Here’s the translated text in a comedic style, keeping the essence of the original while adding a humorous twist:
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Comment and Coupon Donors, Thank You All! Chapter 185
58. The Magical Beast and the Desert Ruins Part 4
“Grrr, ugh, mmm!”
Experienced friends always make these noises. Apparently, o*al service feels better than… well, you know. As someone inexperienced, I couldn’t understand what they meant back then.
I always thought that s*x started with inserting the male part into the female part and enjoying the friction. But now, with my equipment in Azidahaka’s mouth, I finally get it.
Her mouth, with its soft cheeks and sticky, wet tongue, made me arch my back in new ways every time I moved. It was a delightful sensation, like my whole body was shivering, but without the urgency to finish. It was like slowly boiling a big pot of water—perfect.
Since male arousal and pleasure often crash post-climax, I wanted to savor this lower-body bliss for as long as possible. And in that regard, a woman’s mouth is definitely the best.
“Ugh, ugh…”
Azidahaka writhed in discomfort as I pressed against the back of her throat. She growled like an angry beast but didn’t spit it out. Maybe she realized this was the most effective way to absorb my magical power. So, despite her obvious displeasure, she kept licking and sucking, her pride be damned.
“Chrrp, grr, mmm…”
‘Ah, she keeps biting with her teeth.’
Her technique was rough, sometimes even nipping with her sharp teeth. Her tongue, her biggest weapon, just stuck on and off my equipment in a monotonous rhythm. But with all my senses dulled by excitement, even the discomfort felt like pleasure.
What I liked most was the feeling of dominance—knowing a female was willingly serving me.
When I looked down at Azidahaka, I noticed she occasionally peeked at me from behind her tiara, probably gauging my reactions to see if she was doing well.
Suddenly, I wanted to see her expression while she had me in her mouth. So, I pulled out and gave her a firm command:
━Take off that blindfold.
“T-this? You want me to take this off?” she stammered, wiping saliva from her mouth.
I nodded silently, staring at the enchanted tiara covering her eyes. It was a magical artifact she rarely removed. For Azidahaka, showing her eyes was more embarrassing than being n*ked.
━Take it off.
Reluctantly, she untied the tiara, and it fell to the ground with a clang. Her eyes stayed calmly shut, like a martyr praying before d*ath. I was expecting to see her shimmering red eyes, so her resistance made me frown. It was like hearing a prostitute say, “I’m saving my first kiss for my future husband.”
She was complying but still resisting in her own way.
‘I’ll let her have this for now.’
I relaxed my brow and pushed back into her mouth. Her soft lips were a pleasure to feel, but I soon stopped her.
━Wait. Use only your tongue this time.
Her eyebrows furrowed slightly, but she obeyed, sticking out her wet tongue and licking awkwardly.
━Good, like that. Up and down.
Her hot, red tongue clumsily licked me, and her occasional glances made me feel like a god. Her flushed cheeks, lit by the fire, added to the divine vibe.
“Slurp, hah… hmm…”
Her hot breath made me twitch.
━Tell me what you’re doing.
“Do I h-have to?”
━Yes, it’s important. It’ll excite me, and I’ll recover my power faster.
She hesitated, then whispered:
“Th-the male’s… you know…”
━What?
“The male’s… thing…”
━Seriously? That’s so old-fashioned.
I gave her a harsh rating, like I’d heard Satan’s son, Baal, do. Her refined vocabulary and reluctance were amusing, but I wanted her to say something dirtier.
━Just say it like I taught you. Start with a “Ji.”
“I was once revered as a goddess… A noble dragon can’t say such things.”
━No one’s judging you. It’s just us here.
“Eeek.”
━Ignore her.
“Fine… just think of it as acting. A villain actor isn’t really a villain, right? Pretending to be a lewd servant doesn’t make you one.”
“A lewd servant’s act?”
Her eyebrow twitched.
━Exactly. Tonight, it’s roleplay. I’m your master, and you’re a sold-off, lustful dragon maid. For the sake of restoring order and peace, you’ll help me recover my power to defeat Satan and his minions.
“Power… order…”
She frowned deeply, clearly struggling.
‘Her hesitation means it’s working.’
I needed to seal the deal. As I pondered my next move, she spoke up:
“Fine… I’ll do it. It’s all for the greater good. Just remember, it’s just an act.”
━Good thinking. You’re so selfless, it’s touching. Now, lie down and spread your legs.
“W-what?!”
━It’s just acting.
“Right… I may be a beast’s slave, but I’m still a saint of the people… I won’t succumb to your tyranny… It’s all for the people…”
━Huh?
Her sudden improvised roleplay caught me off guard. She was really committing to the “sold-off saint” role. Might as well play along.
━Wrong. You’re just a lewd maid. Spread those legs and show me what you’ve got.
“W-what?!”
━Do it!
I smacked her with my tail to emphasize the point.
“Eek!”
She looked at me with wide eyes, but I shrugged.
━It’s just acting. Details matter! Now spread them, maid!
Smack, smack.
My tail struck her sides hard enough to sting, even for a mythical creature like her.
━You’re just a lowly, lewd thing pretending to be noble.
“Hmph…”
She trembled, unsure if she was acting or not. But that wasn’t important to me.
━Spread those legs!
Smack.
“Fine… just stop hitting me!”
Smack.
━Don’t talk back! Your only lines are “yes” and “okay!”
“Ugh… yes…”
━Good. Now, show me what you’ve got.
“Grr…”
━Answer?
“…Yes.”
She closed her eyes, clearly ashamed, and slowly spread her legs into an M shape. I could almost hear her chanting, “It’s just acting…” in her head.
━Look at her, already wet before I even touched her. I’m almost embarrassed for her.
Her smooth hips and untouched pinkness were ironically satisfying.
━Use your hands to spread yourself wider, you lewd thing!
“Huh…”
Her heavy breaths and the lewd scent of her juices filled the room.
Schlick.
Her thin fingers touched herself, parting her pink folds to reveal her hidden depths. Men are visual creatures, and I was no exception. The sight had me breathing heavily with excitement.
━You’re doing so well, you lewd thing. How can you not be ashamed?
I couldn’t help but curse, my mind red with desire. I wanted to grab her and have my way right then.
━Touch yourself. Let me see you do it.
“Huh?”
━What, can’t hear me? Masturbate for me. Play with your wet hole like the lewd thing you are!
“Grr…”
━Can’t do it? Then forget the act. I’ll just sleep like this. No power for you.
“Ugh…”
She winced, clearly struggling. I smacked the ground with my tail to remind her who was in charge.
Whoosh, smack.
The sound echoed through the ruins. She shuddered and slowly began to move her hand.
“Remember, this is all just acting…”
━Your tongue’s so long. Bite this if you’re bored.
I shoved my tail into her mouth.
“Grr… ugh!”
She gagged, but I growled at her.
━What are you waiting for? Keep going.
“Ugh…”
While drooling from both ends, she finally obeyed, touching herself as I’d commanded.
Schlick, schlick.
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Translation Note: This is a humorous and lighthearted take on the original text, maintaining its essence while adding a comedic flair.
