<What is this?>
– Notice
Hello, this is Mollu.
It’s surprising, but the number of café members has increased a lot.
It feels like just yesterday that we couldn’t even reach 100 members, and I’m truly nostalgic.
Thank you always for the interest and love you give to a person like me, who is insignificant.
However, too much attention is always a burden.
I am a trivial and pathetic person, more than you might think.
Sometimes I fear that when the bubble bursts, you might be disappointed when you see my true self.
I hope you won’t raise me up any higher.
Let me get to the point.
There will be a promotional broadcast tonight at 8 PM.
I hope for your interest.
Moderator, are you drinking? Why all of a sudden?
ㅇㅇ: This is how it’s always been, don’t be so dramatic.
ㅇㅇ: How about not reposting the café notice and just heading to the café?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ: How many times do I have to say I find the café stuff frustrating, damn it!
ㅇㅇ: And they didn’t even write what the advertisement is, it’s nice that they’re always consistent.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ: Seriously lol, it’s the most important thing.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ: I really can’t wait to see what kind of advertisements this crazy person will bring.
ㅇㅇ: It’s cute to see Mollu flustered with a huge influx of people.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ: What the hell did they see? When has Mollu ever been flustered?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ: Yuksus always distort reality. If they didn’t, they couldn’t live in this world.
The notice about Mollu that was posted in the café quickly spread to various broadcasting communities in the country.
Less than six months after starting her broadcast, Mollu achieved an average of 10,000 viewers, creating a stir.
It would be impossible for such a hot streamer not to have advertisements coming in.
However, Mollu had never conducted an advertisement, not even for game advertisements, which are the most common for game streamers.
There were various speculations like, advertisement fees being pocket change for Mollu, not having time to play other games, already having all broadcasting plans made, or just thinking it wouldn’t be fun.
In the midst of all this, the announcement of Mollu’s advertisement broadcast appeared.
Even with many eyes already on Mollu’s broadcasts, it was sufficient to attract interest.
-Mollru is live!
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[?]
[What is this?]
[The title is screwed ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[What advertisement?]
[The title is too long, it gets cut off]
[I think it’s a food company if it’s F&B]
[Crazy person ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
As viewers were bewildered by the unexpected timing and unexpected words, Mollu began to speak.
Her voice was calm and steady as if nothing was happening.
“Ah, ah. Can you hear me? Can’t hear? What’s wrong with the mic, ah.”
Her voice fluctuated, getting louder and softer repeatedly.
For some reason, it seemed she was having trouble today.
[The advertisement broadcast is already chaotic before setup ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Teacher, my ears are itchy…]
[Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,]
[What’s with the echo?]
[Is she broadcasting from a mountain? Why is it so echoey?]
[Shouldn’t we just sing a song? The setup is just right for it.]
“Ah, got it. Now, can you hear me well?”
How many times has rustling sound passed through the mic?
The unstable audio setup stabilized.
Today, there were many people gathered in Mollu’s room.
Lying half on the side as if it were her own bedroom, scratching her belly, Mollu seemed completely unconcerned about the chat.
“Yes, as mentioned, this is an advertisement broadcast. Thank you to Ryu-a for the ten thousand won donation. What does it mean when there’s a notice made 30 minutes before the broadcast starts… It seems like a lot of people came in after seeing the notice. Hanareum F&B has given me an advertisement. What I’m advertising is… well, as you can see from the title. Yes, that’s right. Cold noodles.”
[Was it really cold noodles? Not a bait?]
[The title is screwed, I can’t read it, mobile users needs consideration.]
[Who writes the advertisement title like this?]
[Yep, here it is~ The title reflects the moderator’s feelings~]
[LOL, the influx of people can’t think straight with the spicy flavor.]
<Mollu has received a donation of 1000 won!>
-Teacher, how are you going to eat cold noodles without a cam?
“Good question. The cold noodles I was sponsored are right next to me. I plan to turn on the cam to show the process of making and eating the packaged cold noodles.”
[Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam? Cam?]
[Thank you, advertiser, thank you, advertiser, thank you, advertiser, thank you, advertiser.]
[Are you really going to show your face? Don’t be so dramatic.]
[Is there really a crazy person eating cold noodles in the middle of winter?]
[The advertiser must be crazy too, right? Advertising food to a non-cam during winter?]
[They seem like a match made in heaven, just get married already.]
[Damn it, that’s not it! Don’t cross the line.]
