? ]
[ Not even most models reach those numbers. ]
[ I won’t believe it until I see it. ]
[ Mi-ho is already starting to lie. ]
[ The bot detected an inappropriate phrase. ]
“But it’s true. I did get quite a few compliments on my butt.”
[ MC, butt? What’s “buttpopularity”? ]
[ Is this a compliment from a guy? ]
[ Please say no. ]
[ Aaaaaah. ]
[ Does it mean a guy complimented you? ]
[ Was it a compliment from a guy?! ]
At this point, Sua was startled.
These people were extremely sensitive about anything related to guys.
But it was fine. Though not something to boast about, Sua had never experienced being with a man. She hadn’t even flirted with anyone, which was rather sad.
“… It wasn’t a guy, it was Shikarin.”
[ Coo! ]
[ Coo! ]
[ Wooo! ]
[ Dae Kaa Lin! ]
[ As expected, only Shikarin can observe butts correctly. ]
[ Damn, a Shikarin-approved butt! ]
“Aah, hold on a moment.”
Sua stood up briefly from her chair.
Maybe because the extreme tension had eased, now she felt sore all over. She decided some stretching was necessary.
“… Aaaahhhh.”
At that moment, the chat was flooded with incomprehensible symbols. They were mostly single exclamatory words like “WOW,” “OW,” “OH,” but they were difficult for Sua to understand, so she just let them pass.
As far as she could tell, the comments weren’t malicious.
【An anonymous user donated 3,000 won.】
【Pure and with such a great figure… I must say, you’ve grown up a lot… This is awkward.】
[ What? But I didn’t donate. ]
[ Weird, my thoughts turned into a donation. ]
[ Ow…My wallet hurts… ]
[ Actually, it does look like you’ve grown up a bit. ]
Sua tilted her head.
“What’s growing?”
[ N-N-N-N-NO! ]
[ Holy cow! ]
[ Ahhhh! ]
[ Heeeeek! ]
[ Run away! ]
[ Absolutely do NOT tell her! ]
[ It’s nothing… nothing at all. ]
“But unless you tell me specifically, I won’t understand. To be honest, I’ve been told that I’m clueless, so I can’t figure it out.”
[ It’s nothing. ]
[ It’s a secret. ]
[ Nope, nope, it’s better not to know. ]
[ The younger one shouldn’t know. ]
[ Only adults understand this stuff. ]
[ Shhh… ]
“But I’m an adult too.”
Sua found their responses strangely disappointing.
“… Didn’t we say we should be honest with each other? I told you exactly how things are, so this is pretty unfair, isn’t it?”
[ You’re too honest ]
[ Is she a virgin? ]
[ Are you really this clueless? ]
[ Is she a virgin? Is she? Is she? ]
[ Mi-ho, how many guys have you been with? ]
[ Is she genuinely clueless? ]
[ What? I’m confused too. ]
However, Sua was already offended. “Sua pizzed,” as they might call it. The sound of a soft “pfft” traveled through the microphone and reached the audience.
“…I’m not going to tell anything until you explain.”
[ Coo! ]
[ Wow! ]
[ Y-O-U-R E-A-G-E-R, Y-O-U-R E-A-G-E-R! ]
[ This girl is a real tease. ]
[ I feel like I’m growing… ]
[ The sound of her being upset is so cute. ]
[ Wow, I just want to tease her endlessly. ]
[ She’s upset and she sounds so damn charming. ]
[ Wow, even a nine-tailed fox can get upset, huh? ]
[ She’s alluring in a different way. ]
【A user donated 2,000 won.】
【I’ve seen 33 VTubers, but this stupid girl is the first. If this is a concept, it’s overdone, but if it’s reality, it’s pitiable.】
[ Get out. ]
[ Troll. ]
[ That troll. ]
[ Leave then, troll. ]
[ So, don’t watch if you don’t like. ]
[ Leave, asshole. ]
[ Watch something else then. ]
“I’m being genuine, not playing a dumb girl concept. After all, Sumi-ho means an outstanding nine-tailed fox, right? I’m trying very hard to seem smart…”
[ … ]
[ Is that really her trying to seem smart? ]
[ Young one… ]
[ Hmm… Is that what smart looks like… ]
[ No, that’s not it. ]
At that exact moment, as Sua unknowingly flared up.
【A user donated 30,000 won.】
【That’s it. Just do ‘NeoLive induction test’ already.】
[ Yes, right. ]
[ A NeoLive new member needs the induction anyway. ]
[ Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! ]
[ I forgot about that. ]
[ Let’s do it now. Go go go! ]
[ It might be a record-setting day. ]
[ Let’s see if she’s smart or not. ]
“Why? What is this NeoLive initiation test?”
