Chapter 969

EP.969 Part 2 Chapter 9 Section 25

If you want to meet the Commander, you gotta wait in line.

Just showing up unannounced won’t get you a meeting – you’ll just get kicked out.

The S-Rank heroes around me will eagerly chase away any flies buzzing around.

Why?

To avoid interruptions during our “special activities”!

Other magic maidens can put on performances just like Seok Harang showed us.

In fact, if someone disrupts their “turn,” I’m pretty sure at least one S-Rank would die trying to protect it.

Therefore, if you want to meet the Commander officially, you must approach officially.

I hate unnecessary hassle.

-We’ll keep the front door open for official contact, but anyone sneaking through the back door gets a shotgun blast.

Now, how do we publicly announce this to the masses? In the game world, there are many creative ways suggested.

And after exploring countless options, I’ve found the perfect solution – a filter to separate those who genuinely want to have sex with the Commander from the rest, courtesy of Shin-ra.

“Let’s hold an audition.”

“An audition?”

Yuna dropped her cake.

She must have been wondering if she heard correctly.

“You mean a magical girl audition?”

“Yeah. Though we’re now officially ‘Magical Girls Magical Kyuukkyuuk,’ we started as ‘Oracle Studio,’ remember?”

“That’s right.”

Using monster hunting as the premise, I founded a studio. Meanwhile, the massive Oracle-backed American studio used movie shoots as a cover for monster hunting.

-Magic girls fighting monsters? Who’s this movie even for… lol.

-C-Rank here, but no panty shots so only 1 point.

-Ugh, such cringe…

Hearing lewd sounds inside what’s supposed to be an 18+ romance game is awkward, but since the game mirrors reality, its network reflects real-world reactions too.

Now that the truth about magic girls has been revealed, the entire online community knows.

-I thought these girls were real magic maidens!

-S-Rank effects look cool, but all virgins gone, so only 1 point (account deleted).

-Ugh, such cringe…

S-Rank heroes.

Whether they’re magic girls or Infinite Boys doesn’t matter.

As long as they protect the nation and ensure citizens’ safety!

Magic girls truly are humanity’s hope!

What exactly are magic girls?

People start focusing on their past actions.

“People are starting to analyze what magic girls have done. They’re studying your abilities and assessing your strength.”

“Some people even analyze ability growth by period to figure out when magic power was supplied?”

“What a waste of time. Why care about someone else’s first time?”

“It’s kyuuuk day for them. Su Ri’s kyuuuk day got exposed.”

“…It’s not even her birthday. Ugh.”

Being a magic girl under the Commander means having your first experience broadcast as “kyuuuk day” for everyone to celebrate. What a crazy world.

“You should’ve noticed sooner.”

“The Commander made sure to conceal everything beforehand.”

“True.”

Shin-ra masterfully created distractions while leading the magic girls.

Her numerous heroic deeds effectively deceived the public.

-Wait, weren’t they just filming some kind of magical girl series?

-Turns out they were actually hunting real monsters.

-For five months, nobody knew they were doing this since February…

After monster hunts, Yu-sung handled cleanup, ensuring no traces remained in public view.

Using the studio setup and obtaining Hunter Guild certification prevented suspicion.

Public promotional materials were deliberately minimized, and C-Rank battle footage was used to create diversions.

All for that one explosive moment in Seoul.

For the moment when Seon Ui-cheol falls from power.

-Perseverance wins!

-We’ve trusted the magical girls all along!

-Holy crap. Watching Nuri grow up is heartwarming, though knowing how makes it complicated… But if she’s happy, then okay!

Most people aware of Magical Girls Magical Kyuukkyuuk view us favorably.

-I want to become a magic girl too!

But because of “the Guild” thing, Magical Girls Magical Kyuukkyuuk now receives countless guild membership applications.

Our office website’s sole communication channel – the bulletin board – has exploded beyond control, with people worldwide taking over.

The gist is simple:

-I want to kyuukkyuuk too!

-Commander, please give me magic power injection.

-I’ll become a magic girl if you let me.

Everyone wants to become a magic girl.

