Chapter 110: Actually, We’re All Uranium Chefs
Finally, it was afternoon, the queue had finally moved, and we were finally starting to register the game pod data.
The game pod needed to be customized according to the individual’s physical condition, meaning a health check-up was required.
“I’m a guy.”
“Miss, we’re quite busy here.”
“I’m really a guy.”
Xu Xiaofeng pulled out her ID card.
“…”
That ID card can’t be fake, so it looks like she’s really a guy.
But is this what guys are like these days?
One came in the morning, and this one in the afternoon was even more ludicrous.
Due to professional courtesy, the receptionist politely asked, “So, do you need the male version or the female version?”
“Male version, thank you.”
“Don’t rush.” Xu Xiaoyue interrupted, “Excuse me, what’s the difference between the male and female versions?”
“The female version has better privacy, while the male version is more convenient.”
“Maybe we should go with the female version. I think you… would look better in the female version.”
Xu Xiaofeng thought for a moment. Maybe privacy is indeed important.
But she safely asked one more question: “There really aren’t any other differences?”
“Nope.”
“In that case, we’ll go with the female version.”
Still claiming you’re a guy?
The receptionist couldn’t help but grumble internally.
He knew that outside of Huaxia Kingdom, in many places, the gender on an ID card is only biological; there are numerous other genders and a whole theoretical framework surrounding them.
Today, he finally got to experience it firsthand.
All he could do was seriously comment: “So great!”
The health check-up was quite simple, just the usual procedures. Only when it came to certain physical contacts did Xu Xiaofeng manage to surprise the doctor.
Luckily, in the end, nothing went wrong. After paying and receiving the documentation, she could head home and wait for the installation to be scheduled.
Both of them had a great day.
After such a long time, they finally went out together, holding hands while shopping, and bonding as siblings… sisters… little sisters.
Back home, they logged into the game.
Players and NPCs began their work.
During the live stream, Xu Xiaofeng thought for a moment and decided to give Xu Xiaoyue a bit of face.
After all, after she ended her broadcast, Xu Xiaoyue would still be responsible for promotions. If she pushed too hard now, it wouldn’t help the future advertising.
Today, the viewership of the live stream hit a historic high, gifts flew in, and a lottery was held.
And before the main event even began, Xu Xiaofeng had already made a fortune.
The official live streaming platform connected to the outside world, meaning it could be viewed both in-game and by computers or phones outside. However, there would be additional cuts for those grinding away outside.
Xu Xiaoyue noticed that her sister seemed a bit more obedient today and decisively chose to take initiative, successfully holding hands for a split second.
By the time Xu Xiaofeng shook her off, the comments were already filling the screen with a whole page of “ohhhh.”
“She got her hands on her!”
“Number one successfully stole a kiss! Others, keep trying!”
“Jealous, really jealous.”
“Unprized betting, will Little Xiaoyue get beaten up next?”
“Getting beaten up is still worth it, right? You only drop a level!”
In the end, the little loli pointed angrily at Xu Xiaoyue for a while but only huffed in response.
Nice!
Xu Xiaoyue felt thrilled inside while pretending on the surface to be a child who had fessed up, her head lowered.
Then she secretly said to the viewers in the live stream, “This is a small step for me, but a giant leap for Uranium Chefs! My sister’s expression is definitely tsundere; I totally understand!”
“You’re the one who’s tsundere, sis!”
Hearing her sister’s victorious proclamation, Xu Xiaofeng cursed her mischievous sister ten times in her heart.
I’m giving you face today; tomorrow, we’ll see who gets the bigger response.
Xu Xiaofeng timed her escape perfectly, using the excuse of her clothes being confiscated at home, but truthfully, she was just retreating to watch Xu Xiaoyue’s performance.
Meanwhile, Xu Xiaoyue, having tasted success today, was feeling great.
Once the little loli left, she laughed for a whole three minutes in the live stream.
Just her, giggling away.
The viewers mostly didn’t find it awkward and joined in with their own laughter.
Laughter is contagious, especially when it comes from a beautiful girl.
Only a tiny fraction of latecomers were confused and wondered if they had stumbled into some cult’s live stream.
After all, they had heard of some shoe cult that just laughed all day.
Once she laughed enough, Xu Xiaoyue looked at the viewer count and realized that it had actually increased by half since her sister had been there.
Some players are like this: to level up faster, they’ve forgotten what women are entirely.
She cleared her throat.
“Ahem! Brothers, brothers. A big announcement is coming! Want to hear it?”
The comments were flooded with “We want to!”
“Yeah, I know you want to. But don’t rush, I have a mission to complete first.”
And then Xu Xiaoyue actually went to do her mission…
The live stream instantly filled with question marks.
“I know you’re anxious, but please hold on. This quest is time-limited, so let me rush through it first.”
“Streamer, are you going to say it or not? If not, I’m leaving.”
“I’m out of here; this is a waste of time. Uranium Chefs are just like this.”
Yet Xu Xiaoyue wasn’t bothered at all: “Leave if you want; after all, it’s a perk for Uranium Chefs. It doesn’t matter if you’re not one.”
Actually, Uranium Chef is a broad concept.
Aside from the pure Uranium Chefs who just lust after others’ bodies, what about those who seek favorability? Are they neutral Uranium Chefs? How about those who lust after skills? Are they liberal Uranium Chefs?
In a broader sense, they count.
So everyone in this live stream is a Uranium Chef; no arguments accepted.
Sure enough, one big brother even sent a comment.
Little Master, there’s more after this chapter! Please click the next page to continue reading; it gets even more exciting!
“Streamer, I’ll send you ten big magic gifts if you just spill the tea!”
As soon as that comment floated by, the big magic gifts started pouring in.
Xu Xiaoyue looked at the gift notification and gave a thumbs up: “This brother really gets it; I’m about to spill some intel on my sister. Don’t know how much trouble it’ll cause her, and if you don’t send something in her stream, I’d feel bad.”
The revenue-sharing thing for the live stream is usually discussed privately, so the viewers naturally didn’t know. Hearing Xu Xiaoyue say this, they really understood.
Now they got what the streamer meant and immediately started to send gifts.
At the same time, they focused on the first generous brother who sent gifts and checked his ID.
Holy moly! Wind God!
Of course, as the top-tier player, Wind God would definitely be more concerned about Nuclear Bomb Little Sister’s news.
That’s when Xu Xiaoyue realized it was her older brother who was leading the way.
Her smile widened even more.
Truly impressive for a pro, to toy around with players like a master!
Looking at the live stream’s tally of gifts, which had already racked up over 100,000 gold coins in just a short period, Xu Xiaoyue finally spoke up: “Brothers, don’t stop those gifts! Keep sending while I talk!”
“According to the reliable insider info from my uncle’s distant cousin’s brother’s uncle’s big boss, my sister will be joining an event in a few days, seemingly to give out equipment for the brothers.”
“I heard there are quite a few purple items! The worst will be blue items.”
In just a few short sentences, countless high-level players couldn’t sit still.
Those are purple items, and the worst will be blue items!
Right now, we’re basically in blue gear ourselves, so we have to go update our gear, even if it kills us!
