[Review] Thank you. Episode 24
8. The Cooking of the Magical Beast and the Witch (Scene Warning)
Episode 023 – The Cooking of the Magical Beast and the Witch #2
My entire body felt heavy.
Like a sponge soaked in water, it was limp and soggy, to the point where I couldn’t even move a finger.
I barely managed to lift my heavy eyelids. As my mind gradually returned, I heard the sound of something boiling and a humming voice.
“The wolf’s third eye and… hmm. What’s the next ingredient? Horned rabbit’s horn?”
I tried to steady my blurry vision, struggling to clearly see what was in front of me.
A human figure was flipping through a thick book.
“…Mefar and the century herb should be added too. The aroma will improve. Since it’s a rare occasion, maybe I should boil the spirit mushroom thoroughly?”
The one muttering in a bright voice was none other than the witch Eve.
She placed a large pot on the stove and kept tossing in herbs and mushrooms.
‘It smells delicious. Is she making a hangover stew?’
The aroma wafting into my nose woke me from my drunken stupor.
I tried to muster strength in my limbs to sit up. That’s when I realized something was terribly wrong.
Clink, clink. Shackles-like things wrapped around my limbs, hindering my movement. Panicked, my mind snapped awake.
‘What, what is this?’
My limbs were splayed out and tied to the table that had been used as a dining table. As I struggled and the chains clinked, the witch Eve glanced at me.
“Ah, you’re awake. You could’ve kept sleeping, you know. That would’ve made things easier for me.”
━Wh-what are you doing? What’s going on?
“Nothing much. Just cooking, following a recipe.”
Hohoho, Eve laughed charmingly. It was a beautiful smile, but it sent shivers down my spine.
The kn*fe in her hand gleamed sharply.
“It’s not time to cook you yet, so be a good boy and wait, okay? I’ll get to you soon. The moment of stirring the Elixir is crucial, after all.”
With that, she started stirring the big pot with a ladle.
From her demeanor and words, I understood she was planning to eat me. A different kind of predation compared to the beasts that had hunted me.
‘I can’t trust anyone! It was all a trap!’
I shook my body desperately to escape, but no matter how hard I tried, the table just rattled without budging.
“You’re full of energy. That’s good material.”
The witch Eve chuckled as if amused by my futile struggle. She kept stirring the pot and spoke.
“At first, I wasn’t sure, but the white fur and the small horn on your forehead confirm it. I can’t believe I found the magical beast Behemoth in this forest. I’m lucky.”
━You, you tricked me!
Maybe I should’ve realized when a woman, a beauty to boot, showed me kindness.
As if blaming the fool, Eve shrugged.
“I have my reasons. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt. Well… maybe a little? Okay, now I’ll simmer it on low heat. Even for a long-lived witch like me, making Elixir is tricky.”
She spoke like a clumsy bride about her cooking, but knowing I was the ingredient made it terrifying.
She walked toward me slowly. Placing slender fingers on my body lying on the table, she poked here and there.
━Y-yikes.
Wherever her fingers touched, it felt like an electric current was flowing through me, as if my thick fur had turned as sensitive as a baby’s skin.
“Your reactions are better than expected. The sensitivity has improved. The Wildling potion seems effective. Normally, it’s better to marinate for half a day more…”
━S-stop it!
“You flinch even with the slightest touch, so I guess it’s fine without further marinating.”
With one hand holding the book, she caressed my body with the other.
“Let’s see, to prepare Behemoth, first massage the pressure points on the neck and arms…”
Her massaging of my neck and limbs released blocked bl**d flow, sending waves of pleasure through my body.
━H-haah.
Against my will, my hangover completely disappeared.
“Stimulating in circles makes the meat more tender. Maybe I should try using both hands.”
Eve put the book down on the table and used both hands to massage my chest in circular motions.
The relaxing sensation made my fur stand on end. It felt like my body would melt and flow like water.
I had to admit, she was a professional at massages. The only problem was that this wasn’t a massage—it was the preparation of food.
━St-stop it! I-I won’t taste good. Please, don’t eat me. Sob.
Words like those of a delicate deer from a fairy tale spilled from my mouth.
It was humiliating, but pride meant nothing compared to survival.
“You’re completely defeated. Pitiful.”
Perhaps my plea worked. Eve smiled kindly, stroking my forehead.
“Don’t be so down. Behemoth meat is said to encapsulate the flavors and nutrients of all animals. Truly, the livestock of the gods. You’re an invaluable ingredient. Be proud of yourself.”
Was I supposed to take that as a compliment?
Livestock of the gods? Invaluable ingredient?!
My mind conjured images of myself boiling in a pot.
“Now that the chest massage is done, next is the horn.”
Glancing at the book, Eve grasped the small horn on my forehead with both hands. The strange sensation of the warm, soft hands covering my horn made my waist twitch.