“Hmph, this popularity.”

“It feels like dealing with completely different people, Commander.”

“It’s time for everyone to reveal what they’ve been suppressing. Too bad it’s not about having sex with me, Yuna.”

“I could handle 100 requests if you want.”

“Of course. Not just anyone gets to have sex with me.”

Naturally.

“But these guys are problematic.”

Some male applicants want gender reassignment surgery to become magic girls,

others post pictures of themselves in drag claiming it’s the era of boys dressed as girls,

and some extreme cases even ask to be treated as magic girls despite being men.

“I want to kill all these idiots, but doing so now would cause chaos.”

A hitlist targeting forum users spamming nonsense is currently being compiled using big data.

“So we need covert assassins sent out. After filtering.”

“After filtering?”

“There might be genuine candidates among these desperate people.”

“While everyone wants to be a hero, their reasons vary – heroism, money, fame, or revenge.”

Like wanting to save people, or seeking vengeance for family killed by monsters or villains, or desiring strength to protect loved ones.

“They’d sacrifice anything precious to have sex with the Commander and become magic girls.”

-I’m qualified to be a magic girl! Look, proof of virginity!

-I’m not a virgin anymore?

-Ah!

Desperately seeking kyuukkyuuk at any cost.

Willing to spread their legs and offer their first time to become magic girls.

Eager to gain special abilities through the Commander.

“After the Commander came out, more people like these will appear. Counting on your cooperation, Yuna.”

“Of course. I’ll guard the Commander’s semen carefully.”

From now on, we’ll face opponents like these in the mid-game.

We need to quickly separate pearls hidden among maggots.

Otherwise, they might be corrupted by negativity and turn into enemies later.

Meaning…

-Why won’t you kyuukkyuuk with me? Why won’t you kyuukkyuuk with me? Why won’t you kyuukkyuuk with me? …

Those driven insane by lack of kyuukkyuuk opportunities.

-Shouldn’t we just force it?

Conspiracies to rape the Commander.

-I hate magic girls…

Taking out frustration on magic girls instead of the Commander.

-Kieeek! I’m angry! I’ll eat and kill the Commander!

By the final game stage, originally well-intentioned individuals could become villains or terrorists.

Thus, we need to provide them proper channels.

While some can’t handle global admiration or hatred toward newly selected candidates and mentally break down, we’ll select those who can overcome these challenges through events.

Someone who can proudly declare to everyone:

-I had sex with this man!

Such individuals need a chance to appeal to the Commander, hence the “audition.”

“If we announce auditions in Korea, the airport will explode, right?”

“In Japan, they’ll probably swim across the Korea Strait.”

“True. Let’s prepare an announcement then.”

It’s July 10th, night.

“We’ll make a Commander-exclusive Twitter account to post announcements. We’ll conduct auditions via video introductions first.”

People worldwide unable to come to Korea will contact us via email, which is better than randomly lying down at New Seoul Station or Busan Port without planning.

“We should mention that we’ll hire promising candidates during the audition process.”

Through multiple playthroughs, I know how Earthlings in the game behave.

Though I’m aware of their desperate pleas, I have no intention of having sex with them or letting Shin-ra do so.

Therefore…

“Produce Kyuukkyuuk Star. Tell those who want to become magic girls to apply here.”

“And…”

“Truly desperate ones will swim across the sea to get here, right?”

* * * *

After pausing the game for a moment,

I checked the time and removed my headset.

“Why are you doing that?”

“Shin-ra, it’s your turn.”

“My turn?”

“Yes.”

I pointed to the cooldown timer in the game.

“It’s time for kyuukkyuuk. Go ahead and set the auto-play.”

“What about you?”

“I’m…”

I pointed to the whitened door.

“Going on a date.”

“With me?”

“We had an agreement, remember.”

“An agreement?”

“Yes.”

I made an agreement.

“After Harangi finishes with you, it’s my turn.”

“Wasn’t that supposed to be about sex?!”

“Shin-ra.”

I stroked Shin-ra’s head and kissed her forehead.

“The final course of a date is usually getting a room and having sex.”