Chapter 1: Fighting at the Bedside, Making Peace at the Bed’s Foot (2) (Special Update)
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“Older Sister, this time you must take us with you!”
“Yeah, we haven’t gone out in such a long time!”
Surprisingly, both Shiyuans were in complete agreement. Ever since Lin Nan returned to Cold Wind Cave, the two young men had been clinging to her like sticky candies.
Shiyuan may not be very skilled in combat, but he excels in being tough and rough. The astonishing heavenly tribulation merely singed half of his body, but after resting for half a day, he was once again prancing around.
As for Evil Shiyuan, his strength is such that even Number One Exile cannot match him. The most formidable being in Black Stone City is probably the city lord-level Great Demon, who basically has no chance of defeating Evil Shiyuan.
This military campaign requires a swift and decisive battle,
Taking these two along could ensure the achievement of this goal.
Thinking about it, she wouldn’t have to lift a finger, and Black Stone City would easily be conquered. The two armies from White Feather City and Cold Wind City might have the task of primarily wrapping up loose ends and taking control of the city.
Lin Nan glanced at the two young men,
But deliberately made an indecisive gesture.
The two young men immediately panicked.
Shiyuan beat his chest, making loud “bang bang” sounds, “Older Sister, I won’t be a burden to you. I’ve been practicing massage, acupressure, loosening bones, and cupping. A few Butterfly Demon sisters in the cave have all praised my skills.”
A sudden flash of displeasure crossed Lin Nan’s mind.
“If that’s the case, why are you following me? Whoever said your skills are good, go with them!”
Shiyuan instantly froze and shook his head repeatedly, “No, no, I was just using them as test subjects. There wasn’t any other meaning at all, I swear!”
Evil Shiyuan smirked and said, “Then why do I always see you guys laughing and chatting together?”
“You’re making things up!”
Shiyuan got upset and immediately lunged forward to wrestle with Evil Shiyuan.
Halfway through the fight, Shiyuan suddenly straightened up, pointing at Evil Shiyuan, “Older Sister, he talks to the Butterfly Demon sisters as well. They keep laughing and praising how sweet he is.”
Evil Shiyuan protested, “Unfair! I was just trying to figure out what words would make girls happy. How can they be compared to you, they’re just fading flowers.”
Lin Nan sneered coldly, “So, it seems you two have been fraternizing with the maids while I’m away.
Huh, are you practicing on them before coming to deal with me?”
Both Shiyuans immediately sensed her anger and were frightened, desperately shaking their heads, “No, no, we really aren’t interested in them in the slightest.”
“Yeah right, look at their figures, they’re all good, and they’re quite welcoming towards you two. Unlike me, who is always cold and occasionally whips you.
When I think about it, it seems like it would be more worthwhile to go after some lively young girls rather than sticking around being rejected by a cold fish, right?”
“Thud…”
The two Shiyuans were so terrified that they knelt down on one knee, their faces turning beet red, almost ready to swear on their lives.
“Older Sister, I really haven’t thought anything extra. Those girls are all ordinary beauties who can’t even hold a candle to one of your toes!”
Shiyuan stuttered and gasped for a long time before squeezing out those words.
Evil Shiyuan immediately drew out his iron staff, “Older Sister, I’ll go smash their heads all in right now!”
Lin Nan glared at them, “That’s enough. Those Butterfly Demons are probably just being nice to you in my stead. You’re not allowed to touch them, understood?”
Evil Shiyuan’s head dropped like a deflated balloon, losing all spirit.
Just then, Lin Nan suddenly came back to her senses.
“d*mn it, what the hell am I doing?”
“Am I actually feeling jealousy?”
“That’s not right!”
“If any of the Butterfly Demons really liked those two, wouldn’t that be a great opportunity to push them away?”
Even though she knew that the Butterfly Demons wouldn’t dare to have anything to do with these guys, there was still something in her that felt irritated. A sudden surge of unexplained anger rose in her chest.