[ IQ test ]
[ IQ test. ]
[ Let me explain: NeoLive is a place for animal VTubers who have a tradition of taking IQ tests during initiation. They test to prove their brain isn’t animal-level, despite their appearances. By the way, the first-place record holder is Doraphin, who’s a dolphin, which explains the high score. ]
[ What the hell is this? ]
[ Is the chat dominated by this one person? ]
[ Get out, troll. ]
[ Wow, long-form flood alert. ]
Nevertheless, Sua understood thanks to the long chat message.
So there’s an initiation ritual for animal-themed VTubers. At the same time, she felt a bit competitive. Showcasing her intelligence to take first place might not be bad.
…NeoLive requested the most endearing and innocent performances, but Sua had already forgotten about that.
Alright, let’s start immediately. Sua’s Challenge!
“Hm.”
However, the first hurdle appeared right away.
[ Please enter a nickname. ]
Actually, Sua didn’t think this was much of a challenge. All she had to do was input “Sumi-ho,” right? So she was about to start with that…
[ Let’s see where our junior stands. ]
[ Will she come up with something creative and funny? ]
[ No way she’s just going to use ‘Sumi-ho’. ]
The problem was the vibe.
When Sua typed “Sumi-ho,”
[ Ugh ]
[ So boring. ]
[ Really no vibes at all. ]
[ What the heck is this? ]
[ This is so lame. ]
[ Our junior already plays it too safe. ]
[ Is this really okay, junior? ]
Suddenly, the audience seemed to turn on her.
Of course, this was all part of the playful banter between VTubers and their fans, a bit like WWE. Light-hearted jokes, but Sua didn’t know that. Thinking they were truly upset, she trembled with fear.
‘What? Is this wrong?’
Sua hesitantly spoke.
“I’m not really good at making people laugh…”
[ Doraphin used a shotgun for her nickname. ]
[ Shikarin smashed the keyboard with her head. ]
[ Yeah, that’s right. Shikarin was hilarious. ]
[ Ha ha ha ha, Shikarin! ]
“…Smashed the keyboard with your head? Why?”
[ Deer ]
[ Deer, remember? ]
[ She hit the keyboard to create her nickname using her antlers. ]
[ Is this our junior not knowing about a master’s achievements? ]
[ Ah, that Shikarin was insane back then! ]
Sua realized anew that Shikarin hadn’t just easily earned her success. She had worked hard for it…
【A user donated 100,000 won.】
【Mi-ho, let’s press the keys with your tail! Go go!】
[ Whoa, someone just dropped a big one. ]
[ Wow, that’s a lot! ]
[ Tail-pressing for nicknames lol ]
[ Hahahaha, butt-slamming keyboards? ]
[ Hahahaha, they all lost their minds. ]
[ Crazy people, what are we asking a junior to do? ]
[ Shikarin-approved butts, lol. ]
[ Let’s have that butt prove its worth! ]
After that, Sua went quiet.
Maybe the prolonged silence?
The audience began to feel worried.
[ Agh, you guys made Mi-ho leave. ]
[ Is this not the angry-quit pattern? ]
[ Another VTuber we’re going to make cry… ]
[ We should’ve been more lenient. ]
[ She seems so pure, though. ]
[ Usually, they’d play around a bit, right? ]
[ Save her, you crazy people! ]
But then…
Right then.
Crash… Crash…
Something was pressing against the keyboard. As if something massive was pressing buttons, the IQ test window disappeared. But it wasn’t pressed with the mouse.
[ Huh? ]
[ ????? ]
[ Huh???? ]
[ What is this? ]
[ You’re actually doing it, right? ]
[ Is this what I think it is? ]
[ ???? ]
Crash… Crash…
It was clear that something big was pressing down on the keyboard. Various windows popped up on the screen as evidence.
“Ah, this is difficult. The keyboard is smaller than I expected…”
Crash… Crash…
“Ah, just a moment. It’s working if I press very gently.”
Crash… Crash…
It was a strange event.
[ Woah ]
[ Woah… ]
[ Whoa ]
[ Whoa! ]
[ What the hell! ]
[ Woah! ]
[ Holy cow! ]
[ Huh! ]
[ Oh… ]
[ Oh… ]
As the chat slowed down…
[ 71,000 viewers ]
The number of viewers instead kept climbing, now at 70,000.
