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Chapter 89

Tap tap tap tap…

A series of flip-flop sounds echoed.

In just a few seconds, Wen Han appeared downstairs, dressed casually. This made her chest look even more prominent, like two large, round buns.

Su Zeheng felt awkward and turned his head away.

“Uncle, did you come here to ask me out on a date?” Wen Han deliberately moved closer, forcing Su Zeheng to step back several paces.

“Don’t do this…” he coughed uncomfortably, “I just wanted to come over and sit with you.”

“Sit?!” Wen Han was shocked, covering her mouth, “Oh my god, Uncle, you’re so… yandang and straightforward.”

“I meant sit down!”

“Like, do it?”

Su Zeheng was momentarily speechless, then seriously shook his head, “I know you’re not that kind of person.”

“Pfft—!”

This guy always hit her funny bone; Wen Han couldn’t hold back her laughter anymore.

She sized him up, suddenly reaching out to grab Su Zeheng’s clothes, “Uncle, tell me the truth, do you want to?”

His Adam’s apple twitched wildly as he nervously glanced around, “We’re in your neighborhood!”

“So what if I’m not afraid? What are you afraid of?” Wen Han rolled her eyes, suddenly cold, “Why did you come today? Don’t tell me you really want to…”

“Stop joking.” Su Zeheng avoided Wen Han’s hand, “I came because you just moved to a new home, and I haven’t given you a housewarming gift yet.”

With that, Su Zeheng pulled out a big box from his car.

“Hmm?” Wen Han looked it over, “What’s this?”

“A rice cooker!” Su Zeheng smiled slightly, “I think this brand is good.”

“…”

Her lips twitched, and she rolled her eyes, “You give girls gifts, and you choose a rice cooker?!”

“… It’s for moving to a new home, so I thought…”

“Alright.” Wen Han suddenly flashed a bright smile, “I was just kidding. Thank you, Uncle~ mua!”

Su Zeheng swallowed hard.

Wen Han took the rice cooker and suddenly looked up teasingly, “I moved, you gave me a gift… Are we that close of friends?”

“I’ve always wanted to be friends with you.” Su Zeheng said seriously, “I believe we can become good friends.”

Proximity to vermilion makes one red, proximity to ink makes one black.

Although Su Zeheng wouldn’t claim to be red, if he could become good friends with Wen Han, he could gradually influence her views and prevent her from being corrupted by black magic, becoming a true demon.

That’s why he hoped to exchange sincerity for sincerity, becoming a friend who could share secrets, leading each other toward light— at least avoiding breaking the law or harming others.

“… Oh?”

Wen Han was somewhat surprised by this response.

She held the large box in her hands, then grinned, “Uncle, I almost fell in love with you!”

“Don’t joke around.” Su Zeheng seemed passive when it came to such matters, “As long as you like it, after all, I saw everything when I helped you move…”

He suddenly remembered something.

His expression changed instantly, lost in thought.

“What were you thinking about?” Wen Han caught on quickly and smiled, “My house does have everything, but there’s one thing missing, only you can give it to me.”

“… Me?”

“Yes.” Wen Han narrowed her eyes seductively, “Someone needs a kind, honest, and justice-filled man~”

“… Phew! This is a bit too much!”

Su Zeheng turned his head, scratching his hair, “By the way, do you want to go out for a walk later?”

“Your fox tail is showing?” Wen Han giggled, “But I’m busy today~ I need to get some sleep!”

“Huh? Sleep?” Su Zeheng paused for a moment, “Tomorrow?”

“Nope, I have plans tomorrow too.” Wen Han shrugged, lightly patting his shoulder, “Thanks for the rice cooker, straight man Uncle.”

“Hey, you…”

Before he finished speaking, the figure in front of him had already returned to the elevator.

Su Zeheng lowered his arm, then raised his eyes, “Tomorrow… Will she really act again?”

This visit was not only to give a gift but also to test.

Su Zeheng nodded, silently returning to his car.

Looking up along his departure route.

On the balcony, Wen Han watched him leave, narrowing her eyes.

“There’s no smoke without fire. What does this guy want?”

She glanced at the nearby rice cooker.

The rice cooker had been taken apart into pieces.

There was no tracking device, no hidden messages, just an ordinary rice cooker.

Then why did he come today… just to give a gift?

Wen Han didn’t believe it.

Even if he was honest and naive, he was still a member of the Light Magic Society. Plus, he wasn’t stupid!

“Hmm?”

After a while, she suddenly realized something.

“Tomorrow… Oh? He came to test me?… Could it be Zhou Bin? Did he also take notice?”

“What does he…” Wen Han tugged at her shoulder strap, “want to do?”



That day, Wen Han naturally didn’t stay at home obediently.

She brought Little Yuan and Lin Na, and the three of them wandered through the malls of Star River City like a family of three, eating and shopping.

When they were done playing, the three finally returned to Wen Han’s new home.

“Woah! So big?!”

It had been over a week since they moved in, and this was Lin Na’s first visit.

She looked around excitedly, suddenly noticing a broken rice cooker, “Hey? Wen Han, what’s this?”

“A rice cooker.” Wen Han carelessly put on slippers for Little Yuan and took off her coat.

“A rice cooker?” Lin Na was surprised, “Didn’t you have a different one before?”

“It was a gift.”

“A gift?”

“Yes, from that uncle, Su Zeheng.” Wen Han glanced over, “Remember?”

“Su Zeheng… Oh! You mean the one you asked me to leave that day, one of those three people!”

“You got it.”

“But…” Lin Na was puzzled, “Why a broken one?”

“Just bored.” Wen Han opened a milk tea and sipped, “I took it apart.”

“Wow!” Lin Na finally sat down, impressed, “Did you give a gift? Wen Han, is this part of your dowry?”

“Dowry with a rice cooker?”

“But this shows you two have a special relationship!” Lin Na couldn’t help but look gossipy, “I rarely see you accept gifts from guys! Tell me! How far have things gone?”

Wen Han glanced at her indifferently, “We’ve slept together hundreds of times.”

“Hundreds of times? That’s nonsense! You’ve known each other for just days, this frequency is too high.” Lin Na rolled her eyes, “Forget it! But… it looks like you might have a wedding soon?”

“Hmph…”

Wen Han smiled without answering.

Wedding?

Who would marry me? Who would dominate me? Who would sleep with me?

The answer is no one! Men only slow down my earning speed!

Crack!

Just as the two friends were talking, a sound came from the bathroom.

Wen Han immediately stood up and walked over quickly.

When they arrived, they found Little Yuan sitting on the floor, with items scattered everywhere.

“Mom, what’s this?”

Shaking the vibrator in her hand, Little Yuan accidentally triggered the mechanism.

Buzz buzz buzz…

A familiar sound echoed in the bathroom.


After Becoming a Mom, I Turned into a Dark Magical Girl

After Becoming a Mom, I Turned into a Dark Magical Girl

《当妈后我变成黑魔法少女》
Status: Ongoing

It is said that if a man remains a virgin until the age of 30, he will gain magical powers. On his 30th birthday, Wen Han actually transformed into a 17-year-old dark magical girl.

Six months later, a single mother settled down in Xinghe City.

“I have three dreams.”
“First, I want my daughter to grow up happy and healthy.”
“Second, I want to drive away all the men who want to sleep with me.”
“Third… hehe, men are so much fun.”

A mostly slice-of-life story.
This is a work of fiction and has no connection to real names, places, or events. The laws and societal structures in the story may differ from reality.

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