Chapter 344: Catching the Cheater
“Got it?”
“Yeah!”
Judging by her firm tone, Yun Zhonghe figured there shouldn’t be any problems.
Then, to his surprise, Chen Leling even leaned over to sniff the chamber pot gently and flashed a bright smile that seemed to say, “See? No smell!”
Of course, as a cultivator, Yun Zhonghe’s waste didn’t have the ordinary stink. Cultivators’ bodies were purified through long periods of practice, reaching a level far beyond the mundane. Even their excrement had a fresh and pure scent.
Isn’t that amazing?
Moreover, the Peach Nineer would come every day to clean Yun Zhonghe’s place, adding a pleasant fragrance.
Yun Zhonghe gently ruffled Chen Leling’s head, with affectionate instructions, “Next time you need to use the bathroom, remember to come here.”
“Okay!”
She nodded decisively, radiating youthful joy and satisfaction.
Yeah, it’s easier than keeping a pet.
Then, Yun Zhonghe disposed of the used tissues, turned to the basin, and poured a few scoops of water, meticulously washing the area just used.
This should reduce the odor significantly.
“Now, next thing…”
“Yun Zhonghe?”
Back inside, Yun Zhonghe realized a new issue.
Chen Leling was always b*tt-n*ked!
That’s correct! She didn’t even pull down her pants to pee; she just squatted and did her business.
Xia Linglong had also spent lots of time fretting about Chen Leling’s clothing, feeling that they were too revealing and unbecoming.
Forget about the aura; even her outfit wasn’t fit for public eyes!
Her curves were just too ample.
“Leling, we’re now in the Immortal Sect, not where you used to live. If you stay here, you can’t dress like this. At the very least, put on your underwear before appearing in public.”
“Ah, awooo…?”
Perhaps Yun Zhonghe spoke too quickly, causing her confusion.
Seeing her bewildered look, he shook his head helplessly.
It must be tough for Leling, who just returned from a zombie state, to wrap her head around things.
Sigh, whatever. I’ll get her into some clothes first.
Yun Zhonghe indeed had a pair of women’s panties, made by Su Xiaoxiao using Misfortune Power. It was supposed to be a cursed item intended for Mu Jixue but never managed to give it to her.
Only Mu Jixue could fit it, judging by a quick glance. Yun Zhonghe couldn’t imagine Chen Leling fitting into those tiny undergarments.
How could Mu Jixue’s measurements compare to Chen Leling’s?
Not bothering with Chen Leling’s exact size, Yun Zhonghe decided to fit her into anything at hand.
He signaled her to wait and walked to his wardrobe, carefully searching through the items.
The closet was full of cultivation clothes, all male styles. He picked one meticulously until he found what looked like a short that might suit Chen Leling’s figure.
It should fit her perfectly.
“Uh, uh… Yun Zhonghe…”
Just as Yun Zhonghe was about to hand over the shorts, he heard Chen Leling’s muddled voice, seeming to resist.
She seemed genuinely against it.
Right then, Chen Leling’s gaze fell on the shorts he picked up.
“No way, Leling, you must wear these. We’re not out in the wild anymore. To stay out of the spatial ring, you have to adjust. Dress properly.”
“Uh…”
She shook her head in refusal.
Yun Zhonghe pleaded, “Put them on.”
“No!”
She finally voiced her resistance.
Could she be that averse?
Running around n*ked wasn’t comfortable at all?
Yun Zhonghe didn’t understand but refused to let her go without underwear.
No compromises on this point.
He placed his hands on his hips, adopting a stern tone, “Leling, listen carefully. As humans, we don’t walk around n*ked. Plus, you’re female; you’ve got to maintain your image and privacy…”
“Huh??”
Confusion filled her eyes; it was clear verbal explanations weren’t getting through.
So, Yun Zhonghe took action.
“Ugh? Awoo!!”
Walking up to Chen Leling, he lightly grasped her shoulders.
“Alright, sit down!”
Chen Leling didn’t resist much, behaving like a gentle puppy and obeying Yun Zhonghe’s command without hesitation.
Yun Zhonghe patted her head with a smile, soothing her, “Good girl. Stay still.”
