Chapter 841

EP.841 Part Cheongnyeon’s Era No. 8/11 Syncro Swapping

Mint Chocolate.

It is an ice cream that originated in England, and for humans, it’s the most divisive flavor of all.

Those who like it, really like it.

And here, there is a woman deeply in love with Mint Chocolate.

“Meowwwnng….”

The woman used her tail extending from her behind to scoop out a large amount of ice cream with a spoon.

The bright emerald-green ice cream was densely packed with chocolate chips, and the woman attempted to bring the ice cream into her mouth using her tail—

“Mmmph.”

But she failed. Just as the woman was about to put the spoon into her mouth, a blonde young man behind her snatched away her Mint Chocolate.

“What are you doing, nyaaang?”

The woman looked up to protest.

And then—

Chuup.

The man tilted his head and kissed her.

The slightly melted Mint Chocolate in the man’s mouth slid into the woman’s mouth, quickly dissolving. The woman lightly swiped her tongue across the man’s as she swallowed the ice cream in one go.

“Don’t do that next time, nyaaang.”

“As ordered.”

The man gave the woman a quick peck on the lips. The woman licked the Mint Chocolate-flavored saliva off her lips while scratching her cheek.

“Why do you like kissing so much compared to other girls, nyaaang?”

“Because I want to kiss you.”

“Pervert.”

“Would you allow me to kiss you again if I admit I’m a pervert?”

The woman, Penril, sighed and nodded.

The man—Phoenix—kissed Penril again, and Penril pulled all the ice cream off his tongue into her own mouth.

“Really, why is my Phoenix like this?”

“Custom-made for you.”

“Does he ask other women for kisses too? What about Aruel?”

“Aruel asks for sex, no, wait, is it the other way around?”

“…Hmph.”

Penril shook her head.

Compared to other officers or women, the Phoenix given to her liked kissing especially.

The reason…

“I didn’t expect you to be this into kissing.”

“Isn’t it because you’re not a real animal even though you’re like a pet?”

“What did you say? You’re not really an animal, you know.”

Penril grabbed Phoenix’s chin and shook it side to side.

“Rather, tell me about Korea. Is there anything special happening lately?”

“Why do you want to hear about Korea?”

“Because a country that’s serious about Mint Chocolate must be serious about everything.”

Penril frowned and muttered under her breath.

“Damn Brits. For the nation that created Mint Chocolate, their cooking is atrocious. Who eats eels spread inside a pie? And then they call it cream foam…”

“But they added Mint Chocolate.”

Mint Chocolate Cream Eel Pie.

That day, Penril attacked Sir Gawein.

Since she couldn’t hit Aruel, she threw the Mint Chocolate Eel Pie at Sir Gawein, its creator.

“His French cooking skills were worse than the British ones. He called it gourmet. Understand?”

“Yeah, yeah. Here, drink this.”

Phoenix handed her a cup nearby.

Penril’s eyes sparkled at the jade-green liquid inside.

“Mint Latte!”

“The truth.”

“Still, Phoenix belongs to Mint.”

The strawberry-loving Phoenix?

He’s dead.

From the moment Penril became his partner, Phoenix turned into a Mint fan.

The original version even held a 49-day memorial service for Six Mint. That’s how much Phoenix loved Mint Chocolate… and Penril who loves Mint Chocolate.

“There’s lots of caffeine in this. Be careful.”

“Even with caffeine, nothing can stop this body when Mint is right in front of me, nyaaang.”

“Is that so? But you shouldn’t get excited so early.”

Phoenix began pulling out snacks one by one.

“What is this, nyaaang?”

“Mint Chocolate Ball. Mint Chocolate Ice Sandwich. Mint Chocolate Cookie.”

“…Lately, products like these have become trendy.”

Penril giggled and tore open the chocolate ball bag.

“The world has improved. People who didn’t care about product quality before are now making proper items like these.”

“Right?”

Phoenix stroked Penril’s hair.

“Actually, I asked them to develop these.”

“What?”

“We have a duty to spread Mint Chocolate throughout the world. It goes beyond just liking or disliking Mint Chocolate; we make even those who dislike it addicted to its taste.”

Beeep.

Phoenix turned on the home theater.

A magical hologram appeared on the white wall, filled with all sorts of Mint Chocolate-related products.

“The era of persuading people with sweet talk is over. Now we need to directly promote and show the truth. Like how the sun rises in the east, sweet and sour pork should be dipped, and virgin heroines are more noble and precious than non-virgin ones…”

“Mint Chocolate is…”

“Delicious.”

Penril and Phoenix smiled at each other and instinctively kissed again.

“Thank you for always tasting like Mint Chocolate.”

“Of course. Did you know? My body flows with Mint Chocolate like blood. Core powers keep it constantly chilled.”

“So does this mean you also taste like Mint Chocolate, nyaaang?”

Penril grinned mischievously and started feeling Phoenix down below.

“If I say Mint Chocolate, it sounds a bit weird, so let’s just say it’s your favorite taste.”

Penril giggled and wrapped her tail around Phoenix’s member.

Just as they were about to start fooling around seriously—

[Excuse me, Sir Penril. Her Majesty is looking for you.]

A blond man with glasses and golden eyes appeared.

[Are you having sex again?]

Although his expression briefly darkened upon seeing Phoenix and Penril embracing each other, he sighed and adjusted his glasses.

[Please arrive at the palace within 15 minutes. Shower thoroughly.]

