Page Twenty-Three Exposed! (Two)
I never expected that after more than half a month, I would be slapped by Thunder Meow-Meow again, “Are you Lin Youde from somewhere else?”
If not for the mouthful of sand, I really wanted to shout, “Even my dad hasn’t hit me!”
It had to be said, this slap was quite skillful. As Thunder Meow-Meow’s fair and tender hand brushed past my face, she added a lateral spin, causing me to fly out while spinning like a bullet.
She’s turned into a girl but still has so much strength. Isn’t there any attribute weakening?
Crawling up from the beach, I spat out some sand, only to see Orange let out a “GAO” and unleash her wild side, pouncing on Thunder Meow-Meow and pinning her down.
Orange’s teeth were clacking, her two fangs looking ferocious. She acted like she was going to bite, but Thunder Meow-Meow held her head back, preventing her from doing so.
“Ouch, where did this dog come from, arresting a cute dolt (QNMD)!”
“Brother! This is a cat!”
With sand in my mouth, I couldn’t speak. Tian Qian tried to help pull Orange off, almost getting a tooth mark from Berserker-mode Orange.
Zhao Zhao didn’t help.
Three girls in swimsuits were fighting each other, which looked quite sexy from a male perspective.
Zhao Zhao could barely stand straight, squatting nearby with a lecherous look… tsk… dared to fantasize about my little sister Orange? Pervert! Take this Sandstorm!
I kicked up some fine sand, aiming it at Zhao Zhao’s face.
“My eyes! My eyes!”
“You really fooled me. I didn’t expect you to be a guy after all. So, you’ve never worn women’s clothes.”
Uncle Lei La handed me a bottle of mineral water with the cap already open, “Come on, rinse your mouth.”
“Thank you, Uncle.” I took the bottle, swished some water in my mouth.
Yueyue, standing next to him, raised an eyebrow at me, her gaze just like a tourist looking at a giant panda at the zoo, full of curiosity.
“So, that long-haired boy over there isn’t your boyfriend, right?” referring to Tan Linhua.
With water in my mouth, I nodded.
“Then Little Lingmeng is still single, huh? You know, my daughter has touched your stuff, why don’t you marry her on the spot?”
I spat out water mixed with sand, mumbling indistinctly.
“Isn’t marriage a big deal? How can you be so casual?”
“Why not? My daughter will be a super idol in the future, how could she not match you?”
“Yueyue… idols getting married drops fans, especially for idols with short shelf lives, marriage means they’re done.”
“Then have Little Lingmeng become an idol too and join our group? It’ll definitely sell well!”
“Not really, I’m too pretty, Thunder Meow-Meow can only be a supporting role.”
Huh? I guess I’m quite vain.
Hearing Yueyue’s words, Thunder Meow-Meow, still pinned down by Orange, became anxious, shouting loudly, “I won’t marry a pervert!”
“Brother is not a pervert! I’ll tear you apart!”
Society Orange, riding on Thunder Meow-Meow, unleashed her Noble Phantasm “Brilliant Noon Nap Palace Wine Pool Meat Forest,” wildly pulling at Thunder Meow-Meow’s yellow swimsuit.
Although Thunder Meow-Meow wasn’t busty, her swimsuit was still revealing. The scene was quite suggestive, making me unsure where to look. Thankfully, I closed my eyes just in time to keep it under control.
“Xiao Qian! Xiao Qian! Quickly get this girl away! Ugh!”
“But she bites!”
Thunder Meow-Meow’s voice even carried a sob.
The leader of the old gang, Thunder Tiger, who once broke a concrete wall with one punch, was now being bullied by a cat-girl to tears, with his parents watching.
Karma is a bitch, as the saying goes, you reap what you sow.
Spitting out the last bit of sand, I pulled Orange off Thunder Meow-Meow, patting her back to calm her down.
“Let me introduce, this is my obedient and adorable little sister, Orange.”
Thunder Meow-Meow got up, adjusting her skewed swimsuit strap.
“Obedient my ass! This is clearly a beast!”
Ignoring Thunder Meow-Meow’s malicious remarks, Orange rubbed my bruised cheek, concern in her tone, “Brother, are you okay? Does your face hurt?”
