99 The God of Fun in Charge of Leisure
Leon watched as Roswiser held the chocolate bar, which was now the size of a yellow bean, by her lips. He couldn’t help but swallow quietly.
At this point, it was so short that no matter how you looked at it, if he leaned in, he’d definitely be kissing the Mother Dragon.
When they were alone, kissing Roswiser or holding her hand was totally fine;
but with the kids around, if he went in for a kiss, General Leon’s face would turn as red as a tomato.
However, by the proud expression on the Mother Dragon’s face, she probably didn’t mind too much.
Or rather, she was probably enjoying the predicament Leon was in right now.
If he didn’t back down, he’d have to lean in for that kiss;
if he did back down, he’d lose to Roswiser in this little game.
No matter what, the Queen had an unbeatable hand, which made her all the more cheerful.
Leon saw right through her little scheme, so after a moment of hesitation, he declared,
“I concede.”
Losing was losing; he definitely didn’t want to kiss her in front of the daughters!
It would make them look like a sickeningly lovey-dovey couple.
“Eh~~ What’s this! Dad actually concedes!” Not getting to witness the show, Moon pouted, shaking her little tail.
Noia was also taken aback that this invincible man would actually say he conceded.
Come on, is kissing Mom in front of us harder than taking down six dragons in ten seconds?
But thankfully, Noia had a backup plan.
“Since you conceded, Dad, you have to choose between Truth or Dare for your punishment,” Noia said.
Leon, being a good sport, replied, “I choose Truth.”
Roswiser sat on the grass, resting her chin on one hand, quietly watching Leon and their daughters.
She wasn’t too concerned about Leon’s truth or dare; she figured she’d leave it all up to the girls.
After all, at 2:30 AM, she could easily extract a little secret from that Dog Man.
“I’ll ask, I’ll ask!” Moon raised her small hand eagerly, “Dad, you and Mom—”
“Hold on a second, Second Sister!”
Little Light quickly covered Moon’s mouth.
Moon’s big eyes blinked innocently, “Mmm mm?”
Little Light turned to Leon, “Dad, how can a fearless strong man like you choose such a low-challenge punishment as Truth? If it were me, I’d choose Dare.”
Upon hearing this, the corners of Leon’s eyes twitched slightly.
Wait, sweetheart, you’re barely over a year old, and you’ve already mastered your mom’s teasing tactics?
Or did you think Dad wouldn’t catch on to your little meaning behind the words?
Hah… today, I’ll let you know, your little trick has no effect on Dad!
“Well, I thought Truth would help wrap up the punishment quickly, and we could get on to the next round. Dare just takes too much time,” Leon explained.
Little Light raised an eyebrow, “Really, Dad? Is that how it is?”
“Yep, just like that.”
“I thought you didn’t dare accept a Dare. Looks like this little kid doesn’t think things through as much as Dad does.”
Little Light sighed dramatically, “Hey, didn’t you just misunderstand Dad, big sis?”
Noia nodded in agreement, “Yeah, I thought he was scared of Dare too. Didn’t expect he wanted to finish quickly to start the next round. He really is something; I’m dying here.”
Moon: What are you guys talking about? Why does Moon think you’re all acting weird? O.o?
The moment General Leon heard that, it felt like poking pins under him; he couldn’t sit still, “Eh, how can you think like that? When have I ever been afraid—”
“Honestly, I think you’re scared. You don’t dare take the Dare,” Roswiser chimed in from the side.
Leon shot a glare at her.
Roswiser: ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭
“I… I’m not scared! Who’s scared? It’s just a Dare, bring it on!”
Tactics successfully executed.
From a hidden angle, Roswiser secretly flashed a ‘victory’ sign to the girls.
Noia and Little Light gave discreet nods.
Looks like teasing Dad is always the most effective weapon.
“What’s the Dare? Bring it on!” Leon declared, puffing out his chest heroically.
“You don’t need to be so nervous, Dad. The Dare is actually very simple,”
Noia said wistfully, “It’s… to kiss Mom on the lips!”
Like a bolt from the blue.
