Chapter 293 – Cheating in the Mountains, Pretend Mountain PY Trading (Part 3)
According to Jiang Pengji’s senses, she naturally knew early on that two people had come to the “mountain stream” resting beneath the artificial mountain.
However, at first, they seemed quite proper. Perhaps they were just a couple in love, stealing a moment to express their feelings.
She was very confident in her hiding skills, certain that she wouldn’t reveal her presence and scare off these lovebirds.
She was pure-hearted, but alas, the old driver was skilled, accelerating unexpectedly and catching her off guard.
Below, without a word, the pair eagerly embraced, shedding each other’s garments in a frenzy—piece by piece, they tore them off. Before long, they were at third base, their movements fierce, and the woman’s jewelry clinked against the artificial mountain wall, making a soft chime.
Jiang Pengji stood frozen in shock while the audience in the live stream clamored to witness the live version.
【Orange-Flavored Chicken Leg】: Waaahhh—Host, can you adjust the camera angle? We can only hear sounds and can’t see anything! It feels so weird; a great live stream should have both audio and visual delights!
【Old Driver Alliance】: This car came out of nowhere! Even as an experienced driver, I nearly drifted off the road in the mountain curves.
Jiang Pengji quickly composed herself, neither responding to the audience’s requests nor leaving her spot.
Thus, the pair of lovebirds, caught in the moment, were completely unaware of Jiang Pengji lying halfway on the path provided by the artificial mountain, along with a thousand spectators.
Jiang Pengji felt deeply that although she wasn’t the “grim reaper elementary school student” known to the audience—someone who brought death with her presence—she shared a little in common with that reputation. It seemed she encountered amusing situations wherever she went, even stumbling upon these lovebirds in action.
【Host V】: The Dongqing royal family is really in turmoil! The Emperor is stealing ministers’ wives and my concubine, while young men are stealing each other’s future wives right under the guise of an evaluation. They aren’t afraid of getting caught!
The audience in the live stream stared blankly at the barrage of comments.
【Orange-Flavored Chicken Leg】: #Disdained, Host, are you secretly watching? Otherwise, how would you know who the couple down there is?
Jiang Pengji rolled her eyes silently. She hadn’t intended to steal the spotlight.
But the audience couldn’t keep up with her train of thought, forcing her to cater to their curiosity.
【Host V】: From the sounds, the man has met me a few times and will soon become my brother-in-law—Wu Ma Jun.
The audience’s expressions twisted in disbelief—wait, Wu Ma Jun… How bold to wear the green hat in front of the host!
Jiang Pengji sent another message.
【Host V】: The woman is from the Northern Border. How could I tell? Because Wu Ma Jun just tore her dress; the sound of the fabric ripping isn’t from ordinary silk. It’s special fabric reserved for a few noble families in the Northern Border… I once read about this in a “wild history” collection, where the author, bored out of his mind, recorded the differences in the sounds of tearing various materials… And with all that vigorous action, the sounds of her jewelry clanging against the stone wall revealed its superior quality…
With the woman’s clothing pulled off entirely, the sound was intense, and her pearls and jewels scattered everywhere. Jiang Pengji could deduce how much jewelry had fallen and its quality simply from the sounds, and given the recent influx of Northern Border crowd in Dongqing, their identities became apparent.
【Old Driver Alliance】: I don’t know whether to praise the host’s keen hearing or wonder if she’s seen too much… Seems like she knows everything.
While they were busy getting it on, she could discern so many irrelevant details.
With a cold expression, it felt like she and the host lived in entirely separate worlds.
Oh wait, they indeed belonged to different worlds.
Though she was earwitnessing a vibrant scene from a close distance, Jiang Pengji maintained her normal demeanor, her gaze clear. She wasn’t at all affected by the couple’s antics, while some old drivers in the live stream, merely listening to the sounds, were already summoning their five-fingered ladies.
To the audience, Jiang Pengji seemed too indifferent, but to her, it was just another day.
A well-trained genetic warrior should be able to control her physiological reactions; if not, maybe she should exit the genetic warrior ranks altogether.
After a short while, the pair finally caught their breath, ending their playful escapade.
At this point, a viewer shouted out, asking Jiang Pengji.
【Your Call Has Been Disconnected】: Host, after getting a free show, don’t you have any comments?
【Host V】: Trash.
Looking at those brief two words, many seasoned viewers sported knowing smiles.
The pair below calmed down, then quietly began dressing again.
“Your Highness, An Yina will remember what happened today.”
Your Highness?
Haha, so it really is Wu Ma Jun.
Jiang Pengji listened with a cold smile. One was the fourth prince of Dongqing, and the other was a Northern Border princess about to become the second imperial consort. For them to sneak away to this artificial mountain on such a special day was quite something… What did that fourth prince aim to do?
Wu Ma Jun, having sobered up from the earlier excitement, spoke with a still slightly hoarse voice.
“Are you really planning to marry my second brother? He can’t give you the honor you deserve,” he said disdainfully.
Princess An Yina of the Northern Border let out a soft sigh and replied, “My father wants me to marry your second brother, and so I must. What woman in this world isn’t subjected to such fate? We’re all pitiful beings without a choice. Being able to give my pure body to you, I already have no regrets.”
Jiang Pengji curled her lips.
This Princess An Yina was quite the performer, launching straight into her lofty claims without a script.
“Your Highness, let’s acknowledge the truth. From now on, I will be your second sister-in-law, and we won’t have to sneak around anymore. If someone discovers us, they might think the Northern Border harbors ill intentions towards Dongqing, and our marriage would just be a facade. We would become sinners of two nations.”
Jiang Pengji originally thought this princess was exceptional.
Now, upon meeting her, it was indeed true: sometimes hearing the “sound” wasn’t as good as catching the “name.”
Ultimately, it was still about weaving between different men, manipulating power.
The Northern Border let this princess create discord between the second prince and the Zhenbei Duke’s household, heightening tensions between the Emperor and the princes, ideally throwing Dongqing into chaos. Little did they expect that before this princess even got married, she had already caused a rift between the two princes.
By all accounts, Wu Ma Jun was ambitious. Though young, he liked to make calculated moves, unlike a mindless pig. How could he easily fall into Princess An Yina’s trap and believe her overly emotional act?
She furrowed her brow, forgetting that many men regarded women as subordinates and possessions. Whose words were “long hair, short sight” really applying to here?
Princess An Yina was too skilled in theatrics, while Wu Ma Jun was too overconfident.
The playboy thought he’d captured a sincere young heart but had already fallen into the spiderweb of a black widow… Tsk, so foolish.
