The dining table was once very quiet.
Early in the morning, Li Mo made xiaolongbao (steamed dumplings). The last bun was taken by Bing Tuozi and… afterwards, it was forcefully pressed into the vinegar bowl.
Creak—creak—
The xiaolongbao emitted a sound of despair and fear. Its clean and translucent skin instantly turned black.
Qin Yuzhi hadn’t reacted yet: “Eh, enough already, Little Ice Girl. It’s almost been soaked black by the vinegar.”
Creak… creak!
Jiang Chulong pursed her lips, as if she could imagine how strong the vinegar taste must be. Goosebumps appeared on her fair neck.
Everyone raised their heads at a forty-five-degree angle, looking up at the sky as if they were lost in thought, except…
“Then let’s go now.”
Xie Xuan stood up excitedly, ready to set off.
“Why are you in such a hurry? There’s no brothel that opens so early.”
Li Mo gave him an annoyed look and then cleared his throat:
“As everyone knows, as a man of integrity like me, I have no interest in places like brothels. It’s definitely not for selfish reasons.”
“It’s just that Xie Xuan’s words this morning enlightened me, so I want to reciprocate…”
“I’m quite familiar with the opening hours of brothels.”
“!”
Li Mo turned his head.
But he saw that Bing Tuozi had a gloomy gaze, putting the vinegar-soaked xiaolongbao in her mouth expressionlessly.
“!!”
Everyone felt their scalp tingle and shrank their necks.
To eat something so sour and remain expressionless?
Isn’t this no different from killing someone without batting an eye?!
This time, not only the Three Heroes of Hengyun but even Xie Xuan, who has the heart of a little master, wisely closed his mouth and looked at Little Li.
How do you deal with a wife who brings out your soul?
But isn’t that why Little Li is considered a genius?
A flash of inspiration struck Li Mo!
“In fact, I plan to bring Bing Tuozi along.”
Ying Bing: “?”
Everyone: “What??”
Not only the people at the same table, but even the dragons-in-waiting watching the commotion fell into deep thought, their eyes filled with bewilderment.
Bro, are you taking the second-ranked beauty from the Hundred Rankings to visit a brothel?
Now, even the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths think Cold Fairy is as cold and divine as a goddess, and everyone wants to worship her. Are you going to drag her to a seafood market and show her off by spending money on other women?
What kind of move is this?
Who can survive against you! A wife who brings out your soul!
“Hold on, Fengyue Xiaozhu doesn’t accept female guests.”
Xie Xuan, having worked there before, knows the rules well.
Li Mo took out a handkerchief to wipe Bing Tuozi’s red lips.
“It’s simple, Bing Tuozi just needs to dress as a boy, right?”
He then looked at Ying Bing and held her hand, which was holding a big-headed doll, gently saying:
“We agreed to tour the Imperial Capital together, starting with Fengyue Building.”
“…”
“Sister, I want to see you in my clothes.”
Little Li, who always wants to hear his brother’s words, used his ultimate move here!
Ying Bing pursed her lips. Recently, she seemed to have been enlightened by this childish ghost, always calling her “sister.”
This time, she added ‘I want to see you in my clothes.’
How should she respond?
Bing Tuozi lowered her gaze for a moment, realizing she couldn’t respond.
“Alright…”
“!!”
As the words fell, everyone present was struck like lightning, feeling scorched outside and tender inside.
Even more outrageous events happened. Cold Fairy agreed!
“d*mn, does this mean… he really is a genius?”
Xie Xuan originally had some reservations about Little Li.
But seeing this move, he felt his head itching, as if something was about to grow…
“As expected of him, I also want to learn this…”
Wu Chushu felt his scalp tingle and sucked in a breath.
Qian Hong mercilessly mocked: “Go ahead, I believe in you. The third place on the Hundred Rankings is the sect master of Penglai Star Sect, the first place is the Empress, and the fourth… is Hua Nongying. Which one are you planning to deal with?”
“…”
What is he trying to do? Is he trying to rebel or compete with the two top sea queens of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths?
Why two? Because the sea of Penglai Star Sect and Fengyue Xiaozhu don’t belong to the same track…
Wu Chushu looked at Li Mo with envy and awe.
Li Mo led Bing Tuozi back to the room and picked several pieces of clothing from his own wardrobe, finally choosing a luxurious brocade robe.
This piece of clothing was what he wore when he first came to Qingyuan Sect. Back then, he was still a sickly young master.
“Now it seems I can’t wear it anymore.”
Li Mo held the luxurious robe against himself.
“Just this one.” Ying Bing, after taking the robe, revealed a gentle look in her eyes.
So much time had passed. This once fitting robe was now too small for him.
In the meantime, it seemed to fit her perfectly.
After a while.
While Li Mo was flipping through the Muscle Changing Classic, the sunlight outside had brightened. The third dragon-in-waiting’s room seemed to be close to the sun, with its elegant furnishings bathed in a golden light, shining brightly throughout the room.
She stepped on the golden light, emerging from behind the screen. This robe was slightly too large for her, but it was just right, making her broad chest less prominent.
Her face was like frost, her silver crown neatly tied, her clear and serene phoenix-like eyes elegant and dignified.
At this moment, it was certain that even an experienced seafood merchant who frequented brothels would notice.
Therefore, the most crucial part was the formless glass gauze, truly making Bing Tuozi androgynous.
“How is it?”
Ying Bing smoothed out the creases of the robe, able to smell the familiar scent on it.
“Amazing, Bing Tuozi.”
The Muscle Changing Classic in Li Mo’s hand dropped with a thud, but he was so shocked that he couldn’t even close his mouth, let alone pick up the book.
He was worried that Bing Tuozi might not be comfortable wearing men’s clothing.
He knew that Ying Bing had experienced many storms in her previous life due to her extraordinary beauty, causing many unnecessary troubles.
So, for convenience, she occasionally dressed as a man.
“Really?”
Bing Tuozi’s face suddenly came closer.
“!”
Little Li noticed that she was supporting herself against the wall with one hand.
Maybe…
He was now being cornered by Bing Tuozi, and she was so close that he could smell the faint fragrance when she spoke, but it vanished in an instant.
Ying Bing glanced at him, covering herself with the formless glass gauze.
“Let’s go.”
He had used too many of his ultimate moves recently.
So, the mischievous Bing Tuozi just launched a surprise attack!
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PS: Tonight, my grandmother’s birthday dinner, the family will be eating out, so the update will be a bit late, but it won’t be less, -3-
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