037. The Succubus Party
Who knows if Wen Yang has triggered some weird plot again?
After lunch, with a full belly, drowsiness and fatigue crashed over him like a tidal wave.
On a regular day, he would choose to take a nap right about now, but with his mind full of worries today, he found himself glancing over at Wen Yang every now and then, afraid this guy might get seduced by some girl when he wasn’t looking.
He grabbed a plush toy sitting on his desk, stared at the anime playing on his computer, and made a fist, repeatedly pummeling the toy’s head.
Take that! Always causing trouble for me!
The toy, a symbol of Wen Yang’s questionable ring toss skills, was now being mercilessly beaten by Ning Chu.
Finally unable to hold it in, he asked Wen Yang, “Why does your perfume smell so strong?”
He didn’t want Wen Yang to think he had a strong desire for control, but his restless heart and the fear of other boys made it hard to refrain.
“I’m just curious,” he added defensively.
Wen Yang had long anticipated the question and took the opportunity to complain about his cafeteria ordeal: “A little club insisted on recruiting me, contacted me online a few days ago. I wasn’t interested, but they cornered me in the cafeteria today.”
“Well, I had no choice but to agree,” Wen Yang shrugged, letting out a defeated sigh. “I’d rather spend that time making some online money from leveling up accounts.”
A club, huh?
Ning Chu thought back to the large square he passes every day on his way back to the dorm, filled with all sorts of club recruitment booths. He had considered joining one or two at some point.
“Ohhh~” he feigned realization, secretly relieved.
He couldn’t possibly stop Wen Yang from joining a club, could he? If he was worried about Wen Yang getting flirted with during club activities, maybe he should join too.
According to Wen Yang, the club needed new recruits badly, so it shouldn’t be too hard to join.
“By the way, they’re hosting a party this weekend. I think they’re renting a villa. How about we all go?” Wen Yang suddenly turned around and asked the roommates.
Wang Jie looked a bit excited. “I’ve never stayed in a villa…”
“What’s the big deal about staying in a villa?”
“A villa?!” Ning Chu’s voice went a bit higher involuntarily, and as he saw his roommates looking at him, he quickly backed up Shao Qing’s opinion, “Exactly, what’s so great about staying in a villa!”
“I guess Shao Qing has been in a villa for a decade, so it doesn’t thrill him anymore.” Wen Yang shot him a glance. “Have you ever actually stayed in one?”
Ning Chu retorted, “Of course! Don’t rural self-built houses count as villas?”
He was still a bit unsure if the gathering Wen Yang mentioned was the kind he was thinking it was or if it was a proper party. Trying to seem casual, he asked, “Who’s the president of that club anyway?”
“I heard it’s a girl, probably a succubus?”
“……”
Shao Qing’s interest was piqued instantly. “I’ve heard succubi are quite wild! You’ve hit the jackpot, man!”
Wang Jie’s eyes lit up. “Is she pretty? How old is she?”
“I haven’t seen her, how would I know?”
“The one in our class definitely has, what, an E-cup?”
Mentioning succubi, the group of LSPs (lewd, socially awkward people) blushed and eagerly discussed everything succubus-related.
“I’ve heard they average D-cups and up! Is that true?”
“I’ve heard succubi have heart-shaped tattoos on their bellies? Anyone seen it before?”
Shao Qing shot Wang Jie an unimpressed look. “You think anyone’s just going to show you their belly for fun?”
“Hasn’t a rich second-generation dude like you ever seen one?”
Their discussion heated up, each one of them resembling a typical LSP, even Wen Yang, who Ning Chu had high hopes for, joined in.
“The succubus in our class seems pretty aloof? She doesn’t seem to care about anyone.”
“She’s just acting reserved~ Wen Yang, since you’re so popular with the girls, hasn’t she ever approached you?”
“Not once.”
“Whoa~ A succubus that’s celibate?”
Ning Chu, however, had a terrible expression on his face as he silently sat in his seat.
Villa, party, succubus.
These three keywords were hard not to draw bizarre conclusions from.
Plus, since there were definitely segments in the books about succubus organizations hosting parties for group activities, it left him with a sinking feeling.
Could it be that Wen Yang triggered a new plot?
Whether it was the plot being messed up or Wen Yang going along with the developments… the former would deepen Ning Chu’s feminization, while the latter would not only turn him into a girl but make him endure even more.
“Ning Chu, how do you feel about succubi?”
Wen Yang noticed Ning Chu’s silence and asked him directly.
“Not much…”
Though he had been particularly interested in succubi in his past life – after all, that’s why they made it into their stories – at this moment, any girl trying to flirt with Wen Yang was classified as a bad woman!
“You prefer them younger?” Shao Qing teased, grinning. “That’s fine; younger ones have their perks. Succubi are usually the mature type, probably wouldn’t match you well.”
Ning Chu rolled his eyes, too lazy to reply.
He was previously worried that Shao Qing might crack under pressure, darkening as soon as something went wrong, but now he realized this guy was just thick-skinned, goofing around without a clue.
“I’m going for a nap, don’t make noise.”
With that, Ning Chu climbed up to his bed through the ladder and lay down, yawning.
“Alright, scatter, scatter, we’ve got military training in the afternoon. Better catch some Zs.”
A few minutes later, Wen Yang climbed the ladder to his bed too, just as he was about to lie down when Ning Chu suddenly sat up, turning so his head faced Wen Yang’s bed.
He looked down at Ning Chu, who was lying on his back, eyes drowsy and occasionally yawning. The young man’s face flushed with health, and his innocently clueless look made one’s heart soften.
“What’s wrong?”
Ning Chu finally opened his eyes and looked up at Wen Yang sitting on the bedpost, whispering, “I have a feeling something’s off about that club event, it might just be some group activity…”
“What do you mean?”
“The president is a succubus!”
Shao Qing heard him and exclaimed, “Ning Chu! That’s where you’re wrong! What’s wrong with succubi? If there weren’t any, how would you get to see some action?”
“Shut up!”
“You’re just biased against succubi! Stereotypes!”
Ignoring him outright, Ning Chu continued to worryingly gaze at Wen Yang, “Can’t you just skip it? I’m scared there might be a problem…”
Wen Yang scratched his head, looking at Ning Chu’s pleading eyes. Being reluctantly involved with the club himself, he easily nodded, “Sure, why not?”
“Great…”
After more than a week of “training,” Wen Yang had started to listen to him more and more.
Last time, even with a pair of twins and some alcohol, they couldn’t win over Wen Yang, so this time it was even less likely.
Ning Chu tossed in bed, still a bit anxious.
Tossing and turning, unable to sleep, he pulled out his phone and looked up a hotline for reporting such activities.
If Wen Yang actually went, then he couldn’t be blamed for calling the cops!
Reporting succubi in a Little Emperor Wen story… would those security officers even be reliable? Hope they don’t get caught up in it themselves.
