**Chapter 87: Smooth and Easy Peasy!**
After Xu Xiaofeng grasped the forum’s vibes, she continued on her questing spree.
Along the way, other players occasionally ran into her and proceeded to gawk in awe.
But they were just gawking, not brave enough to make any bold moves.
And that’s the sheer power of the infamous “Black Tsunami”!
Though, Xu Xiaofeng was scratching her head, curious where all the squeals of “So cute!” and “Aww, I want to hug her!” were coming from.
She must have misheard—definitely!
Even the NPCs in the shops were puzzled.
“What are these outsiders looking at? Why are there so many people?”
“Not sure, but it seems they’re admiring some beauty?”
“Beauty? Pfft! What’s so great about that?”
“It’s apparently a little beauty, like around ten years old.”
“Where? Where? I wanna see!”
In this otherworld, people often lived longer and were definitely more attractive.
So, while beauties were a dime a dozen, Loli beauties were a rare find.
Steven, trailing behind, shook his head helplessly: “Miss, you really are popular everywhere you go. It’s just adding to my workload!”
With Xu Xiaofeng spinning around a few times, she attracted a crowd of onlookers.
Finally, as she approached the NPC for her quest, before she could even say a word, the NPC blurted out.
“You… Are you that little blond-haired adventurer?”
“Big Brother knows me?”
“I’ve heard of you; seeing you in person is indeed extraordinary.”
“Are you saying my skills are extraordinary?”
Xu Xiaofeng pumped her fist—well, one-forth the size of an actual fist.
“Uh… Yes, yes, yes! Very impressive!”
It was just a simple errand quest; whoever does it doesn’t really matter. But having the little adventurer do it? That’s a visual treat for everyone involved, plus a hearty chuckle.
So, with this, Xu Xiaofeng’s questing efficiency skyrocketed!
Before long, this series of events was posted on the forum, igniting a storm of discussion.
The biggest question? Just how many tasks has she completed?
Selling nuclear bombs? Yep, that’s her. Delivering express parcels? Her again! Daily quests? You bet! Even the merchant guild’s board? All her!
And now, even the adventurer class of players featured her!
How old are you? Why is it always you?!
You might as well be the game’s official icon!
And sure enough, the official forum icon was quickly changed to a big ol’ portrait of Nuclear Bomb Little Sister.
You can’t say that’s not better than the previous “Otherworld” title.
The players praised, “The officials know how to have fun!”
But when Xu Xiaofeng saw the news, she just puffed her cheeks.
“Really? I’m just running quests, and you guys have to make it a headline?”
———–
Before long, it was mid-afternoon.
Xu Xiaofeng strolled to her stall, feeling all relaxed.
Even from a distance, a player shouted, “Look! Nuclear Bomb Little Sister has arrived!”
The crowd swiftly parted, creating a clear path down the middle.
Xu Xiaofeng walked through like she was inspecting troops.
“Comrades! Hello! Great job, everyone!”
She reached the basket, exchanged a few words with the NPC on duty, then instructed the NPC escorting her to tidy up the basket.
Then, she turned to the players.
“Thank you, big brothers and big sisters, for all your hard work.”
“Not hard at all!”
“It’s the least we could do!”
The players crowded around, chattering among themselves.
But with Xu Xiaofeng’s keen hearing, she caught it all.
What the heck! Someone’s looking to make soup outta me!
Someone’s aiming to chop off my feet!
And oh boy, someone’s drooling like they’re starving!
Holy moly! They’re all freaks! Time to run!
But honestly, it’s to be expected. Who wouldn’t go a little loopy seeing such an adorable little Loli up close?
All they needed was to recharge their Loli energy.
And how do you recharge that energy? By munching on delicious little kids, of course!
“Uh, so I handled my business. I… won’t disturb anymore, and I’ll be on my way.”
“Don’t go, little sister! Stay and chat with us!”
“Yeah, yeah! You’re always busy—take some time to rest!”
“Exactly! Chill for a bit, don’t wear yourself out!”
Uh, isn’t it more tiring to stick around with you guys?
Suddenly, someone piped up, “Little sister, want some candy?”
Xu Xiaofeng’s eyes lit up. “What kind of candy?”
As she turned to see where the voice came from, she was taken aback.
Holy moly! Little Moon!
She looked almost exactly like her real-life counterpart, and upon seeing the ID—Moonlit Bow—she confirmed it.
This Little Moon was no ordinary player; she had a wealth of experience in luring kids. All the little relatives in the neighborhood — no one was safe from her!
Especially when it came to little girls!
But that’s alright; today, Xu Loli was all in, ready to take on this challenge and shatter your unbeatable legend!
Little Moon had prepped for this moment extensively—complete with four main strategies, three backup plans, assorted props, and scene rehearsals—waiting in the wings.
Though she knew her big bro had a good rapport with Nuclear Bomb Little Sister, she wasn’t about to shortcut it or get the info from him first.
She wanted the raw, unfiltered experience of strategizing from scratch!
While others played adventure games, she was all about that romantic development gameplay!
And just like that, with her first move, she scored big!
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Little Moon quickly squeezed her way forward, standing just a step away from Nuclear Bomb Little Sister.
She caught the envious glances of other players and overheard “Wow, I didn’t think of that!” and “What a missed opportunity!” and couldn’t help the slight smirk creeping up.
“Little sister, look! I specially went to the North District to buy you candies. Want to taste and see if they suit your palate?”
Xu Xiaofeng took them, inspecting left and right.
The surrounding players immediately chimed in to interject: “No! Little sister, don’t eat that!”
“It’s poison! Definitely poison!”
“Girls have to protect themselves out here!”
Hearing that, Xu Xiaofeng rolled her eyes.
Really? Who’s the one going crazy in front of me just now?
Without hesitation, she popped a candy into her mouth.
“Chew, chew. It’s just okay—not as good as what my big sister gave me.”
And that big sister was referring to Elia.
“So… got any more?”
Upon hearing that first comment, Little Moon felt a bit disheartened, but the second made her jaw drop.
Wow, this little Loli’s got a bit of a sassy side!
“Yes! I have plenty more!”
Little Moon pulled out a hefty handful, and Xu Xiaofeng accepted them all.
“Thanks! Is there anything you want in return?”
For some reason, Little Moon felt like this little Loli was acting a bit too casually with her.
But that was fine; being casual meant it’d be easier to get close!
“Uh, could you… call me ‘big sis’?”
“Nope.” Xu Xiaofeng didn’t hesitate for a second to refuse.
Are you kidding me? I’m the big fish here!
Wait, what big fish, I’m the older one! You’re the little sis!
On that note, Little Moon could only sigh inwardly. Guess this won’t be as smooth as she hoped.
Then Xu Xiaofeng proposed, “How about this? I previously did that, uh… live broadcast? Can you help me out?”
She hadn’t forgotten, she had a great money-making endeavor lined up!
At the mention of it, Little Moon’s eyes sparkled, and she nodded fervently: “Sure! I’m in!”
This… seems a bit too easy, doesn’t it?