General Leon was left dumbfounded on the spot.
Come on, daughter, is there seriously no escaping this for me?
To not back down means a kiss;
and conceding means I still have to kiss.
Is there something weird about your fascination with seeing us kiss?
The Queen remained calm as ever, though a blush slowly crept across her cheeks.
She didn’t mind showing a little affection in front of the girls since it helped maintain the facade of their happy family.
But that Dog Man, even after living together for so long, still couldn’t get over himself.
If it weren’t for the girls’ daring challenge, he probably wouldn’t have had the guts to go for it.
“Can… can we change it?” Leon tried to negotiate.
Little Light shook her head, “Nope, Dad. Don’t tell me… you really won’t dare?”
Before Leon could respond, Noia poked at him, saying,
“Is it possible that the man I admire doesn’t even have the courage to kiss his wife…?”
“Of course I have!~~”
Somehow, there was this inexplicable feeling that the girls were entering a peculiar “rebellious phase.”
Leon wanted to label it the “Demonic Daughters Phase.”
Especially since Little Light officially joined her two sisters in the Dragon Daughter Special Forces, these three little dragonettes just kept pushing boundaries.
Looks like the idea of a third child might need some more thought; what if they ended up with another handful of fun like Little Light? This household would be too lively!
“Come on, Dad!”
Moon clapped her hands, urging, “Kiss Mom~ Kiss Mom~”
Leon, with a red face, coyly glanced at Roswiser.
The Queen, with a carefree expression, said, “Your dad gets shy very easily. Even when it’s just the two of us, he gets all flustered just holding my hand.”
“Slander! This is slander! I’m incredibly brave, okay?” Leon hurried to defend himself.
“Hah… now that the girls want to see you kiss me, you’re so hesitant like this, and you say I’m slandering you?”
She smiled sweetly at Leon.
That smile seemed to say, “I am slandering you, and what are you going to do about it?”
Great.
These three little demons didn’t come out of nowhere; there’s a bigger demon here.
“I wasn’t hesitant; I was just worried you wouldn’t be happy.”
“What’s there not to be happy about? If you want to kiss, just go ahead, look.”
Saying that, Roswiser slightly closed her eyes and leaned forward ever so slightly.
“Dad, hurry up and kiss! We’ve already covered Little Light’s eyes!”
Little Light: ?
Love from Second Sister prevents me from seeing the fun.
But Moon still secretly peeked between her fingers to let Little Light catch a glimpse of the century moment when Dad and Mom kissed for the first time in front of them.
Leon took a few deep breaths, then held Roswiser by the shoulders.
Gazing at that beautiful, delicate face, General Leon’s cheeks turned even redder.
For crying out loud, it’s just a kiss; it’s not like we’ve never kissed before!
Leon slowly leaned in and kissed Roswiser on the lips.
Roswiser knew how to cooperate, tilting her head slightly, brushing against his mouth and nose.
However, since they were in front of the kids, the couple didn’t go for anything too steamy, and a simple peck was more than enough.
“Okay, okay, are you satisfied now?”
Moon nodded vigorously, “Satisfied, satisfied, satisfied!”
Almost a new little sister is on the way, can’t get more satisfying than this!
Looking at her excited Second Sister, Little Light hesitated whether to tell her about the “kissing doesn’t lead to babies” thing later.
After thinking it over, Little Light decided against it.
If she told her Second Sister, she’d definitely be upset;
but if she didn’t tell her, Second Sister would continue dreaming happily about Dad and Mom bringing her a new little sister.
Not only that, but Dad and Mom would also be happy, and they wouldn’t have to avoid the kids when being affectionate;
Little Light would be happy too, with endless fun to watch.
So, if she chose to keep quiet, the world would simply be a little happier, so why not?
Hmm~~~ I, Aurora, am simply the kami of fun for the Silver Dragon Race!
XX
My back hurts; just one update for today.
Three extra chapters with monthly tickets; nine more to go, let me take my time to repay, no false promises.
Whoever breaks their word has to drink the Queen’s foot bath water.
