Chapter 791

〈Chapter 791〉 Part 2, Chapter 7, Section 23

Hydra has a thing for shotacon.

For her, the effect of shotacon is akin to Penril giving out mint chocolate.

So, can I turn into a shota? Impossible.

Can we bring in another shota then? Also impossible.

There must be some other way… What could that secret method be?

“Let’s summarize the results obtained through our collective brainstorming.”

I entered a meeting with the magical girls, based on data gathered from the Hero Community.

“There were numerous comments regarding how to subdue a tough woman using one’s manhood.”

Raon opened the PPT while wearing glasses and a suit.

“Onee-san, did you really present like this during your active duty days?”

“What, what do you mean by that?”

“Rainbow-colored fonts and those weird blue birds… What are they?”

“T-this is the official font of the Hero Association! Up until 2012, this was all the rage!”

That kind of presentation is probably why Seoul fell.

Though I feel sorry for Raon who worked hard preparing it, Nuri immediately changed the basic design.

Thanks to that, it became just a plain, normal PPT.

We went through each slide, organizing the information gathered through collective intelligence.

Overall, the main takeaway was…

“So, the solution is still bringing in a shota?”

“Wouldn’t it work if we tricked her into thinking someone’s a shota? Even if it’s the boss doing it, as long as Yuna feels it’s a shota, that should be enough.”

Solution One:

Make Yuna perceive me as a shota.

“Isn’t it hypnosis? Is there an app for that or something?”

“A hypnosis app that makes people see men as shotas? That’s pretty niche, huh?”

While turning me into a shota would be most convenient, it’s simply not possible.

If only we had a Cube… Unfortunately, there isn’t currently a suitable Cube available.

“Penril, is there any other way?”

“Spiritual manipulation isn’t my forte, nya. While I can turn all food into mint chocolate flavor, making someone appear as a shota is beyond my abilities, nya!”

Even Kim Penril wasn’t skilled in brainwashing or hypnosis.

It’d be faster to decapitate someone than to brainwash them, so hypnosis was ruled out.

Then, onto the next method: Solution Two.

“The ‘Demon Commander’ mode—go ahead and ridicule and torment her.”

Many suggested sexual harassment.

It seemed like people who usually endure such treatment were seeking revenge, and their suggestions were detailed and filled with resentment.

“Standing someone on a triangle horse and leaving, soaking them in aphrodisiacs and restraining their body, preventing orgasm so they can’t leave, forcing masturbation addiction… The future of this country is so dark…”

“Since it’s virtual, everyone’s just letting their imaginations run wild. Surely no one actually thinks and acts like this in real life, right? Haha.”

“It might exist. Some well-written teacher-student novels may turn out to be the author’s personal essays.”

“It’s a thoroughly researched essay!”

Method Two: Corrupting Hydra.

Although Yuna might suffer quite a bit, she’ll likely accept the corruption willingly.

If she readily accepts my manhood, she won’t hesitate to take it.

“Or should the boss show his wild side?”

“What… emitting primal male energy?”

The final solution: Solution Three.

“Hoeeeng. There’s no way to beat the Commander’s muscles.”

“I agree. If the boss’s manhood penetrates her, even a villainous organization officer wouldn’t be able to resist reforming.”

“So, when asked how to have sex, if the answer is to penetrate first and figure things out later, what should I do?”

“Just penetrate her, right?”

Ah, it’s confusing.

My head hurts from all this confusion.

Method Three: The simplest and crudest method—keep penetrating Hydra until she submits.

There are many more methods, and I’ve tried each one personally.

The most effective is obviously turning into a shota.

When I used the Cube in Yeouido to transform into a shota and embraced her, Hydra immediately became an ally.

For example…

* * *

At that moment.

Yuna was watching game play data with Hydra.

“Haa, haa… Hydra, my little birdie hurts…”

He, now transformed into a child, whimpered and pointed at his manhood.

Despite his smaller body, his member remained adult-sized as he cried pitiful tears and tried to cling to Hydra.

