Chapter 825

〈 Chapter 825 〉 Part 3, Chapter 2, Scene 02

Let me make this crystal clear—pedophilia is a crime. Not just any crime, but one that makes my blood boil with righteous fury. We’re talking about pedophilia here, not some twisted misnomer like “phedo.” How can anyone commit such horrific acts against children? In the real world, I am absolutely appalled by those who perpetrate such heinous deeds.

Same goes for me.

Sure, in a game you might dress up as an adult playing pretend with chick costumes or whatever, but when it comes to actual minors… no way. Even if characters like Shin-ra, Seok Harang, or Yuna were to be depicted inappropriately, I would remain steadfastly rational, ethical, and within the boundaries of human decency. Kim Nori? That’s all fictional nonsense. I’m fully capable of distinguishing between reality and two-dimensional fantasy worlds.

Even Death Dinass has had its child-related content thoroughly scrutinized under the law. Companies behind virtual reality games have gone to great lengths to ensure their products comply with legal standards. For instance, Kim Gaon’s scenes often conclude with her showing an ID card to confirm age compliance. These companies cleverly exploit loopholes while simultaneously promoting programs aimed at preventing sexual crimes, turning potential predators into rehabilitated members of society.

– Anyone messing with Kim Nori must be a pedo.


– What about Big Nori?


– Are we talking about 167cm tall, D-cup Kim Nori here?

Within the game, there are mechanisms designed to avoid such issues entirely. However, penalties exist for those who still choose to cross these lines, along with educational measures addressing sexual misconduct.

– Doesn’t that mean it’s okay in VR if it’s part of prevention training?


– You absolute lunatic!


– KYAAAH! Big Nori lives inside me!!


– That’s Little Nori, you sick freak!

Most players probably wouldn’t hesitate if given the chance outside regulation. During my own playthrough involving Blazing Phoenix, I admit I made some questionable choices.

Through it all, I realized something important:

– There’s no denying Shin-ra’s body is the prettiest.

I need to stick with partners suited to my size. Despite being absurdly powerful, Nu Ri remains someone whose proportions simply don’t align with mine. Instead, I prefer divine beings who match my aesthetic preferences.

“Rather than engaging in pedophilic behavior, I’d opt for mindless harem sex anytime.”

If forced to choose between pedophilia and harems, I’d pick the latter without hesitation. But how should society judge such dilemmas?

“So, adults in Gaea Kingdom are all this short?”

“Yes. The people of Gaea rarely exceed this height.”

Harang gestured near her chest, approximately 1.5 meters above ground level.

“People here are generally small. Compared to the average height of Bisunia citizens, they’re shorter by nearly a finger’s length. Diplomatic protocol becomes quite challenging when emissaries from Gaea visit.”

“The kids of Bisunia must resemble the adults of Gaea?”

“They do. Some even call them ‘underground dwellers,’ claiming their stunted growth results from living beneath the earth.”

“Probably because they don’t get enough sunlight.”

Plants grow through photosynthesis; humans benefit similarly from sun exposure and outdoor activity. My personal experience supports this theory. Living alongside the Azure Sun daily, haven’t I grown stronger—even if not taller?

“Environment plays a significant role. Yet, the inhabitants of Gaea possess striking proportions.”

“Are we talking eight-head ratios?”

“Some individuals achieve that elegance. They appear as though perfectly scaled down versions of regular humans, leaving one wishing they were just a bit taller.”

“Huh.”

While female dwarves may evoke images of disproportionate five-to-six head ratios, the residents of Gaea maintain a more harmonious physique. Welcome to Kim Nori Kingdom—a realm where miniature yet proportionate maidens reign supreme.

“So basically, everyone here has big heads.”

“Excuse me, but such remarks can offend listeners.”

“Compared to other kingdoms, their relatively large heads justify the term ‘big head.'”

“You’ll regret making such comments lightly. Remember what happened last time someone insulted them?”

“At that point, Blazing Phoenix Revival kicks in. As a counterattacker, I won’t hesitate to retaliate once provoked.”

Anyone threatening P will face dire consequences.

“Alright, alright. We’re approaching Zizhe’s entrance.”

Harang pointed toward the bottom of a towering canyon shrouded in mystery. Though invisible from our vantage point, faint magical energies pulsed below.

