Chapter 550

〈 Episode 550 〉 [Yuri Side Story] Chang-yeom and Phoenix 004

Even if one can fly through the heavens, must they necessarily soar through the skies to travel abroad?

There is no correct answer.

I am not registered as a flying object, nor do I fall under international flight agreements—I’m merely an unverified flying entity.

“Phoenix is coming!”

“What?! Which airport?!”

“She’s flying here!”

“…Technically, according to regulations, we should shoot her down for violating airspace.”

I don’t want to send any soldiers to the brig. The ones who suffer from my existence are the field commanders and troops on the ground.

Thus, entering the country through normal channels is the fastest and most proper way.

So, I quietly boarded a plane…

“Would you like a glass of wine?”

“I don’t drink wine.”

“Perhaps some water?”

“There’s a water cooler right here.”

“Would you like a strawberryade?”

“One of those, please.”

The stewardesses’ blatant interest in me never ceased.

‘Did I pick the wrong airline?’

I thought choosing a flight to Japan would keep me relatively unnoticed among celebrities, but I was wrong.

‘Do royal-class passengers usually get this much attention?’

[It’s because they see us like celebrities. Oh man, miniskirts really are the truth of stewardess uniforms. Hehehe…]

To satisfy Chang-yeom’s inner desires, I had to gaze at the stewardesses for a while.

Some looked slightly uncomfortable, others flirted as if chosen for a royal harem, and a few sent signals suggesting they’d drag me off to a motel the moment we landed.

“…Sigh.”

“What’s with that sigh?”

A raven-haired woman seated beside me asked cautiously. Dressed in dark sunglasses, black hair, and brown eyes, she appeared quintessentially Eastern.

“Nice to meet you. My name is Louise.”

“…Louise?”

“I’ve changed it. I’m a hunter operating in America. Guildmaster of Strawberry Hunters.”

“…Pleased to meet you, Hunter Louise.”

Despite her apparent Japanese appearance, my Heroine-related extra memory kicked in, quickly identifying her true identity.

[Hikari route villain. That girl who later becomes a monster.]

‘A S-Rank Darkness-type monster. A creature whose mouth opens impossibly wide.’

Currently posing as a hunter, but transforming into a monster in the heroine’s storyline—clearly indicating significant personality issues.

‘No point in getting too friendly.’

“Why are you going to Osaka?”

“Excuse me.”

I removed my magical gear.

“I can’t speak English.”

“……”

Louise visibly stiffened, and I reclined my seat almost to bed-level, closing my eyes.

Rude? Not when you look like Chang-yeom—you can get away with rudeness.

Besides, I chose royal class for peace and quiet; engaging in small talk from the adjacent seat is just inconvenient.

Therefore, it’s not my fault—it’s hers.

‘Not to mention, I’m already overwhelmed trying to figure out what to do next.’

I have several choices, but which one is best? My contemplation deepens.

First, I plan to make Mount Fuji erupt—but timing is key.

[Wah, manipulating records!]

Chang-yeom giggled inside me.

[Creating monsters with S-Rank cores to disrupt flight paths? The government would flip if they found out!]

‘So long as no one finds out.’

As long as it goes unnoticed, everything will be fine.

‘If I subtly release magic power near Mount Fuji, the monsters there will go berserk.’

Releasing tantalizing traces of magic will excite the monsters occupying Mount Fuji.

Massive Fuji eruption.

The goal isn’t truly to cause a volcanic explosion but to stimulate the monsters across the mountain, creating chaos.

This will naturally twist air routes, trigger chain reactions of monster rampages, and force planes destined for Osaka to make emergency landings in the East Sea.

Or not.

It’s up to me to decide.

Thus, I was calculating the perfect timing for the attack.

But my plans unraveled the moment we crossed the Pacific.

Static. Static.

“…Huh?”

A distant sense of magical energy. Something was wrong.

‘Impossible.’

[HYORHYIH!!!]

With an unidentified shriek, the plane began to violently shake.

[Miss Phoenix! I’ve come to defile you!]

An aggressive voice appeared on the monitor, showing blonde women in hardened outfits leering at me.

“…Damn.”

Who would’ve thought they’d chase me even onto a plane?

“Those bastards.”

[What an honor to hear such words from Phoenix-sama!]

Crazy Psycho Lesbians.