“Why do we have to go to the palace, nyaaang?”

“Could it be about last time?”

[It’s not about official business.]

The man sighed deeply.

[Her Majesty…]

* * *

“Want to swap?”

Punch.

Penril kicked Aruel’s butt.

“Are you crazy, nyaaang?”

“No, just listen first!”

“Is that something you should say to the monster who raised you like a mother, nyaaang!!”

Slap. Slap.

Penril kept hitting Aruel’s bottom.

While it wasn’t painful, it was extremely effective for teaching lessons to the queen of a nation.

…It was shocking enough that the word “swapping” came out of the queen’s mouth.

“No, wait! Honestly, it’s not swapping!”

“Ha, ha. If you want that, just call another Phoenix.”

“I don’t want that! Doing it with another woman’s Phoenix feels like cheating!”

“Is my Phoenix fine then?”

Has the king gone mad?

Penril eyed the crazed Aruel suspiciously.

“It’s like some kind of mental pollution.”

“Not at all! I’m perfectly normal. Right, darling?!”

“Of course, my lady.”

“Grrr.”

Phoenix made a retching sound toward the bespectacled Phoenix and distanced himself.

“Calling him ‘honey’ and ‘my lady.'”

“My knight doesn’t call me otherwise, nyaaang.”

“That was true until three days ago. Indeed, your synchronization with the queen isn’t without reason. However…”

The bespectacled Phoenix wagged his finger left and right.

“To ignore and disregard Her Majesty’s proposal without proper consideration is extremely disrespectful.”

“Disrespectful or whatever, stop saying things that sound like your mind is corrupted. Keep those dirty thoughts inside your head and don’t bring them out.”

“I apologize, but my lady desires it. I am on the side of my queen.”

“Crazy.”

The two Phoenixes started glaring at each other.

“Do you think it’s okay for me to sleep with Aruel?”

“If it is Her Majesty’s wish.”

“Ah, really? Queen, what wind blew you to say such nonsense?”

“Ah, well, it’s… When I was very young, I saw mother doing…that.”

“Heavens.”

“…That auntie, what did she do with her husband around, nyaaang?”

“She did it with them.”

Upon hearing Aruel’s words, Penril and MintPhoenix froze.

“When mother secretly brought Duke Dublin and Sir Gawein to the bedroom—”

“Enough. I don’t want to hear anymore.”

“Same here, nyaaang.”

Penril’s sigh deepened.

“…Sexual preferences aren’t hereditary, so what is this ridiculous situation?”

“Fenril, think carefully. All Phoenixes are the same anyway. Even if I sleep with your Phoenix, it’s the same as sleeping with any Phoenix.”

“Nonsense, nyaaang.”

“Not nonsense. Aren’t all dicks the same? Though I haven’t personally checked…”

“This body’s dick, nyaaang.”

Penril tightly wrapped her tail around Phoenix’s lower half.

“I understand the lewd desires flowing in your royal blood, but that doesn’t mean I’ll let you take my love and give it to someone else. What about you? Honestly, would you want to sleep with other women besides Aruel?”

“If it is Her Majesty’s wish.”

Communication isn’t working.

Penril felt it might be harder to persuade Netoricus than Aruel.

“Haa, Aruel, be honest. Why are you after my Phoenix?”

Penril straightened her tone and asked seriously.

If this continues, the hard-earned syncro might be undone.

“…I, I was just curious.”

Aruel said, checking the reactions of the two Phoenixes and Penril.

“Wouldn’t any woman wonder what it’s like to be taken from both front and back?”

“No, nyaaang.”

“Surely not.”

“Are there such women in this world?”

“I, men do that, right? Men want to eat two women at once, but women aren’t allowed to?”

“In Korea, that’s called Yankee-style open-mindedness, nyaaang.”

Penril scratched her head.

“This is driving me insane. If you continue like this, you’ll bother other Phoenixes. Maybe try the stray Phoenix shelter where they stare at walls playing games, or ask someone else.”

“What should we do, really….”

Penril pinched Aruel’s cheeks and lamented.

“I didn’t raise you like this. Is it the bloodline?”

“The bloodline might be part of it, but saying such nonsense is unacceptable… Hey, what about asking him?”

At SyncrophobicPhoenix’s suggestion, Netoricus’s eyes widened.

“You mean ‘him’?”

“Yeah. He might give us a good answer.”

Beeeb.

[What’s up?]

“We seek your counsel, O King of Lewdness.”

[What a dog’s life… Just tell me already.]

The King of Lewdness listened to the entire story.

[So Her Majesty Queen Aruel just wants to be pounded from both ends? Then use a dildo.]

“Dildos aren’t enough. She wants a real penis.”

[Oh? Penril, what about you?]

“…Though I don’t want to, really don’t want to, haa, if Aruel wishes, I could lend her Phoenix.”

[Not interested in being double penetrated vaginally and anally?]

“…It would be a lie to say I’m not curious, but my body belongs to Phoenix, nyaaang.”

[Then it’s simple.]

The Lewd Phoenix delivered a clear answer.

[Let AruelP and PenrilP both enjoy Jeolpung together. Aruel can possess Jeolpungroid. Simple, right?]

“…….”

“…….”

“Kyaaaah! Let go! How dare you touch my baggage while I’m working, kyaah…!!”

If switching Phoenix’s parts for sex counts as swapping.

Unfortunately, no conclusion was reached.