Chapter 201: The Ultimate Laid-back King
The next day, Xu Xiaofeng was back to her usual routine.
Full of spirit, she woke up bright and early.
She looked at Xu Xiaoyue, who had her limbs wrapped around Xu Xiaofeng like an octopus, and sighed helplessly.
What to do?
She could definitely break free; her strength was way more than Xu Xiaoyue’s by several levels.
But that would surely wake Little Moon up.
Yesterday, they had planned to hit the hay, but Xu Xiaofeng insisted on a late-night snack.
So, Xu Xiaoyue had to join her.
And of course, barbecued treats took center stage!
Little Moon had asked back then: “Why has your taste suddenly dropped so low? Where’s the eye for fashion you had while choosing clothes? Is the princess syndrome gone?”
Xu Xiaofeng proudly retorted, “Clothes are respectable, of course they need to be chosen carefully. But for other things, it doesn’t have to be that complicated.”
“To put it clearly, food isn’t something you need to fuss over. You little glutton!”
“Hmph!”
She let that go.
So our little glutton, after finishing three servings herself, dragged Xu Xiaoyue to the snack supermarket.
Her excuse? “Let me show you my taste!”
By the time they got home, it was past four in the morning.
This had Xu Xiaoyue completely worn out, but she was still full of energy.
To make up for it, she begrudgingly agreed to nap with her.
Now it was six in the morning, Xu Xiaofeng had woken up but couldn’t move at all.
“Let me teleport out, I’ll deliver my teleportation to you.”
Thinking that, she tilted her head and gave it a try.
And to her surprise… it actually worked!
Looking at Xu Xiaoyue, who had her limbs curled up not too far away, Xu Xiaofeng blinked.
Whoa! It really works!
So…
She pointed her right hand at her pillow, pretended to grasp it, and lifted it.
Not far away, the pillow also slowly rose up.
Oh my goodness!
What a surprise!
So this was the kind of “surprise” Sister Tong was talking about!
She quickly tried out other little tricks, and most of them worked too. The only downside was her control was a bit wobbly.
Now, without the need to fight divine beings, why would she need to be so powerful?
This level was just right! It felt phenomenal for everyday life!
After a moment’s thought, she snapped her fingers, teleporting the pillow right into Xu Xiaoyue’s embrace.
Let it enjoy this happiness for me.
Meanwhile, I’ll just make my getaway.
When Xu Xiaoyue finally woke up and looked down at her arms, she promptly threw the pillow away.
“Little Wind!”
She shouted, but no one answered.
Still a bit groggy, she got up and opened the door.
The next moment, she was utterly stunned by the sight before her.
All kinds of things were floating around, swaying left and right.
“Am I still dreaming?”
After thinking for a second, she pinched her own arm hard.
“Ouch! That hurts!”
“Then… did the Blue Star explode? Did my house move to outer space?”
That seemed… reasonable? What the heck!
“Can someone explain what’s going on here?!”
Suddenly, a sweet voice interrupted her: “Stop yelling, it’s too noisy. If you’re not awake yet, go splash some water on your face.”
Following the voice, Xu Xiaoyue spotted a humanoid creature among the floating objects!
But it had no hands or feet, just a round ball with a head that spun around.
“Uh… Little Wind?”
“What’s up?”
“Can you tell me what’s happening here?”
“Oh, I just figured out how to use my powers and discovered that being laid-back is awesome!”
“Powers… spatial magic?”
Xu Xiaoyue clicked into realization. Nothing had happened at home; it was just that they now had a superhero in the family.
No biggie, no biggie. Just a couple of weathered souls here.
Only then did Xu Xiaoyue notice that everything floating around was food or drinks!
And there were even smartphones and tablets!
Xu Xiaofeng sat there, all snug, and whenever she wanted to eat, all she had to do was open her mouth, and the food would come right in. For drinks, it was just a sip.
The tablets and phones floated in sequence, playing who-knows-what.
This was taking “laid-back” to a whole new level!
She reached out to grab something for a closer look, only to hit some invisible barrier.
Without turning her head, Xu Xiaofeng said, “This is mine! If you want something, go buy your own. Aren’t you old enough to stop stealing my stuff?”
Xu Xiaoyue rolled her eyes dramatically: “Who’s trying to steal your stuff? I just wanna see. Never mind! I’ll set a time limit for you. Before I get back from washing up, the living room better be in order. Otherwise…”
“What then?”
“Otherwise, I’m not taking you out again tonight. Let’s see if you can buy anything with that huge size of yours at night. Or if you can even go out.”
“Little Moon, how ruthless!”
“Hmph! Just measure your own strength, and don’t let me see the house in this mess again!”
With that, Xu Xiaoyue marched into the bathroom.
By the time she stepped out, she was taken aback to find the living room looking as well-organized as ever—not spotless but definitely tidy.
All the mysterious floating objects that were once there had disappeared!
“Wha… Did you really clean up this fast?”
Originally, she was planning on helping out, thinking that Xu Xiaofeng’s size might make things difficult.
“Did you eat all the opened stuff?”
She glared at Xu Xiaofeng’s little belly.
“Little Moon! What do you take me for?! I only had a nibble! The rest is for later.”
Xu Xiaoyue glanced around: “And the rest?”
“I saved it!”
“Saved it where? In your stomach?”
“How outrageous!” Xu Xiaofeng flicked a pillow at her, “It’s in this!”
As she raised her hand, space distorted for a moment, and a small basket appeared in her palm.
Xu Xiaoyue’s eyes widened as she stared at it for quite a while before saying, “Isn’t this your thing?”
“Just a little bamboo basket!”
“Right, it’s a cute decoration. But is it really that small?”
“Don’t underestimate its size; it’s a powerful spatial tool, completely bottomless inside. Let me show you.”
With that, Xu Xiaofeng took a few steps, opened a cabinet, pulled out a bag of snacks, ripped it open, tasted a bit, and tossed it right in.
After a moment, she pulled it back out.
“You see? No crumbs fell out. What goes in, comes out just the same.”
“Impressive!” Xu Xiaoyue clapped in praise, “But why did you have to specifically use a new one to show me?”
“Ah, I forgot.” Xu Xiaofeng slapped her forehead, “But look, it’s already opened, so not eating it would be a waste. It’s mine now.”
“…”
Xu Xiaoyue rolled her eyes dramatically.
Isn’t this classic—taking a bite of everything in sight to stake her claim?
“As if! I wouldn’t even fight you for it!”
“Hey!”
She smoothly skated past!
