Sure, here’s your translated comedic version:
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Xia Xiao Yu finished speaking, and Jiang Xuan stood there in a daze.
The moment he came to his senses, he asked her, puzzled:
“Xiao Yu, what’s this… You clearly know that dragon meat is poisonous, so why eat it?”
“Because I have my mysterious brother Xuan with me, so it’s fine. Plus, eating this dragon meat will make me stronger. You’ll see soon enough.”
Jiang Xuan: “…”
Before Jiang Xuan could ponder further, Xia Xiao Yu continued,
“Xuan brother, the poison in my body is not pressing right now. We’ll talk about it later; I still need to finish some important things first.
Hey, by the way, I’ve already set up a little hut. Do you want to come in and have a look?”
“You did it so fast? That’s great! Luckily, I have lots of stuff in my storage ring which can liven the place up.”
As they walked into the hut, Jiang Xuan found it pretty spartan—it only had one big wooden bed, a simple table, and a few chairs.
So, Jiang Xuan immediately took out a plush sofa, duvet, water pot, glasses… from his system space and started rearranging everything.
Meanwhile, while Jiang Xuan was busy inside, Xia Xiao Yu started setting up all sorts of formations around the hut.
Her goal was to keep any nosy monster beasts from ruining her good times.
At this point, Xia Xiao Yu was breathing heavily, her eyes somewhat dreamy.
She muttered to herself,
“It seems like the effects of the dragon meat are even stronger than I thought, and I’m having trouble holding it back.”
…
When Jiang Xuan had transformed the hut, Xia Xiao Yu entered and slowly closed the door.
“Xuan brother, I can barely control the poison inside my body anymore…”
Upon hearing this, Jiang Xuan rushed to Xia Xiao Yu’s side.
“Don’t worry, Xiao Yu. My medical skills aren’t half bad; let me take a look at you.”
While saying this, Jiang Xuan grabbed Xia Xiao Yu’s hand.
Moments later, Jiang Xuan slowly said,
“Xiao Yu, I get the gist of it. There’s a gas swirling around near your dantian. If we shake that out, your poison should be neutralized.”
Xia Xiao Yu: “??????”
“Xuan brother, it looks like you really do know how to treat people.
But I plan on solving this another way since I have the antidote.”
“Antidote? Xiao Yu, why didn’t you say so earlier? You had me worried for nothing!”
“Hasn’t Xuan brother noticed yet? You’re my antidote.”
Jiang Xuan: “??????”
Suddenly, he remembered a term called “dragon nature.”
Realizing Xia Xiao Yu’s cheeks were slightly red, her breaths erratic, and her gaze filled with gentle warmth.
Even someone as dense as Jiang Xuan realized what was happening at this point.
“Xiao Yu, calm down, I have a way to help you get rid of this poison.”
“Yeah, I know, but it’s too late; I can’t hold it back.”
With those words, Xia Xiao Yu hugged Jiang Xuan.
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“Xuan brother, your aura smells amazing; let me enjoy it fully.”
“Eh? Haven’t seen you in a while, but now I feel confident in your improvements!”
“Once again, Xuan brother has been saved by me. Maybe this time you’ll give me a nicer look.”
…
“Huh? Xuan brother thinks I used too much energy, so now you’re resisting?”
“Seems more playful than ever. Fine, let me show you my true strength.”
Inside the humble little hut, it felt like a hurricane had hit.
Jiang Xuan felt insignificant, almost as if he were staring into the abyss.
But after the sage gave up, he finally fell.
From fighting the darkness, to submitting to it.
Facing an even stronger Xia Xiao Yu than before, despite his recent training and improvement, he still couldn’t hold out.
Xia Xiao Yu, declaring her victory and triumphantly asking Jiang Xuan:
“Xuan brother, how have I done after so long?”
“Well… Xiao Yu, you’re stronger than ever…”
“Oh? So… am I stronger, or is that Liu Yun of yours?”
“Uh, let’s not bring up Liu Yun here…”
Xian Xuan dodge answering, implying she’s better? Fine, let’s continue!
Jiang Xuan: “!!!”
Suddenly, the crimson in Xia Xiao Yu’s eyes began to fade, replaced with golden eyes.
“Xuan brother, that other version of me is too tricky, always hogging the spotlight. Now it’s my turn; I haven’t even started yet.
Don’t worry; I’ll treat you softly, Xuan brother.”
“What? Xiao Yu, that’s overkill! Changing contacts and wanting to continue right after?”
“Ah… Xuan brother, it wasn’t me before, please believe me! I don’t care, we need to go through it again…”
Before Jiang Xuan could argue, Xia Xiao Yu launched another attack.
Until the great sage reached enlightenment and developed ultimate defense skills, Xia Xiao Yu stopped.
“Xiao Yu, no matter which version of you it is, you’re still incredible. No need to prove it anymore…”
After hearing Jiang Xuan’s slightly shaky voice, Xia Xiao Yu said gently:
“Now Xuan brother’s physique has improved a little, but not much. Still, he needs to practice harder.
But thanks to Xuan brother’s help, the toxic has been successfully removed. Since he’s exhausted from the effort, he should rest properly.”
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The next morning, just waking up, Jiang Xuan noticed he was being used as a pillow.
Carefully slipping out, he went outside.
Weak as he was, he quickly began practicing the Taixuan Formula.
Instantly, spiritual energy from a hundred miles away started pouring towards him.
After the massive spiritual energy was refined into spiritual power, Jiang Xuan finally felt less weak.
Just moments of training, and he touched the threshold of Martial Warrior Second Stage.
However, Jiang Xuan quickly compressed the vast energy.
He planned to refine his inner spiritual power further and reach peak warrior status.
It’s always better to build solid foundations early on for future training.
Half an hour later, Xia Xiao Yu appeared at the doorway.
“Xuan brother, I didn’t know you loved cultivation so much; I thought you’d rest after helping me detoxify yesterday.
By the way, the person who ate roasted meat yesterday isn’t me, I haven’t had any yet. Do you think tonight I could have some roasted dragon meat?
The same kind, Xuan brother, you’d agree with me, right?”
Upon hearing these words, Jiang Xuan inwardly screamed:
[Again? Please, don’t eat roasted meat anymore!]
