### Chapter 90: A Good Whack, Even the Dragon Lady Has to Sit Pretty!
“Here it comes, here it comes!”
“The diary’s getting updated again! Hurry up, I’m about to lose my mind here!”
“If you’re not feeling stable, I suggest you skip the Emperor’s diary. It’s addictive, I swear! Right now, I just can’t focus on my training.”
“Who knows if this diary has entered the secret realm yet?”
“Haha, I just can’t wait to see what happens to the Female Dragon! She’s so arrogant; she must have made plenty of enemies!”
In every corner of the world, amidst the chatter of cultivators…
The shimmering screen of the transmission array finally revealed a full diary entry.
Eternal Emperor’s Diary, Page Forty-Three:
[I’ve entered the secret realm…]
[A lot has happened, let me write it down in detail!]
“There are many types of secret realms. Some occur naturally due to special circumstances, while others are opened up by powerful cultivators, serving as training sanctuaries where spiritual herbs can be cultivated.”
“And this Northern Wilderness Secret Realm? Yep, it was opened by some bigshot.”
“Inside, there are plenty of dilapidated palace ruins and traces of spiritual herb gardens. It’s not huge, but it’s ancient and full of history.”
“The first thing I did upon entering the ruins was to spot the Female Dragon’s location. Let me tell you, what a sight it was…”
“There have been quite a few interesting developments lately. That Female Dragon is way too overbearing; she’s offended a lot of visiting cultivators. Sure, she’s powerful enough to beat many of them, but I know she’ll meet her end sooner or later.”
“Once you step into a secret realm, that’s when it’s all-out gladiator battles. Many cultivators have no qualms about their actions.”
“I suspect quite a few cultivators have formed alliances against her.”
“And the Female Dragon? She’s completely oblivious.”
“What a pity for her pretty face and figure! Once she falls into someone else’s hands, her fate is easy to guess.”
“However, this is none of my business.”
“I first set up a secret base. After all, I’m going to be here for a while.”
“Then, I arranged small teleportation arrays in various corners of the realm and at the exits. It consumed a lot of spirit stones, but it’s all for survival!”
“Anyway, I took all these spirit stones from the Jiang Family. They’ll keep me well stocked for a while.”
“Small teleportation arrays paired with corresponding teleportation talismans make life a lot easier. As soon as I activate the talisman, I can teleport right to the designated place.”
“This significantly improves my chances of survival. After all, no one knows what dangers lurk in this secret realm or if I’ll run into stronger cultivators.”
“After making all these preparations, I finally embarked on a treasure-hunting expedition…”
“Sure, I was slower than the others, but the risks were lower!”
“For some time, I reaped plenty of rewards.”
“And, just as I expected…”
“Not long after the Female Dragon entered the secret realm, she was hunted down by cultivators left and right, bouncing around like a jack-in-the-box!”
“Ha! Serves her right for being so cocky.”
“But here’s the kicker!”
“I never thought that while I was hiding in my secret base, going over my gains, the Female Dragon would just burst in!”
“I froze!”
“In an instant, I was ready to activate my teleportation talisman and escape, but the Female Dragon had come prepared; she tied one of my arms with a magical artifact ribbon, and I couldn’t get free.”
“cr*p!”
“The Female Dragon told me she had been keeping an eye on me ever since entering the secret realm. She saw me acting all sneaky setting up arrays, and scoffed at me. But now, chased with nowhere to run, she had to seek my help!”
“Inside, I couldn’t help but smirk: Why should I save you?”
“Alas, after some bargaining, I had to face reality. Honestly, I might not win a fight with her, but I couldn’t just run away!”
“Of course, I’m not letting her off easy!”
“I’ll be extorting a heap of resources and spiritual herbs!”
“And one more condition…”
“From now on, when you see me, you’ll call me ‘Lord’! If I say go east, you better not go west, and all your actions in this secret realm will be at my command!”
“Besides that!”
“I remembered how she was going to slap me last time, so I demanded to spank her three times!”
“Chuckle!”
“The Female Dragon wanted to resist, but after some haggling, we settled for one smack!”
“Looking at the fiery glare in her eyes, I felt ecstatic!”
“After all, she’s a Heaven Transformation cultivator, and look! She had to comply with my demands! Can you believe that?”
“Well, let’s just say I gave her a solid whack…”
“Yep, the feel was just right!”
“After that, the Female Dragon behaved herself a lot more.”
“But, trouble was still lurking ahead.”
“Escaping this hunt? I needed to plan; relying on the Female Dragon wasn’t going to cut it.”