“That’s the border. Gaea boasts numerous ant tunnels leading into Zizhe, but bypassing them requires digging directly into the earth.”

“Which explains why beasts rarely venture into human territories.”

“Exactly. Venturing into Zizhe proves difficult for most creatures using conventional means.”

“Right. Hmm…”

I disembarked from the carriage, untethered the unicorn pulling our luggage cart, and extended my hand towards it.

“Blazing Phoenix Revival!”

Whoosh!

A surge of blue flames engulfed the unicorn, transforming it into a radiant ring blending azure and white hues.

“A spirit turned into a ring…?”

“Masterful manipulation of magic power allows anyone to perform such feats.”

“That sounds impossible. Such abilities belong to the divine realm…”

“I follow divinity itself, serving as its apostle. Shouldn’t I possess such capabilities?”

Without further ado, I extracted a portion of the unicorn’s essence, fashioning it into a long chain. With precision, I draped the enchanted jewelry around Harang’s neck.

“Guard the unicorn carefully during our descent. Remember these instructions: summon the unicorn by shouting ‘キュウキュウ.’ Call upon me if necessary—I trust you know the phrase already.”

“Blazing Phoenix Revival?”

“Correct. No matter where I am, your cry shall summon me instantly.”

Though unlikely, safeguarding Harang remains essential.

“And take good care of that creature in your arms.”

“That ‘creature’ has a name—it’s called Krishna.”

“Understood. Carry on.”

Krishna—an unmistakably golden quadrupedal entity resembling nothing so much as a mascot character derived from countless iterations of electric rodents. Upon hoisting it by presumed armpits, I confirmed its anatomy.

“It’s female.”

Kiiiiiieeee!!

Embarrassment flushed across Krishna’s form as she wriggled free from my grasp. Setting her gently on the ground, I stepped back.

“What a finicky spirit.”

“I’d feel ashamed too if I were Krishna!”

“Your reaction defies comprehension based on known spirit sensitivities.”

Indeed, Tera holds many surprises.

* * *

“Customer from the past, you were remarkably… spirited.”

Hikari chuckled wryly as Yun Yuhwa entered the room, fanning himself furiously before gulping down an ice-laden Americano.

“How could he possibly…?”

“Perhaps transitioning from Terra imbued him with human traits?”

“It must be. He couldn’t have been like that.”

“Initially appearing feminine, correct?”

“I thought of him as male!”

Yun Yuhwa shrieked.

“Cheon Gaeul too! Baek Hee-a! Even the late Harang and Yuna—all males in my perception! Xiao Lin and Huan Long agreed!”

“Calm down, sir. Shall we focus on Master Krishna’s display?”

Originally named otherwise, the spirit now associated with Phoenix due to nomenclature quirks continued gazing intently at said phoenix.

Though unintelligible words escaped Krishna’s lips, her animated gestures clearly referenced herself while conversing with Karna-like figures.

“What’s she saying?”

“Something about needing to go lower but circumstances aren’t favorable? …What IS that?”

Phoenix ignited in flames, revealing a startling transformation. Watching the new figure emerge, Yun Yuhwa audibly swallowed.

“…Perhaps Ji Ryun and Hydra were pioneers in some respects.”

Krishna’s reflection revealed not Phoenix, but poenix:

Neat black hair.


Beret.


White button-down shirt.


Uniform jacket layered atop.


And scout-like shorts!

Shorts!

“…Gah.”

Yun Yuhwa grimaced.

“I owe Lady Rusalka an apology regarding Light Blade’s teasing. This makes me want to cry.”

“President, surely you aren’t getting emotional over THIS?”

“Nonsense. Do you think I’m Hydra? I’m not THAT kind of person. It’s a sentimental reaction.”

Clutching his chest, Yun Yuhwa smiled faintly.

“To witness this youthful visage again.”

“President, what about THIS idea?”

Muttering conspiratorially, Hikari presented a proposal that left Yun Yuhwa speechless.

“You truly are a genius. What’s the budget estimate?”

“One half scale reduction?”

“Mass production. Deploy Xroids immediately.”

Smirking wickedly, Yun Yuhwa declared,

“We cannot allow more competition here.”