Chapter 494

Chapter 494: Really Tricky

“Ah, ding, I was wrong!”

A wailing voice echoed in Lu Ye’s mind.

The Little Heavenly Dao was thrown out directly, rolling around on the ground for quite a bit before getting up all covered in dust.

“Ding, ouch!”

Lu Ye looked at the Little Heavenly Dao and, for a moment, almost felt compelled to walk over and help her up, especially since she had called him ‘dad.’

“Ding, embarrassing again.”

Lu Ye smiled with a surprisingly gentle demeanor.

“What happened? Did you provoke your sister again?” Lu Ye asked softly.

“Ding, I don’t think I provoked her, but clearly, my opinion was wrong.” The Little Heavenly Dao, however, showed no sign of feeling wronged and spoke with conviction.

“Come here, I’ll brush off the dust for you!” Lu Ye motioned for the Little Heavenly Dao to come closer and gently brushed the dirt off her, even tidying her hair a bit.

The Little Heavenly Dao rolled her eyes.

“Ding, host, can you put my sister in a state of deduction so I can take revenge?” the Little Heavenly Dao whispered.

“Then what will you do when the deduction ends?” Lu Ye asked.

The Little Heavenly Dao pondered for a moment.

“Ding, revenge first! If worse comes to worst, I’ll just get beaten up again!”

Lu Ye burst out laughing.

This was a classic case of someone barefoot not fearing the shoes.

“Alright, don’t make your sister angry, or you’ll end up getting hit too.”

“Ding, I’m innocent! I didn’t anger my sister; it’s clearly you who angered her!” The Little Heavenly Dao looked up defiantly.

A hand emerged from Lu Ye’s body, grabbing the Little Heavenly Dao and pulling her back.

“Ding, ding ding…”

Lu Ye froze for a moment.

Did I just annoy the System?

What’s going on?

Nevermind, I’ll ask later.

“Your form is fine too; after all, any form is just a disguise, so don’t pay too much attention to it,” Lu Ye said cheerfully, directly addressing the Darkness Origin.

“That makes sense!”

“By the way, Nine Lives, I’ve recently learned a set of massage techniques. Do you want to give it a try?” the Darkness Origin asked.

Lu Ye…

What the hell, what is this guy trying to do?

“Is something wrong with you?” Lu Ye asked, feeling confused.

“No, I just think that since I acknowledge you as my master, I need to do some tasks for you; otherwise, it just doesn’t feel right!” the Darkness Origin said earnestly.

Lu Ye waved his hand.

“No need! Just because you’re not busy now doesn’t mean you won’t need to be later. There will be plenty of things for you to do in the future.”

“And by the way, please don’t call yourself ‘this humble servant,’ it makes me uncomfortable; just refer to yourself normally.”

“Oh, okay, can this form work?” The Darkness Origin gently twirled, allowing Lu Ye to see her figure from all angles, then asked again.

“Sure, if you could just avoid taking a human form, that would be even better.”

“That won’t work; I feel more comfortable in a human form. I’ll take my leave now and think about it some more!”

Lu Ye nodded, “Go on!”

The Darkness Origin disappeared in a puff of black mist.

Once the Darkness Origin left, Lu Ye spoke up.

“System!”

“Ding, I’m here!”

“Can you tell what the Darkness Origin is up to?” Lu Ye asked.

“Ding, it’s pretty obvious: she wants to get you!”

Lu Ye…

At that moment, a burst of colorful light filled the space, and Shen Xitang appeared before Lu Ye, still dressed in a cheongsam.

In that instant, Lu Ye’s eyes widened.

His heart began to race uncontrollably.

It was like his heart was trying to punch its way out—how could his Dao heart remain steady when faced with a woman?

All women are nothing but fleeting shadows in the world, mere dust in the wind.

But this was Shen Xitang!

This was the Heavenly Dao!

This was the embodiment of the Great Dao; Lu Ye was not interested in women, but surely he couldn’t ignore the Dao?

Thus, his heart continued to flutter out of control.

“Ding, host, do you think she’s beautiful?” Shen Xitang asked, looking at Lu Ye with a cheeky smile.

Lu Ye rubbed his temples.

“What, did you start copying the Darkness Origin too?”

“Hmph, I’m not copying her! It’s clearly her copying me!”

Shen Xitang strode over and sat down beside Lu Ye.

“Ding, host, I’ve learned a massage technique too. Do you want me to give you one?”

“And you’re not copying her?”

“Ding, want me to?”

Lu Ye…

“Yes!”

The words were clear and articulate!

Shen Xitang positioned herself behind Lu Ye, her soft hands resting on his shoulders.

“Ding, you should be able to figure out what the Darkness Origin is planning, right?”

Lu Ye wasn’t an idiot; he was well aware of it.

But Lu Ye was a bit puzzled by Shen Xitang’s intentions, so he decided to tease her.

“I don’t know; isn’t she just trying to shape her human form and ask for my opinion?” Lu Ye said.

“Ding, nope!”

Shen Xitang suddenly applied force with her hands.

“Then what is it for?”

“Ding, I think she wants to become your woman.”

Lu Ye was enjoying the so-called massage, but really, what technique was this?

But her hands were incredibly soft. Just this softness alone was enough for Lu Ye to gladly accept it.

The Darkness Origin was such a good person!

If it weren’t for the Darkness Origin pulling this stunt, would Shen Xitang even be massaging him?

If he were to try and massage Shen Xitang, she probably wouldn’t agree.

“I’m not guarding the Great Dao anymore; even if I became your woman, what good would that do? Why would you want to become my woman?” Lu Ye closed his eyes, fully immersing in the experience of Shen Xitang’s massage.

“Ding, the Darkness Origin wouldn’t care; she’s just frustrated, frustrated about losing to the Heavenly Dao, and now she wants to reclaim her loss in another way!”

“Is she really frustrated? I don’t feel it at all.”

“Ding, there’s definitely frustration!”

“Even if she is, that doesn’t really relate to becoming my woman, does it? You are the Heavenly Dao and a System; you aren’t my woman either.” Lu Ye said casually.

“Ding, but she thinks so!”

“Well, the next time she comes to find me, I’ll tell her you’re not!”

Upon hearing this, Shen Xitang fell silent.

If Lu Ye were to tell the Darkness Origin that Shen Xitang wasn’t his woman, the Darkness Origin would definitely be even more excited.

You see, if Shen Xitang wasn’t Lu Ye’s woman and the Darkness Origin could become Lu Ye’s first woman, that would mean she directly defeated the Heavenly Dao!

Wouldn’t the Darkness Origin be as pumped as if she’d just had a shot of espresso?

What a hassle!

But having the Darkness Origin surrender would definitely benefit Lu Ye—she, as Lu Ye’s System, wouldn’t delay things beneficial to him.

It really was a bit of a dilemma!

The Darkness Origin claims to be Lu Ye’s woman, and she has to, too.

If she says she isn’t, the Darkness Origin gets even more excited.

This is a ridiculous situation!