A group of villains notorious for forcing themselves on other women, having violated hundreds of innocent females.

[Stay still! I’ll ravish you myself!]

Static.

The transmission cut off. I covered my face with both hands.

“Tired…”

Thud.

Something heavy landed on the plane, and emergency alarms blared throughout the cabin.

Eeeeekkk!

It was a hijacking.

* * *

“Put the men to sleep and ravage the women!”

“Hohoho!”

Plonk, Psst.

The villains burst through the ceiling, spraying drugs at male passengers while grabbing and molesting the female ones.

“You, stop it! What are you doing to fellow women?!”

“Sex.”

“KYAAAAAA!!”

Beautiful women were violated by the hijackers, their legs forcibly lifted as the attackers began grinding against them.

Up to this point, it could be considered a standard (if bizarre) airplane hijacking—except all the hijackers were women.

“Ohoho! A plane carrying Phoenix? We can’t miss this!”

Slap!

The unmistakably evil-looking woman wielded a whip, forcing male passengers to raise their hands in surrender.

“KYAAAAAA!”

Female passengers screamed and trembled as the hijackers declared they wouldn’t harm the men. Their target wasn’t the males—it was the females.

“We’ll spare your chastity if you stay quiet. But if you resist, we’ll ravish you!”

Terrified, the female passengers raised their hands, shaking in fear. Fortunately, they had one advantage.

“Stop!”

The door to the royal class opened, revealing the black-haired woman.

“Miss Louise! How long has it been? That slap you gave me in LA still stings!”

“Shut up and leave now!”

Louise summoned her dark magic, raising her sword.

“Cleaning Cyber Resistance! Demons of the Magical Brain Space!”

“Hohoho, that’s our old name. We’ve improved ourselves. Now we’re called…”

“Excuse me, psycho ladies.”

Heavy footsteps echoed as a blue-haired woman emerged behind Hero Louise. Tiredness evident, she held a strawberryade.

“Miss Phoenix! Did you come here to fight me?!”

“What nonsense. You’re causing trouble for the passengers.”

“AHAHA! Villains bother civilians—that’s why we’re villains!”

Thud.

“This hostage-taking is also troublesome!”

The villain grabbed a pretty passenger as a hostage. Blonde, white t-shirt, jeans—the woman’s figure drew everyone’s attention.

“Miss Phoenix! Please help us subdue them!”

“Don’t move! One step further, and this woman loses her chastity!”

Booooom.

The villain immediately unbuckled and unzipped the hostage’s jeans, plunging her hand downward.

“Don’t move or I’ll stab her!”

“Grr…?! You crazy…!”

Pure madness. Hero Louise clenched her fists.

“Haha, Hero Louise! Our target is Miss Phoenix, but we haven’t forgotten about your revenge!”

“What are you planning to do…!”

“Order. If you wish to save the hostage…the two of you must ravish each other.”

“I refuse.”

At Phoenix’s words, everyone froze.

“I’m a hunter, not a hero.”

“…Ho, ho. That’s right. A woman who doesn’t care about others’ lives! Yet someone who can’t stand seeing people die nearby! Kya, such tsundere types still exist these days.”

“…What nonsense.”

Phoenix shook her head dismissively.

“Do you really want to die?”

“Ho ho ho, I might kill you, but one of these women here…will definitely get penetrated.”

Rubrub.

“Then let’s change the blackmail. Hero Louise! If you want to save this hostage…let Hunter Phoenix ravish you!”

“What kind of insane nonsense is this?!”

“Hunter Phoenix is already known to top! If you willingly submit to a dominant act, we’ll release the hostage!”

“…Ah, can’t be helped.”

Phoenix moved behind Louise, secretly sending a message via magical gear.

[Just pretend to comply. There’s an RPG aimed above us.]

[……!!]

They may be acting crazy, but they’re deadly serious. Blowing up the plane would be effortless.

“Mm, mm…Will you really release the hostages…?”

“Of course! If you let Phoenix violate you. Hehehe, I can’t pass up this chance.”

“Or Hero and Hunter, would you rather protect your own chastity and let all these hostages die?”

“Grgh…!”

Louise squeezed her eyes shut, raising her hands in defeat.

“Miss Louise.”

Phoenix slowly embraced Louise from behind.

“…Do you prefer position 23 or 34?”

As always, the hero suffers injustice.