And that’s where this diary entry ends. Clearly, it was written after the Eternal Emperor had been in the secret realm for a while.
Moreover, the content is quite juicy…
Making cultivators everywhere burst into laughter.
“HAHAHA! I can’t breathe!”
“Only the Eternal Emperor would dare to spank the Female Dragon!”
“This diary is pure joy!”
“Next time, I should try this with arrogant female cultivators!”
“Turns out, even the Female Dragon becomes obedient after a good smack!”
“Not to mention, the Eternal Emperor really knows how to play it safe! Entering a secret realm while assessing risks and setting up teleportation arrays? Now, that’s just too cautious!”
“Recently, the trend of being cautious is all the rage in the cultivation world, and the Eternal Emperor is right in the middle of it!”
“Is the Female Dragon still alive? I can’t wait to see her reaction when she finds out, hehehe!”
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Liyue Celestial Dynasty.
Imperial Garden.
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Qing Dai, after finishing the diary, had a peculiar expression on her face as she glanced at Ye Qingge, thinking to herself:
“So this is what you meant by teaching Lin Feng a lesson, huh?”
“Something feels off!”
“Clearly, it’s you who got schooled.”
Qing Dai’s gaze inadvertently drifted toward Ye Qingge’s behind, a flicker of sympathy flashing in her eyes.
Could it be she really did get a whack?
Uh—
Thinking about it, her own embarrassing moment didn’t seem as bad anymore.
At that time, she was just a cow!
Not even in human form yet.
Ye Qingge shifted in her seat, a faint blush creeping onto her usually cold face, even her strong heart couldn’t contain her embarrassment now.
This is so awkward!
It felt like the air had solidified.
Fortunately, it was just Qing Dai around; if anyone else were here, how would she face them?
Ye Qingge quietly fumed:
“What a j*rk!”
“You really dared to write all that in your diary!”
Feeling Qing Dai’s peculiar gaze, she felt her face burn even more.
Restless.
She couldn’t help but think of the scene where she was pressed down, getting smacked, that tingling sensation coming back like a lingering itch in her heart.
Cough—
Finally, Ye Qingge couldn’t hold it in any longer, lightly clearing her throat and saying, “I’m a bit tired, I’ll head back to my palace now.”
As soon as she finished, she promptly got up and left.
Qing Dai, noticing her discomfort, naturally did not attempt to stop her.
She thought to herself, I still have another diary entry to read!
A moment later…
Ye Qingge returned to her palace, and her previously composed appearance crumbled as her face turned red as a fire cloud.
She took out a small wax figure resembling Lin Feng.
Smack!
Smack!
Ye Qingge, feeling humiliated and angry, started smacking the little figure.
“Humph!”
“How dare you spank me…”
“Not only that, but also mention it in your diary! You bet you deserve this!”
As she smacked the figure, her mouth overflowed with grumbles.
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Jade Pool Sacred Land.
At this moment, Yuan Ruoyu was still immersed in the realm of the sacred land, yet it didn’t hinder her from reading the diary.
After finishing the Emperor’s diary, she shook her head with a smile.
For a while,
Yuan Ruoyu exhaled, lightly saying, “Thank goodness it’s not me being written about!”
Wondering what she might feel…
She felt a slight flush rise to her face, quickly followed by an unsettling thought.
If the timeline in the diary progresses, someday, it would certainly expose content regarding her!
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Jiang Family.
In the old ancestor’s Cave Heaven, Jiang Wujì had finally refined the Exotic Dao Element.
He emerged from seclusion, just about to take a look at the latest diary entries…
Suddenly, his expression shifted, and he took out a jade slip, a type of communication artifact.
With a thought, Jiang Wujì extended his consciousness into the jade slip.
Receiving a transmission message.
In an instant, Jiang Wujì’s face contorted with rage, his voice low and grim:
“They teamed up to give me a beating, and that wasn’t enough?”
“Now they’re ganging up on my Jiang Family in the Heavenly Storm Realm? This is excessive!”
Jiang Wujì’s eyes reddened, gritting his teeth: “Fine! If they want to play, then my Jiang Family will play along to the end!”
“Come here!”
Soon, an old servant flew over, bowing, “Ancestor, what is your command?”
“Spread the word!”
“Immediately call Jiang Tang and Jiang Chen to lead the elite to the Heavenly Storm Realm to support Chu Jiang. Leave at once, and there can be no mistakes!”
The old servant’s face turned serious, thinking a major event was occurring. Not daring to delay, he promptly left to spread the message.
“Humph!”
Jiang Wujì snorted coldly before turning away.
Not far off, the projection screen flickered, revealing the final diary entry gradually materializing.
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