Chapter 27: Giant or Flat

Chapter 27: Giant or Flat

“I want to wander around this city! How about I be your tour guide? I’m super familiar with Bield City, and I can show you around in no time!”

Yin was eager to take these two guests on a stroll. Since they were guests of the City Lord, it was only natural to treat them well!

“No, thanks. We just want to casually explore the city, so we don’t need a guide. It’s really no trouble for you. Let’s go, Yake.”

Aierjisi tugged at Yake’s arm as they set off.

“Hey, wait a sec! Don’t be so heartless! You’re the City Lord’s guests, and I want to do my best to treat you well! Please let me show you around!”

Yin quickly stepped in front of them, insisting on being their tour guide.

“Ugh… Yake, what do you think? Should we let her show us around?”

The Little Princess let out a helpless sigh. This woman was so annoying! She had clearly said no, so why was she still pursuing them? Too embarrassed to say, “Excuse me, I dislike you, please get lost,” she turned to Yake for help in rejecting this bothersome woman.

“Ah? If that’s the case, then I’ll trouble you, Miss Yin.”

Yake thought it over. With her being so enthusiastic, it would be rude to refuse her. He reluctantly agreed.

“Hey…”

“I’m really sorry, just please endure it for a bit. I know you don’t like her.”

Yake was aware that the Little Princess was unhappy with his response, but he had no choice. He quietly encouraged her to endure it for now.

“Hmph. Fine, but I’ll teach you a lesson when we get back tonight.”

Though Aierjisi was angry, she couldn’t just lash out at Yake, this clueless guy. How dare he agree to another woman’s request when he already had someone? No wonder he was still single. Hmph!

“Alright! First stop, this street right here has the most clothing stores in all of Bield City. You can find all sorts of strange and fabulous outfits! So if you two want to buy some clothes, this is the perfect place!”

Yin proudly introduced the clothing street to them.

“Well, clothes aren’t really my interest. But Aier does want to buy a few new outfits.”

“I do not! I don’t want anything, stop talking nonsense!”

Before Yake even finished speaking, the Little Princess fiercely rebutted him.

“Oh come on! It’s totally normal for a girl to want some cute new clothes! You don’t need to be shy! But with your figure, you might only find something in a children’s store.”

Yin squinted at Aierjisi, noting her underdeveloped stature. Aierjisi was a flat pancake at her age—so disappointing! Some girls developed late, but the age of development pretty much set the final size.

“What are you staring at…?”

Aierjisi felt uncomfortable under Yin’s gaze and quickly crossed her arms, feeling that Yin was looking at her chest!

“Oh, nothing! Just thinking that Miss Aierjisi’s flat chest is quite nice. Unlike me, who developed too early and now has to live with these heavy dumplings on my chest that make my neck ache.”

*Crack…*

After hearing Yin’s comment, Aierjisi turned completely to stone, shattering into a million pieces.

“Aier? Aier?”

Even Yake, the oblivious one, noticed that Yin’s earlier words seemed like a jab at Aierjisi’s flatness.

“Well… having big breasts can be a burden, you know? I’m really grateful my chest is flat! During battles, I won’t get dragged down by huge breasts, and that’s just fantastic.”

“Aier?”

Hearing the Little Princess delivering a counterattack, Yake turned his gaze to her.

“Though in battle, that’s not a problem. Most enemies aren’t a challenge for me, and they often get taken out before they even get close.”

“Hm? Is that right? But having such big breasts must be tough when looking at documents—you probably need to hold them up to see! That’s just so unfortunate!”

“Not at all! Besides, I don’t even need to look at documents; the City Lord handles all the paperwork. I just need to follow the City Lord’s orders and fight!”

Watching the intense sparks flying between Aierjisi and Yin, Yake quickly jumped in to stop the verbal clash.

“Can you two please calm down? Whether large or flat, there are people out there for everyone. So really, there’s no need to argue over this!”

“Then, Yake, which side are you on? Big or flat?”

The Little Princess threw Yake a deadly question at that moment, leaving him dumbfounded.

“Is that even a question? Of course, it’s the big side, right, Mr. Yake? No man in the world dislikes big breasts. I mean, who would prefer flat ones?”

“Is it really like that? There are many people and things you don’t know about in this world, you know. Yake, tell that woman your answer! Shout it out loud!”

“I…”

Yake glanced left and right; on his left, the Little Princess was staring at him, and on his right, Yin was doing the same.

This is too hard to decide!

“Forget it, let’s not continue to put Mr. Yake on the spot. Miss Aierjisi wanted to buy clothes, right? Let’s go! I’ll take you to a highly-rated children’s clothing store where you can surely find something fitting. And you too, Mr. Yake, since you have this rare opportunity to buy clothes for free, don’t waste it. You need to prepare good outfits for the journey ahead. Don’t worry, I’ll pick out some handsome outfits for you and show off your cool side!”

Yin grabbed Yake with her left hand and Aierjisi with her right, dragging them off to shop for clothes.