Chapter 3: Hot and bothered, do you believe it?
“I seem to have overlooked something. Why did I turn into a loli? And why am I now two lolis? What on Earth is going on?”
Even though it might be a bit late to realize, Night Lan finally spotted the blind spot.
This made her think of what she said before going to sleep yesterday.
She seems to have mentioned wanting to become a loli, and then, voilà! She woke up as one the next morning.
Oh, and she also wished for a soft, warm pillow, and then Night Star was born.
“Wait, so that random wish actually came true!? But what’s the principle behind it?!”
Now that she recognized the cause, Night Lan was suddenly at a loss for words.
“Is it too late to wish for a ton of money now?”
But nothing happened, no matter how she tried.
Night Lan gave up and stretched lazily, her petite body basking in the sunlight pouring in through the window, looking as slim as a little kitty stretching.
Her loose shirt slipped off her shoulder, revealing her fair, rosy skin.
Night Star just stood there dumbfounded, watching her unconscious actions.
“Wow~ So lewd.”
Night Lan cast a glance at Night Star, her gaze lingering on Night Star’s equally bare shoulder, her cheeks slightly flushed.
“What are you staring at? You’re lewd too!”
Well, both bodies belonged to her, so this was a bit of a bizarre experience.
Night Lan tried to find some clothes to wear but quickly realized that it was going to be impossible for a single guy like her to have loli-sized clothes lying around!
So, it had to wait.
Going out now felt off, so she decided to order some online first.
And before shopping, she should probably get some data on her current body; that would make things easier.
Fortunately, there were scales at home.
“Hmm~ Height: 1.43 meters, Weight: around thirty-something kilograms. Not bad, just a bit on the skinny side.”
Night Lan blushed as she touched her chest; it was soft, not much of a bump. Just enough for an A cup, really.
Guess that was why she felt so light in the first place.
Night Star watched Night Lan’s actions, looking on with an expression that screamed, “Should I say something?”
“Is it really okay for someone who used to be a guy to casually touch a girl’s chest like this?”
“I’m just adapting, adapting.”
“Old perv.”
“I’m not old!”
Even though she was technically just one person, playing both roles to this extent was quite astonishing.
Always talking to herself, always acting, constantly comforting herself.
She knew herself best, she knew what to say to lift her spirits.
Setting aside the fact that she had turned into a loli, there were still some perks to this.
“Is it really okay to accept my current identity so easily?”
“Well, what can I do? It’s not like I’m going to find a girlfriend in this lifetime. My social life is a mess. If being a loli means life will be easier, why not accept reality…”
Night Lan squatted in a corner drawing circles, slowly coming to terms with it.
“Living easier… does that mean quitting my job and waiting to d*e at home?”
“Ying ying ying~ Don’t state such a harsh reality! I’ve been trying to avoid it!”
Night Lan let out an adorable wail, looking defeated by reality.
Night Star pondered for a moment.
“Hmm… sometimes I wonder if I’m really this dramatic?”
“Go eat seeds.”
After a while, their delivery arrived.
Night Lan and Night Star dug into the identical takeout boxes while continuing to discuss yesterday’s events.
“Since what I said before bed came true, does that mean all the elements have come to fruition?”
Night Lan chewed on her food, her cheeks puffed up adorably like a little hamster storing food.
“Who knows~ I guess so.”
Like wanting to turn into a loli and ending up with a two-for-one surprise.
Or wanting a soft, warm pillow, only to find out that the “pillow” was herself.
It’s just too ridiculous!
Now to repeat the original wish.
“Being a carefree little loli might not be so bad, but if some weird person sees me and turns me into a stuffed toy, that would be a disaster. I definitely need to know how to protect myself. I don’t need to be a fighter, just fast enough to escape danger would do.”
“If only I had a soft, warm pillow.”
The first half of the first sentence and the second sentence had already come true.
But what about the second half of that first sentence?
Night Lan stretched out her little leg, resting it against Night Star’s. It had a satisfying, soft touch.
“Hmm~”
Night Star rubbed her smooth chin and said, “Does that mean we can run really fast now? Faster than national sprinters?”
“Who knows? It’s possible.”
Night Lan’s eyes lit up as she exclaimed, “Why not try it!?”
Night Star thought for a moment.
“Forget it, there’s no space at home to run. Plus, I’m not comfortable going out right now. Let’s wait to see if the clothes we ordered arrive first.”
“Alright~”
Then the room fell silent, with only the sound of the two of them munching on lunch.
“How about… we take a shower later?”
“Shower in broad daylight… I see you’re really curious about this body now, huh? Pervert.”
“Whoever thinks badly of themselves like this?”
“It makes it seem like there are two people here!”
“Ugh~” x2
Night Lan and Night Star both wrapped their heads in their arms, their heads pounding.
But no matter what, the two of them ended up taking a shower, unable to resist the curiosity about their female bodies~
And soon, peculiar sounds echoed in the bathroom.
“Hmm~ This spot is a bit itchy.”
“Wow~ Looking closely now, our bodies are pretty petite.”
“Uh… is this the girl’s secret garden? So smooth.”
“Wait, why is there nosebleed everywhere? This is seriously damaging to the lsp image!”
“Hot and bothered…”
“Right, hot and bothered.”
……
A week passed.
The severance pay was deposited, and the online shopping clothes arrived.
Now Night Lan and Night Star lived a life of gaming together during the day, and cuddling each other to sleep at night.
I have to say, it was a pretty easy life.
But whether this carefree lifestyle could last was another story.
Night Lan looked at her bank balance stuck below five digits, frowning with concern.
“Looks like I really need to find a legitimate source of income. Otherwise, I might have to cling to a rich woman…”
Clinging to a rich woman might be a bit embarrassing, but it didn’t seem like a total loss either.
She pondered for a while, gradually making up her mind, her gaze becoming resolute.
“Decided! Time to head out.”
This wasn’t just about finding a beautiful rich woman, but also about trying her luck at finding a job that could support them both.
That was the plan!
With that, Night Lan dressed herself in the clothes she ordered online, bundling up tightly in the not-so-hot weather, looking anything but cute.
Yep, that’s the effect she wanted!
“Hmm, armed and ready!”
This time, Night Lan didn’t want to take her other body along.
After all, it was still herself; there was no point in bringing her along—she might as well stay home to guard the place.
Glancing at Night Star sitting on the couch, munching on chips while watching anime, Night Lan took a deep breath and stepped out the door, her heart fluttering with nervousness.
A new life was about to begin.
