Chapter 455

Chapter 455

Can’t a strategist ascend the throne? Side Story Side Story Seven (1)

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Can’t a Strategist Ascend the Throne?

Chapter 455 Side Story Seven (1)

[History Section] [Hot] [Is anyone here to discuss what the figures from Emperor Taizu’s era of Da Yong could do if they came to the modern age?]

Content as per title.

[1st Floor] Yanyan’s Light


Before clicking in, seeing the words “Da Yong” made my eyelids twitch.

[2nd Floor] Then Let’s Dig Up Wang Can’s Tomb


Seeing “Emperor Taizu’s era” made my heart skip a beat.

[3rd Floor] Long Live Emperor Wu


Seeing “Content as per title,” I started to think this post might be heading for big trouble.

[4th Floor] Your Big Sister is Still Your Big Sister


Laughing to death, after four consecutive forum posts with strange situations, the words “Da Yong” now carry a lot of weight.

[5th Floor] Cola Without Ice


OP, maybe you should explain your topic a bit more?


I’m afraid there might be a misunderstanding in reading comprehension.

[6th Floor] OP


Just a normal chat, it’s just…


There are so many time-travel novels now, many write about going to Emperor Taizu’s era to meet idols and build things, like clear-headed but foolish college students whose thoughts Emperor Taizu can hear, knowing about future developments and taking out Zhong Hui first, or bringing generators to the end of the Han dynasty to join Emperor Taizu and kickstart the industrial revolution early. But there are few about people from the Da Yong era coming to the modern age, so I wanted to see everyone’s ideas.

[7th Floor] Zhaozhao


Thank goodness the OP didn’t include obscure titles like Cao Zhi or Wang Yuanji.

[8th Floor] Steel Helmet and Iron Armor


Why drag me out to whip the corpse again…

[9th Floor] First in Line for Gossip


The ID above… no need, no need.

[10th Floor] Yam and Pork Rib Soup


Actually, if I remember correctly, there are reverse time-travel stories.


I saw two the other day, let me find them.

[11th Floor] Seven Steps to a Poem


Blind guess, there’s the one about the nursing home.

[12th Floor] Governor of Bingzhou


Hahahaha that one has been recommended a lot recently, but the ideas are really hilarious.

[13th Floor] No Hot Pot for Me


What what?


I just finished studying the history of Emperor Taizu’s era, I can check this out.

[14th Floor] Governor of Bingzhou


It’s about a group from Da Yong coming to the modern age to open a nursing home.


The floor above will introduce it, I won’t say more, waiting for her to type.

[15th Floor] No Hot Pot for Me


Sitting obediently.

[16th Floor] Yam and Pork Rib Soup


Here I come.


One is “You Call This a Nursing Home?”


It’s about the Da Yong group coming to the modern age, under His Majesty’s command, Mi Zhu and others used live streaming to accumulate their first pot of gold and opened a nursing home, directly located in the mountains, covering a vast area.


The nursing home restricts entry to those over 20, and the staff are all hidden talents.


Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing serve as traditional Chinese medicine doctors, Yao Chang as a forest wellness instructor, Cheng Yu as a hypnotist, Xi Zhicai and others as nutritionists, and even psychological therapists like Sister Qiong, even aroma therapists (Xun Yu: …).


As for the nursing home director, of course, it’s our Emperor Taizu.

[17th Floor] Victory Coins Complete


Sure enough, clicking in I see this one.


Even has swimming, skiing, horseback riding, and fitness programs (facepalm)


Mainly to give the generals a place to shine.


Thanks to the author, writing about generals in their prime.

[18th Floor] Fengxiao’s Hangover Cure


Hahahaha why did you add that last sentence?


(Also thanks to the author for writing about the civil officials in their twenties and thirties)

[19th Floor] Farewell My Concubine


If people don’t lust, what do they lust for (dog head)


Such straightforward matters.

[20th Floor] Cute Without Brains


Laughing to death, if it were really such a nursing home…


I would really dare to move in at twenty.

[21st Floor] Yam and Pork Rib Soup


There are also book bloggers and radio broadcasters sharing stories daily, inheriting the fine tradition of the Leping Monthly Report.


And Wang Can and Zhaoji jointly manage a public account for promotion.


Mainly to earn enough for everyone’s meals while lying flat.

[22nd Floor] Burning the Three Hans


Good, the stereotype of Da Yong court officials being health-conscious remains unbroken.

[23rd Floor] Governor of Bingzhou


No problem!


Reasonably speaking, compared to the officials and emperors of the Han dynasty, starting from Da Yong, they really lived longer.


Especially Xi Zhicai, who in his early years drank and stayed up late without fail, started health preservation in Leping and lived to seventy, which sounds like a miracle.