“Hmm, hmm. Alright, sister will take care of the commander’s manhood. Leave it to me…”

Yuna, possessed by Hydra, was licking her lips at the sight of the shota commander.

The actual participants watching this in-game version of themselves covered their faces and trembled.

“Sister will handle everything. Don’t worry…”

Biiiiip!

An alarm sounded.

Hydra’s face turned pale, and her crying abruptly stopped.

“Three hours.”

She stood up coldly, showing disdain towards Hydra, calmly put on her white coat, and received magical gear from Raon waiting outside the door.

“Thank you for using me, Hydra.”

“Wait…!”

Hydra desperately clutched at the commander’s pants.

“I’ll gather more soon! Please! Just a little longer!”

“One S-Rank Core equals three hours of extension, right?”

“Please wait! Next time, I’ll bring more! So… please!!”

“Hmph, Hydra.”

The commander squatted down to meet Hydra’s eyes.

“Do you really want to have shota sex, Hydra?”

“Yes!”

“If you bring more Cubes, I’ll transform into a shota and have sex with you again. You know that bringing multiple S-Rank Cores extends the time by three hours per core, right?”

The commander kissed Hydra’s forehead.

“I’ll be waiting, sister.”

“Aah…”

The commander left.

Cradled princess-style in the arms of the tall and busty Raon, he departed.

“I need to find a Cube… I must find a Cube!”

With disheveled hair and fiery eyes, Hydra stood up.

“I need to find a Cube to have shota sex with the commander!!”

Dark Legion officer, Hydra.

To have shota sex, she sold interdimensional divine heart fragments—the Cubes—to the commander.

Even her single-use wish from the Cube was “temporary shota transformation.”

That’s how it happened.

The commander became a boyish cross-dresser thanks to the Cube, and Hydra betrayed her organization, offering its assets to the host for shota sex.

“Just wait a little longer, Commander!! I’ll steal other officers’ Cubes if I have to, but I will have shota sex with you!!”

Thus, Hydra betrayed her organization.

* * *

“…I remember that.”

Back then, I didn’t even know about the clues to Phoenix’s route, let alone its existence, so I was crazy.

I was scheming on how to seduce various heroines in the worst ways, which was definitely a period I’m ashamed of now.

Of course, I don’t plan to do that anymore.

‘Otherwise, I’d get eaten alive in reality.’

Me becoming a shota?

If that happens, even without a Cube, Sun-ra and Seok Harang would surely create something strange like a homunculus, shove me inside, and continuously consume me in “older sister mode.”

So, no, being a shota is out of the question.

For the sake of my chastity and dignity.

Of course, if Shin-ra wishes for me to become a shota, I’d happily oblige for her. But doing it because I want to is a different story!

Therefore, rejected.

Then, what non-shota method can I use to conquer Hydra?

“…Should I return to basics?”

I stood up.

Everyone focused on me as I started walking, drawing their attention.

“Ha Yu-eun.”

“Me? Is it me?”

Ha Yu-eun blinked in surprise at being addressed.

She was likely shocked that the same person who subdued a Dark Legion officer through sex was now contemplating business opportunities amidst the economic chaos caused by Zeus’s absence.

“What is it?”

“Could you take on a commission through one of your routes?”

“A commission?”

“Yes. A very important one.”

A highly efficient method to conquer both Hydra and the next chapter simultaneously.

“Could you procure a set of restraints designed for controlling superpowered individuals? Like the ones used by Sun Icheol. And mention the intended use.”

“Huh… What exactly are you planning?”

“It’s nothing much.”

I gestured toward Yuna, who was thoroughly tied up.

“I thought I’d teach Yuna a bit about SM play.”

“Sure!!”

…Did Yoonah just say that? For a moment, I thought it was Hydra.

Anyway.

“Please arrange one for me. Thank you.”

A triangle horse is a basic tool for corrupting someone.

High probability that “someone” will make it.

Indeed.

The top expert in scientific technology in this world.

Sex toy master.

Doctor H.

To subdue Hydra, her help is necessary.