Despite her continued resistance, Yun Zhonghe continued holding her down to put the shorts on…
“No!!! Waaaaah~~~!”
She protested vehemently, writhing in discomfort.
“Leling, be good. It’ll be over soon.”
Chen Leling kicked her legs intensely, but Yun Zhonghe held her firmly in place, expending great effort to keep her restrained.
She was incredibly strong!
He refrained from using full strength only because of his gentleness towards her, as anyone else would likely suffer a broken skull if hit as she did.
Tears welled up in Chen Leling’s eyes, making her appear very distressed.
“You better stop that crying face… people might think I’m the bad guy here.”
Just then, a sudden sharp sound broke the room’s silence.
The door was pushed open forcefully!
Amidst lively footsteps, an attractive young woman burst into sight!
A peach-haired maiden, looking two years older than Yun Zhonghe.
“Master~ Your dedicated maid, Tang Jiu’er, makes an entrance! Have you missed me, Master~”
Nineer cheerfully shouted, bounding into the room like a freshly stage-hopping idol.
Missed meeting Yun Zhonghe a lot, Tang Jiu’er rushed in happily upon hearing his voice outside.
But when she looked inside, her expression froze instantly.
Her eyes widened, mouth agape.
“Ma, Master! What are you doing in there! Forced int*rcourse?! You’re committing a crime!”
Her face went white, with evident disappointment reflecting her regret.
Yun Zhonghe hurriedly defended himself, “No, no… I’m doing serious stuff here!”
Perhaps the gods had their sense of irony.
The more he feared, the more came his way.
Yun Zhonghe dreaded being misunderstood by Tang Jiu’er.
As Yun Zhonghe’s exclusive maid and overseer, she kept him on a tight leash regarding his interactions with women.
This situation would lead to huge misunderstandings!
Tang Jiu’er’s face darkened, “Forcing a nearly-crying woman and tearing off her pants—what ‘serious stuff’ could that be apart from forced r*pe?”
Moreover, Yun Zhonghe’s tastes had changed after his trip? Had he lost interest in maidens and lolis, shifting to an appreciation for older women?
Yun Zhonghe cried out, “I’m putting her in, not taking off! You’re misunderstanding, truly misunderstanding!”
Tang Jiu’er:
“I’m telling the truth, believe me!”
Tang Jiu’er sighed deeply, “Fine, just step aside.”
Tang Jiu’ler decided to trust Yun Zhonghe. They’d known each other for years, so a bit of trust remained.
But she felt down. She had hoped for a heartfelt reunion, only to find such a scene instead.
Gazing at Chen Leling, Tang Jiu’erer hesitated momentarily, unsure what to say.
Instinctively, she sensed something amiss about the woman.
Wasn’t helping with her clothes strange?
In fact, serving wasn’t Yun Zhonghe’s forte. She should take care of it.
Initially, Yun Zhonghe worried Chen Leling might hurt Tang Jiu’erer, but unexpectedly, Chen Leling cooperated under Tang Jiu’eler’s care, obediently putting on the trousers.
And despite being their first meeting, Chen Leling appeared unguarded with Tang Jiu’erer, bonding quickly.
How fascinating!
Tang Jiu’er narrowed her eyes, “Master, could you refrain from comparing my skills to yours?”
Due to Yun Zhonghe’s clumsy approach, Chen Leling’s resistance was inevitable.
Unlike Tang Jiu’er, whose skills as Yun Zhonghe’s dedicated maid weren’t undeserved, managing both movements and attitude perfectly.
Chen Leling disliked wearing trousers due to uncomfortable restraint, but Tang Jiu’eler understood how to make her feel relaxed, thus easing her into wearing clothes.
Ultimately, Yun Zhonghe’s group had inferior serving techniques compared to hers.
Under Tang Jiu’erer’s skillful hands, Chen Leling not only donned more layers but also abandoned her previous light white gauze dress, which hid almost all her figure.
She felt significantly covered.
Strict scrutiny revealed that the thin white gauze still hinted, albeit faintly, at the delicate pink around Chen Leling’s chest. The hazy allure was undeniably captivating…
But now, everything was carefully concealed.