[24th Floor] Excavator


So why are we staying up late browsing the forum while envying their longevity?

[25th Floor] Cola Without Ice


Shut up, you!!

[26th Floor] Want to Stick Close to Emperor Qiao Today


If Emperor Taizu were the director of this nursing home, I would immediately start a zen-like health preservation.


But he’s not here (shy)

[27th Floor] Dream of Holding the Sun


Wait, can I ask a question, why is Cheng Yu a hypnotist?

[28th Floor] Ah Heng’s True Beauty


It’s said that according to unofficial history, Cheng Yu once went to Leping Academy to lecture in the sixth year of Yuan Zhao, but because his approach was too serious, he put Cao Zhi to sleep in the audience.


(This author is really something, even annotating the unofficial history)

[29th Floor] Dream of Holding the Sun


…


…

[36th Floor] Yam and Pork Rib Soup


Actually, Cheng Yu’s case is still okay.


You don’t know how funny it was when they were earning their first pot of gold.


After some analysis, Mi Zhu said that letting those not yet adapted to modern society go live might expose that they are not from modern times, although they somehow got ID cards, but if they were caught for research, it would be a loss.


But if they only did conservative live streaming, given the current saturation of the live streaming market, it might take a long time to earn enough for financial freedom.

[37th Floor] Yam and Pork Rib Soup


So he finally chose to open three live streaming rooms.


The first room had Cai Yong draped in a national flag playing the guqin, not saying a word, mainly promoting traditional culture, while uploading to foreign websites, occasionally linking to domestic products.


The second room had Ni Heng doing stand-up comedy, arguing with contemporary crazy netizens, to prevent the room from being reported, they started a challenge, those who could out-argue Ni Heng got money, those who couldn’t paid. Each additional round doubled the money, and they sold mouthwash on the side.


The third room had Dian Wei and others doing food shows.


Although Da Yong had much more food variety compared to the Han dynasty, it still couldn’t compare to modern society.


With Dian Wei and Lü Bu’s physiques, their appetites were more than enough, and they could ensure that their expressions and actions while eating were genuine.

[38th Floor] Dream of Holding the Sun


My silence is deafening.

[39th Floor] Sun Mountain Still Stands


6…


Gimmicks, profits, reputation all considered.


Mi Zhu is indeed Mi Zhu.

[40th Floor] East Sea Wholesaler


After all, he’s an important investor for His Majesty, his vision is truly unmatched.


The horseshoe was born because he gave a gift to His Majesty.

[41st Floor] Black to the Core Naturally Pink


That mouthwash made me laugh.


How cheeky!!!


I guarantee if there really were such a live stream, I would rush in to learn how to argue without swearing.








Swearing dirty words, and by the way, buying a bottle of mouthwash as tuition.

[42nd floor] Yanyan’s Light


Those who can’t win in swearing might also buy a bottle, just to get a whiff of the poison.

[43rd floor] A Passerby


Hahahaha, divine poison indeed!

[44th floor] Governor of Bingzhou


Those who can’t win, absolutely can’t win.


This author even has Your Majesty and others study modern internet slang, writing scripts for Ni Heng.


Lu Yu and Chen Qun study modern laws, adapting them to contemporary scenes, with Yang Xiu and others polishing.


Besides 6, I really don’t know what to say.

[45th floor]


This challenge is probably the fastest to recoup funds.


It can help everyone get through the initial financial difficulties, funding the other two live streams.

[46th floor] Seven Steps to Poetry


Indeed, the officials of Da Yong are all capable.


Even Ni Heng can make great contributions.

[47th floor] Black to the Core Naturally Pink


Hey hey hey, don’t make it sound like Ni Heng can only be useful in such environments!


Although he protested Emperor Taizu’s alcohol ban back then, he once publicly criticized Chunyu Daifu and made significant contributions to the denunciation of Ye City.


A typical double-talker.

[48th floor] Cute but Brainless


So it’s really reasonable for him to engage in a battle of wits to give everyone a foothold. (Dog head)

[49th floor] Then Dig Wang Can’s Tomb


Crazy netizens VS crazy Ni Heng.


Alright, you’ve convinced me.


If it’s not good, I’ll come back and beat up the recommender.

[50th floor] Knife Knife Knife Knife


Recommender, don’t be afraid, the person above will need at least a month and a half to change their ID, so they can’t threaten you from afar.

[51st floor] Yam Rib Soup


…Thanks for the reminder.

[52nd floor] Mouth Mouth


Speaking of which, the eating broadcast is probably the most profitable.


With the physique of a general, there won’t be any fake eating scandals.


Our little Lu can also eat (checking wallet, can only afford two tips).

[53rd floor] Horse Stepping on Flying Swallow


Let Ma Chao eat!