I wanted to grimace, but surprisingly, there was no pain.
“Huh? Surprisingly, it doesn’t hurt much. Is my skin too thick?”
Thunder Meow-Meow, hands on hips, boasted, “Of course not! I hit you with my back of the hand.”
So, the back of the hand.
In stories, heroes always claim they hit with the flat of the blade to avoid killing someone. Using the back of the hand must be the same principle…
But she clearly used a palm!
And I flew out quite a distance. Am I a cartoon character that can heal wounds by switching the camera angle?
“There are reasons for using a female identity… You see, in Mifeng Street alley, although you broke my glasses, I never said I was a girl. You guys misunderstood and left.”
Bringing up the alley incident again, Thunder Meow-Meow knew she was in the wrong, turning her head and “humphing” without rebuttal.
Tian Qian approached with a complex expression, probably because we had many physical contacts, her embarrassment was understandable.
“Lingmeng is a fake name, what’s your real name?”
“Chang Kai, Chang Kai Shen’s Chang Kai.”
Thunder Meow-Meow sneered, “Oh, no wonder they call you Chairman.”
Tian Qian asked further, “Then what about that ID you showed at the bar? Using a fake ID is illegal.”
Coughing, Police Uncle Lei La pretended not to hear.
“That ID is real.” I tested it later at an internet cafe, and it actually worked.
“Sister Qian, I didn’t mean to… molest you…”
“I understand, I also bear responsibility. After all, you were the one who hugged me first,” Tian Qian waved her hand, pretending to be nonchalant, but her blush betrayed her, “Besides, I used to be a man, so it’s not unusual for us to hang out like this.”
“Wait!!”
Tan Linhua, who had been silent until now, caught something crucial.
“This sister… er, this lady, you said you were a man before?”
“…Hmm!”
Tian Qian realized her slip-up, covering her mouth in panic.
I quickly hugged Tan Linhua’s back, giving a brief explanation.
Being dragged into an alley by Thunder Meow-Meow, then seeking divine intervention which turned into a blessing, and finally turning them into beautiful girls.
This spiritual con tale is universally applicable and highly covert, without a divine figure, everything remains unproven.
“So, the divine figure can permanently turn people into girls?”
“It depends on the will of the deity. The reaction of Moon Quartz to you indicates the deity still favors you.”
I do favor Tan Linhua, of course, in his disguise mode as Little Angel Tan Linhua.
Tan Linhua seemed excited, his eyes full of fervor. If we really created a goddess cult, he’d be a fanatic. Top-ranked Tan Linhua is more reliable than the dim-witted God Emissary.
“Kai, I entrust my future to you! Please find the divine figure!”
“Alright, don’t ask them too much for now. If you were turned into a girl, wouldn’t you want to hide your past as a man?”
“Yes, I understand.”
I gave Tian Qian a thumbs-up, signaling that I had convinced Tan Linhua.
Although the atmosphere was awkward, Tian Qian didn’t seem to blame me.
As for Thunder Meow-Meow, she looked at me the same way she usually looks at Zhao Zhao, implying my status in her heart is on par with that of a pervert.
“Don’t be angry, though he deceived us about his gender, it wasn’t intentional. He’s a good guy.”
Uncle Lei La was still on my side.
Perhaps due to family reconciliation, this tough guy wasn’t as stern anymore, becoming more approachable.
“If not for his call, our family would still be separated.”
“Since this is a beach volleyball court, let’s decide with a game. Four against four, best two out of three, players can switch, but each person can only play once.”
Yueyue bounced the ball, looking quite proficient.
“If we lose, my daughter is yours for a day, anything goes. If we win, you have to accompany Thunder Meow-Meow to a commercial performance during the summer. How about it? A fair deal?”
What does “anything goes” mean? What is Yueyue scheming?
“Wait, Mom! Whether we win or lose, I’m losing either way!”
Before I could say anything, Thunder Meow-Meow was already upset.
“Objection!”
To my surprise, Zhao Zhao also stood up to oppose.
He seemed dissatisfied with Yueyue’s arrangement, crossing his arms above his head in protest, “Chairman has no combat ability, doesn’t count as a player. We are three against four, a sure loss.”
Hmm?
