### Chapter 105: Nobody’s Gonna Misinterpret This, Right?
Xu Xiaofeng swayed around in circles before arriving at a secluded corner.
This was the place she was supposed to meet Fat Wang.
No, not “meet”—that would be too official. It was more like Little Loli was just passing by on her way home and happened to bump into Fat Wang.
After all, their little transaction was more of a hidden affair, not something that could be conducted in public.
Wait a minute, why does this sound increasingly weird? Add in the fact that Fat Wang is lurking here to ambush someone, and it gets even weirder!
Calm down, don’t overthink it; it’s just an innocent little encounter.
That’s what Xu Xiaofeng thought, but others might be drawing their own conclusions.
Fat Wang stared at the coin in his hand, recalling what Brother Feng had said.
Coin, evil items, affection points—string these keywords together, and another word leaps to mind.
Hypnosis!
And then Brother Feng sends me to this desolate place to corner someone.
Does that not raise a few red flags?!
So here’s a question for you: if you had a hypnosis item, what would you do?
Friends who frequently hypnotize others surely know that hypnosis unfolds in three steps: behavior manipulation, value control, and cognition change.
So, we better get moving with those three steps.
First, behavior manipulation.
We need her to have her pepper spray, alarm, emergency button, and any other tools ready to go, training to instinctively use them when faced with danger.
Next, value control.
Her strength and speed gotta be maxed out, right? Otherwise, how’s a frail girl supposed to fend off bad guys?
Lastly, cognition change.
We must engrave the wickedness of society and the vile nature of humanity deeply into her awareness. Mental defenses are the most vital kind!
Once all that’s wrapped up, and if time permits, we can even toss in some useful knowledge.
Like teaching Little Loli calculus, advanced mechanics, or how to beast it in C programming.
That’s Fat Wang’s grand plan—he’d already been waiting for a while.
Finally, he spotted that flash of red turning the corner.
She really came! Brother Feng is awesome!
Wait, could it be that Brother Feng already hypnotized her? Tsk tsk, this is getting juicy.
Xu Xiaofeng had sensed Fat Wang lurking behind, but she pretended not to notice and kept walking.
Suddenly, she heard a shout.
“Little Sister, look at this!”
She turned to see a coin dangling from a string swinging back and forth in front of her.
Xu Xiaofeng froze.
What the… is he doing?
Wang Xinghao’s heart leaped with joy.
“I can’t believe this actually works! It really can hypnotize!”
H-hypnotize?
Xu Xiaofeng felt even more puzzled.
What hypnosis? What does it even mean?
“Ahem, Sister, don’t worry. I’m not a bad person. Brother Feng is my big brother, so since you’re in his sights, I guess I should call you sister-in-law. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”
“And my affection level is definitely lower than Brother Feng’s. Uh, let me see… how do I adjust that? No panel around here…”
Now Xu Xiaofeng finally understood.
d*mn this fatso! I knew you were off-kilter, but I didn’t expect you to be this outlandish. Keep this up, and you’ll earn yourself a title!
But hey, I’ll give Fat Wang credit—he’s genuinely loyal. He even thinks about Brother Feng at a time like this.
It’s his loyalty that lets him be friends with Brother Feng, after all.
But! If you have an issue, go discuss it with Brother Feng! Don’t go messing around in front of “Miss Wind!”
Ding! NPC Little Girl’s affection level towards you decreased, and your relationship has transformed into disdain.
Fat Wang heard this notification sound and was taken aback.
“Huh, wait… who adjusted my levels? How do I turn it back? No tutorials around here!”
I’ll teach you a lesson!
Xu Xiaofeng cursed inwardly, her small fists clenched tight. One punch from me and you’ll truly be a dead fatso!
Just as she was ready to take matters into her own hands, she suddenly sensed something. A quick glance to her right revealed Steven casually walking by.
“Steven! What a coincidence! Go hit him hard!”
“On it, Miss!”
Ordering Steven off, Xu Xiaofeng stormed off without looking back.
As she turned the corner, she could hear Fat Wang’s wailing.
“Big Brother, I was wrong! Take it easy!”
“I was just joking with Little Sister, really!”
“I just thought she’d be in danger alone outside, and wanted to boost her safety awareness.”
Steven scoffed at this.
You think Uncle Hat would believe that?
Of course, he wouldn’t! Because Steven is Uncle Hat around here, and he wouldn’t buy it for a second!
Xu Xiaofeng wasn’t worried about what would happen to Fat Wang.
“Go hit him hard” reads more like “don’t k*ll him.” Plus, Fat Wang hadn’t committed a serious crime; he just annoyed someone. NPCs aren’t actually going to mess him up.
After a while, Xu Xiaofeng’s private message sound chimed, signaling that Fat Wang had taken his beating.
Opening the message, she saw it was from that goofball.
“What trash item did you give me? It’s completely useless! I ended up taking an unnecessary beating!”
Xu Xiaofeng played dumb, fully aware of what was going on. “How did you use it?”
Then Fat Wang laid out his thought process.
You know what? His logic held together surprisingly well.
He even clearly articulated the three steps he planned to take next.
No surprise there, Fat Wang does have his act together when it comes to being unreliable.
“What about just handing her the coin directly? That’d raise her love points.”
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“Not a chance!”
“…”
Fine, if you say it can’t happen, then let it be.
“Just don’t appear in front of her again, or you’ll be toast.”
That was the truth—Xu Xiaofeng was feeling a bit fidgety. If this fatso pulled any more nonsense next time, she might not be able to hold herself back.
“What about my affection store… my skill book…”
That store is officially closed for you.
“I’ll get it for you. Just pay up.”
“Thanks, Brother Feng. No, thank you, Daddy! Please, Daddy, give me a ‘Nuclear Bomb Slash.’”
“Get lost!”
“‘Nuclear Bomb Slash’ is a no-go; what skills do you have?”
Xu Xiaofeng waved her hand, summoning her little bamboo basket from storage to check her inventory.
Aha, how about this?
Item Name: Wisdom of the Xuan Turtle (Skill Book)
Item Rarity: Green Excellent
Item Description: This was a big shot’s reliance before becoming immortal, a final secret to turning peril into safety. Eventually, with this, they soared to greatness, achieving the status of a Golden Immortal. Details to explore on your own.
This skill is perfect for a fatso like him.
Mm, a punchable chubby physique.
“I can give you this skill, come get it tomorrow at the usual spot.”
While sending the message, she attached a screenshot of the skill description.
“Woah! What an awesome skill! Brother Feng, how much is it?”
“Twenty thousand gold coins.”
“Got it, I’ll transfer it right away. Wait, why can you just give me the skill directly?”
“Uh…” Xu Xiaofeng hesitated for a moment but quickly replied, “Because I’m with Nuclear Bomb Little Sister right now.”
“Ohhh~ gotta thank the bros for creating this opportunity for you!”
“Get lost! You scared her into a psychological trauma. Now, hurry up and send me the coins.”
“Just transferring the funds now!”