I want to see how handsome the Western Liang’s Ma Chao really is!!

[54th floor] Shijiazhuang Zhao Zilong


Slurp.

[55th floor] Cute but Brainless


Hahahaha, the person above, you’ve perfectly expressed your desire with just two words.

[56th floor] No Hot Pot


Curious, will these three live streams still be around after earning enough money?

[57th floor] Yam Rib Soup


According to the author, the previous one was overtime.


After working in Da Yong for so many years, with juniors getting more and more competitive, it’s time to retire.


Once the nursing home opens, they’ll be laid off immediately.

[58th floor] Dream of Holding the Sun


What spirit!

[59th floor] Governor of Bingzhou


Because Your Majesty said, this is how their legends will always remain in the world.

[60th floor] Cola No Ice!!! It has the flavor of Your Majesty stepping back in time.


But why does it sound so funny.

[61st floor] Where’s My Ball


Hahahaha, I can’t stop laughing, what kind of legend is this, those who haven’t scolded Ni Heng before are probably going to be really upset.

[62nd floor] Black to the Core Naturally Pink


Oh right…


Originally, they could go home and study hard, improve their swearing skills through the live stream, and once they’ve mastered it, come back to avenge their shame and get the money they lost back from Ni Heng.


But Ni Heng just quits, as long as he doesn’t compete in the next round, he remains the eternal winner.


Great, just for this satisfying plot, I’m going to read this book.

[63rd floor] Yam Rib Soup


This book is really full of jokes!


In the records left by Emperor Taizu, there are strategies using animals and career planning for imperial concubines to become emperors, and then, the nursing home setting is that it also provides career planning for those who come to recuperate, with one consultation yielding three results.


This project is mainly handled by Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong, and Sima Yi.

[64th floor] Shanyang Still


…Great, very powerful.


I wonder what the reaction would be if consumers knew the results they received were from these three.

…

[68th floor] Yam Rib Soup


And this nursing home also gives each customer a commemorative coin on New Year’s Day, just like the Victory Coin!!


Encouraging consumers to live another year.


Really, this design makes me cry, it’s both linked to the Da Yong Victory Coin and adorable.


I’m starting to suspect that Your Majesty himself traveled to modern times to write this.

[69th floor] Excavator


Collecting addiction OCD says, just for next year’s coin, I have to live another year, damn it!!!

[70th floor] Dragon and Tiger Stride


@Yam Rib Soup, I’ve been convinced, I’m going to read it.

[71st floor] Yam Rib Soup


Oh right, there’s also the part where Xi Zhicai writes letters to Guo Jia and Xun Yu.


Want to recommend your friends to come here too?


Come! Write (suddenly)! Letters (deceive)!

[72nd floor] Seven Steps to Poetry


Yes, recreational activities even include artifact restoration (not real artifacts, just an activity)


And image design, clothing transformation.


From cotton to clothes, the entire production line is their own.

[73rd floor] Excavator


QWQ The research is well done, but please stop.


Just thinking about such a divine nursing home not existing makes me want to cry.

[74th floor] Governor of Bingzhou


It’s a nursing home, not a recuperation center.

[75th floor] Yanyan’s Light


Not to say, but whose nursing home is responsible for career planning??


Calling it a recuperation center is really not wrong.

[76th floor] Mouth Mouth


And you can check in at 20 years old.

[77th floor] Yam Rib Soup


The novel says, before opening the nursing home, Your Majesty said, do you think a recuperation center that allows 20-year-olds is more attractive, or a nursing home that allows 20-year-olds is more attractive.

[78th floor] She Yu


Hahaha, this kind of behavior of pulling people into the bowl is very much in line with Your Majesty’s habits.

[79th floor] Donghai Wholesaler


Laughing to death, this is how you quickly open up the market for marketing.

[80th floor] Today Also Want to Stick to Qiao Huang


Feeling like if such a nursing home really existed in the world, apart from the price not being too cheap to prevent it from becoming a网红打卡地, there would be no other flaws.

[81st floor] Governor of Bingzhou


Yes, marketing is marketing, but the skills are real, and there’s no fraud.


Putting Hua Tuo in the present, he would still be a national master.

[82nd floor] Jiangliu Huaixu


And they have already experienced the turbulence of Da Yong, they might really just want to live a comfortable life.

[83rd floor] No Hot Pot


Alright, I’m going to chase this book!!!


@Yam Rib Soup, what’s the other book.

[84th floor] Yam Rib Soup


It’s called “The True Record of Da Yong Officials Catching Criminals”

[85th floor] OP


…Shocked.


This book can make me want to read it just by its name.


Author’s note:


Received your thoughts on persecuting Cao Cao 23333


Historical Three Kingdoms characters穿越Da Yong version coming tomorrow~


See you at 9 PM.