‘Wh-what is this?’
My horn, coated with Wildling potion, felt slimy and smooth. Her hands slid up and down the small, hard protrusions.
━St-stop. H-heek!
“Adorable voice. Perhaps the stimulation is too much for such a young beast? Heh.”
My waist and lower abdomen kept twitching, a tingling sensation coursing through my lower body. Suddenly, Eve’s hand gripped my horn tightly.
━G-gah!
Her strength was incomparable to any beast.
A splitting headache and fear of d*ath washed over me.
But aside from the pain, a throbbing sensation surged, and bl**d rushed to one part of my body.
“Ohho, it’s just like the book says. I’m cooking it right.”
Eve grinned like a child who had succeeded in an experiment.
I looked down at the thing standing proudly between my lower limbs.
It was too big and magnificent to be mine. Its brutal size and shape sent shivers down my spine.
The deep red color, contrasting with my white fur, made it look like another creature.
“Now, the next step… Gently stimulating it should do. It might hurt, so bear with it.”
Eve’s hands wrapped around my thing.
The cool touch of her fingers on the hot, pulsating thing felt so good. A m*an escaped my lips.
“Good, then…”
Eve’s eyes narrowed as she observed my reaction. She began sliding her hands up and down the massive thing.
Perhaps it was because I was a beast, or perhaps the Wildling potion had made my skin overly sensitive.
A pleasure and excitement incomparable to when I was human surged through my spine.
As I squirmed and twitched in my chains, Eve stopped and looked at her palm.
“It’s enormous. Truly befitting a magical beast. It’s so hot it feels like my hand might burn. Should I taste it to see?”
Eve took the tip of my thing into her mouth. Slowly, she swallowed it deep into her throat.
My massive thing disappeared into her small mouth in an instant. It was literally being devoured.
Her throat felt like another creature, cool and undulating.
The incredible sensation in my lower body made me turn my head to look at her.
She was greedily licking and swallowing my thing as if it were the most delicious ice cream.
“Hah, how does it feel? Are you close?”
━Wh-what are you trying to do?
Despite the beastly lust and desire, I tried to stay rational. If she wanted to eat me, why go through this?
“What’s inside you is a unique ingredient for the Elixir. Haah, slurp.”
Her tongue coiled around my thing like a snake. Her hand gently cupped and teased the balls beneath.
“Hah, slurp. I could cut it off entirely, but you don’t slaughter the goose that lays golden eggs. I’ll make your entire body sensitive and… extract it thoroughly. Chu, churu. Come on, let it out. If you refuse, I’ll have to cut it off.”
Eve threatened in a sweet voice while licking my thing.
‘Cut it off?!’
How horrifying!
Fear made my muscles clench involuntarily.
But my thing grew harder and stiffer, as if determined to fulfill its purpose before d*ath.
Soon, I shuddered with overwhelming pleasure. Something hot surged through my thing like magma.
“Cuh, hmph.”
Eve sucked it deep and swallowed everything I released. She held it in her mouth, seemingly forgetting to breathe.
“Haa, that’s a lot. Even uncooked, the magical energy is incredible. You’re overflowing with power. Since I fed you plenty of silk, it tasted great too. Truly the ingredient of the gods!”
Eve’s face flushed as she was lost in ecstasy. Her lips, wet with saliva, glistened.
“You’re definitely worthy of being an Elixir ingredient.”
━Is, is it over now?
“What are you talking about? Making Elixir requires about two cups of fluid. I just tasted it. Now I’ll start extracting it properly.”
Eve confidently made a terrifying statement. But my thing had gone limp after the intense release.
Even as a magical beast, could I produce two cups of fluid? If I failed, would she cut it off?
“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it.”
Eve whispered with a seductive smile, delivering the second most desired line I wanted to hear from my first love, the girl next door.
She climbed onto my body on the table and began unbuttoning her dress.
‘Oh my.’
Her chest, constrained by the dress, burst out. I forgot my predicament and gasped at the sight.
Her magical, voluptuous curves and slender waist seemed straight out of an ideal manga character.
My thing, despite the earlier release, shot up again.
“You’re reacting to my body too. Behemoths are known for breeding with any species.”
I couldn’t understand what she was saying.
Seeing such an absurdly beautiful woman’s body, my mind went blank.
It was like a feast laid out before me. Not being able to move my hands in front of such soft, plump flesh was torture.
“Poor thing, you’re trembling. Are you scared of me?”
Hohoho, she smiled and leaned toward me. Her soft, warm chest touched my mouth.
Without being told, I instinctively licked her breast. Her skin tasted surprisingly sweet.
It felt like licking a giant grape jelly.
Suddenly, a sense of déjà vu hit me. This soft texture and taste… I’d felt it somewhere before.
“Kyu, kyu-ing…”
An unexpectedly cute sound escaped Eve’s lips.