[So scary ㄷㄷ;]
[The true fury of Yuksu… You can’t stop this.]
Seemingly satisfied with the hot reactions from viewers, Mollu chuckled.
Finally, as she had said, the broadcast screen lit up, revealing something.
A white hand and a packaged cold noodle appeared.
And shortly after, a poorly crafted subtitle that looked hastily edited by someone appeared above it.
The cheap subtitles painted red and yellow had something that definitely captured attention.
[Is this really intentional?]
[I miss Bonobono]
[Mollu = Lucky Idiot TV]
[LOL, Bonobono was a fairy.]
[This is better than being mediocre.]
[Better? The subtitles are so bad that we can’t even see Mollu’s hands.]
The subtitles, which included the manufacturer of the cold noodles, the price, and ongoing events, did not disappear despite viewer complaints.
It seemed she was aware of it but chose not to care.
“Alright, I will prepare the cold noodles according to the instructions. Add the noodles and toppings to boiling water of 800ml and boil for 3 minutes… Do I have to measure it exactly at 800ml? I don’t have a measuring cup. Can I just eyeball it? Like how you measure water for ramen? Ah, okay. Uh… Something is floating in the water, what is this? Black. Must be from the noodles.”
[The advertisement is going downhill ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[This is a live broadcast; there’s no turning back ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Mollu is a real broadcaster; she could just stay quiet for the money but there’s no one as honest as her.]
[Ride this momentum to enter politics.]
[The advertiser is now in tears in real-time.]
[The fact that they gave a food advertisement to a non-cam person is quite…].
At that moment, a desperate donation came in.
Mollu, who had been adjusting the flame on the gas burner while boiling the noodles, paused her actions to check the donation.
<Hanareum F&B donated 10,000 won!>
-That’s buckwheat husk. It’s mentioned in the instructions ^^.
“Ah, I see. Buckwheat husk. Everyone, it’s buckwheat husk. Seems safe to eat?”
[What could ^^ possibly mean?]
[^^ Is that the essence of that crazy advertiser, they’re just doing a lousy job with the advertisement?]
[LOL, seriously ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[It’s so ironic that the cooking category is in the live broadcast.]
[Boiling the noodles and pouring the broth is just that?]
No matter what was happening, Mollu’s cooking proceeded smoothly.
It only took 4 minutes to pour the boiled noodles and broth into a suitably sized bowl.
This short preparation time reflected the convenience of instant cold noodles.
“Tada. It’s done. This is Dongchimi Yuksu Cold Noodles with a soup that’s to die for. There’s also the BiBim cold noodles with enticing seasoning as a side dish.”
As Mollu brought the plate of cold noodles closer to the cam, showing it from all angles, she was unaware that moving it too close made what seemed acceptable visually look rather unattractive.
“Now, I’ll give it a try. Let’s see how it tastes. Huh, huh.”
With that, Mollu lifted her chopsticks and retrieved some noodles.
Not knowing when she prepared it, she transferred the noodles to a side plate and moved it upwards with the bowl.
For some reason, the sound of her breath was heard as the invisible Mollu’s mouth seemed to slurp the noodles in.
[She’s blowing on something that’s not even hot.]
[Ah, LOL, she’s blowing on it since it’s too hot.]
[Why’s she taking them out? She should be enjoying them soaking in the broth.]
[Eat it heartily!]
[Two strands ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[I really see how she can’t get enough of it.]
[I guess the rumor of her being a vegetative idiot while eating is true?]
[LOL, she really doesn’t know how to eat.]
“It’s delicious; the broth is tangy and sweet, and the noodles are chewy, making me want to keep eating.”
Whether she was aware of the flaming chat or not, Mollu seemed focused solely on eating the cold noodles.
Thus, cutting off her communication with the viewers, she appeared as a pure gourmet, focusing just on her meal for some time.
Then, she suddenly said this.
“I ate well, but it’s a lot. I’m full.”
[???????]
[You barely ate half, LOL.]
[Strange… It seems she brought the noodles to her plate multiple times.]
[If you’re not going to drink the broth, then why are you eating cold noodles?]
[Ahh, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.]
[If you were my daughter, I would have slapped you hard.]
[In the midst of all this, your eating speed has slowed, and the noodles have all gone soggy.]
<Hanareum F&B donated 10,000 won!>
-Please stop…
With the pleas of the monitoring team watching the broadcast in real time, Mollu’s promotional broadcast concluded.