This was abnormal, absolutely abnormal!
No way, she must find a way to get these two out of sight by hooking them up with a few young and beautiful Butterfly Demons.
She didn’t want to get more entangled and have anything happen between them.
After all, half a year ago, she was still a thoroughgoing man. She couldn’t even imagine being with another man… No, now it seemed her range had widened. In one leap, she’d involved two.
And there’s still a Good counterpart of the Demon King in Black Stone City. If three Shiyuans appeared at the same time…
The image was too beautiful to contemplate.
Two people sharing pain reduces it by half; two people sharing happiness doubles it.
Three people?
Four people?
“d*mn it, what am I thinking about? Oh my God!”
“Om Amitabha! Amen!”
All the rotten thoughts, scatter!
From now on, I must be a pure person, a moral person, a person without any vulgar interests!
“Good, you’re all here!”
The moment four Butterfly Demon girls entered the bedroom, they saw the two Shiyuans kneeling respectfully on one side. Though they didn’t know what had happened, their hearts skipped a beat upon seeing His Majesty who always kept a cold and stern demeanor now smiling.
Their thoughts immediately raced.
Could it be that the two guards talking to them before has been discovered?
A woman’s jealousy is the most fearsome.
Even if His Majesty is wise, brave, and powerful, she couldn’t help but feel a little suspicious if she found out her male companion has any interaction with the maids.
Realizing this, the Butterfly Demons immediately knelt down,
Daring not to speak first, for fear of making a mistake.
Lin Nan said calmly, “I heard that your relationship is quite good, which is a good thing. On my own initiative, I’m going to make your matches for you. What a bargain for you two boys, getting two wives each. How about that? If you feel it’s suitable, speak up. We’ll sort out your future.”
Before the two Shiyuans had a chance to reply, those four Butterfly Demon girls were already terrified, their foreheads thudding on the ground.
The Great King was obviously giving them a stern reminder!
If they couldn’t understand this clearly, they would not be able to serve by her Majesty’s side any longer.
In the future, they must keep a wide distance, and absolutely not talk to the two guards anymore.
Although His Majesty seemed gentle now,
The number of dead souls beneath His Majesty’s coldness is enough to pile up the entire Cold Wind City, no, the entire Chaos Forest.
“Great King, we’ve made a mistake, we will never dare to do such a thing again!”
The Butterfly Demons collectively wept.
Lin Nan, “…”
Wait, what exactly did you mean?
“Hey hey, I’m serious. If both sides are interested, I don’t oppose you interacting with each other.”
The Butterfly Demons kowtowed even faster.
An Emperor’s words are often opposite of what they mean.
Thinking that the King wouldn’t punish them if they stopped, would likely end with none of them seeing tomorrow’s sun.
Both Shiyuans were also shaking their heads continuously, “Even if we d*e, we would never leave our Sister.”
“Alright, alright, all of you stand up.”
Seeing Lin Nan’s expression returned to its icy indifference, the Butterfly Demons silently sighed in relief amidst their cold sweat. Phew, seemed like they passed the test.
After dismissing the Butterfly Demons, Lin Nan sighed.
She was so tired…
Could she really have matched some random couples?
Fine then.
Lin Lin collapsed on the bed, waving her hand to Shiyuan in a gesture of surrender,
“Massage my back…”
Shiyuan was overjoyed, quickly jumping up and stretching his fingers, “Sure thing, older Sister, my skills are definitely unparalleled.”
Evil Shiyuan didn’t want to be outdone either and carefully took off her high heels, “Older Sister, I’ll massage your feet.”
Lin Nan closed her eyes slightly and gave a slight ‘um’.
Having two extra masseuses around for free really wasn’t so bad.
In real life, a full-body massage would cost at least five or six hundred…
Thinking about that, getting a daily massage seemed like a pretty good deal for her.
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End of Chapter
